( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Ugh. I hate inventory day. Elle, I say we hire someone for the sole purpose of doing this totally crap job. And no, Randal, it's not going to be you. Knowing you, you'd have nothing but porn filling the shelves.

( Filtered to James Potter )

( Filtered to Dean )

( Filtered to Brunette!Me )

[Filtered against anyone under the age of sixteen]

Randal Graves, I swear to everything that's holy and some things that aren't, you are going to rue the day you met me if you don't take back whatever you told him right now. And don't play dumb, you know damn well who I'm talking about.

Dean, you need to take Ben's closet door off the hinges. Possibly his bedroom door too, if he keeps it up.

Dad? Have at it. I won't complain in the least.

[ooc: takes place immediately after this; purposefully unfiltered from other adults because claire is a bit too peeved to care about such things at the moment]

Aw, FUCK me in the ass with a lawn dart. This shit again? It feels like I just left this fuckin' place!

Barbie, you still here?

You know, for how idiotic most of these locals can be when asking them questions of importance, some of them are really stupid just in general. I just spent ten minutes explaining to some woman why a rated R film actually stood for Restricted and not Rental.

The fact that she had a child with her makes it even worse.

( Filtered to Future Claire )

( Filtered to Gabriel Gray )

( Filtered to Noah Bennet )

( Filtered to Peter )

( Filtered to Ben and Dean [the original] )

I swear to God, Parkman, if this is you, I will shoot you in the kneecap the second I get out. Daphne was not my fault!