( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

You know, the welcoming committee should learn to be more...welcoming. I really wanted to hang out in a library for about five hours before getting kicked out by giant statues. You should get working on that faceless collecting god. Or rather...Morgan Freeman. Well, it makes sense. With Batman and all. Hey, does this mean I can get a cool ride too?

I can be Batman. [ a laugh ] From what I read I would also like to put in a request while I'm here. No musicals. I don't sing.

Well to everyone here, I'm Dean Weston. I'd say I don't plan on staying here for long but I really doubt I have a choice in this. Might as well find a bar and settle down for now.

I hate to break it to you, Freeman, but I don't do domestic.

Wow. Valentine's already? Time flies.

Right. My kids. Front and center. I want to know where you are. Alternatively, if you have one of my kids, letting me know would be good too.

Dean, baby, let's chat up our fake spouses and see if we can work out a meet-up on Friday night. <3

Everyone else? If you aren't sure what's going on, or what the "rules" usually are for this particular trick Asaph has up his sleeve, feel free to ask and I'll do what I can to explain.

[ random singing ] Party. Party. Party for me. Party. Party. Party for me!

And you guys that missed it are lame!

[ back to talking normally ] I'm six now! I need more than one hand to tell everyone now old I am. And I thought being able to use all my fingers on one was awesome.

Uncle Benny, thanks for taking us out before! I didn't want to help set up my own party. That would have been boring.

And Uncle Adam, you need to come over more often. Because you just do. Period. Say yes. Because if you don't say yes, I'd just send Uncle Gabe to go and get you, and that wouldn't be any fun for any of us compared to you actually wanting to be around. So there.

I have the best Daddy and Mommy and friends and family ever, and since it would take too long to list every one of you one by one, I love you all. You're beautiful people. Beautiful people with excellent taste in gifts.

There should be a holiday in between Halloween and Thanksgiving to make the waiting less boring. Does anybody have any candy left?