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Tweak says, "it is what it is"

River Song (thenameofsanity) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-11-07 04:07:00

Entry tags:

idris, river song, the master

A classroom. What in the bloody hell was I doing in a classroom? Dreadfully boring places, I'll have you know. Never any proper danger. What rubbish.

Right then. Moving on. New place, new faces, can't say for certain I'll like it here as of yet but I suppose I can give the shopping a try at the very least before shooting whoever brought me here.

And people say I can't be reasonable.

[ooc: meet melody pond - the psychopath who succeeded in murdering the doctor rather than falling in love with him >.>]

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	cantyouhearit 2011-11-07 09:31 am UTC (link)
	~~Wait. Wha~~ River? You all right, darling? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 09:35 am UTC (link)
	Who is River? Honestly! Every time I turn around it seems someone is calling me that ridiculous name. Well. Only three people, but still. It's becoming rather irksome. And really, it isn't as though Melody is that difficult of a name to remember. You can even call me Mels, if it's easier. But River? Why, that's not even close! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cantyouhearit 2011-11-07 09:42 am UTC (link)
	Hmm. Curious. Very curious. But! Not altogether unprecedented. Well, then, Miss Melody, I'll have to assume that this place has switched gears again, welcome you to the insanity of it all, and offer a word of advice. You might want to be careful who you shoot. The goodie-goodies get a bit testy when you start killing indiscriminately. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 09:47 am UTC (link)
	Is that so? Well then. Maybe this place isn't as bad as I'd first thought. I do love it when morally superior beings get testy with me. Righteous indignation is ever so much fun to toy with! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cantyouhearit 2011-11-07 10:22 am UTC (link)
	Oh, now this is change I can get behind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 10:37 am UTC (link)
	Really now? There may be some use for you after all, in that case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cantyouhearit 2011-11-07 11:08 am UTC (link)
	You're lucky that I don't mind being used. Especially for chaotic purposes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 11:10 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm much more than merely lucky. Now. The real question is... where to start? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cantyouhearit 2011-11-07 11:26 am UTC (link)
	The locals might a delightful squishing sound when they're sliced to ribbons, but they don't panic nearly as well as all the rest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 11:29 am UTC (link)
	Well that's hardly as much fun, now is it? Don't get me wrong. I enjoy a good slicing as much as the next girl, but the panicking really does make it all the more enjoyable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cantyouhearit 2011-11-07 11:50 am UTC (link)
	Excellent. Kidnapping non-locals it is! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thenameofsanity
2011-11-07 11:52 am UTC (link)

Now we're talking.

So. Seems you've been here a spot longer. Which I suppose means you really ought to be the one to decide who goes first.

See? Once again I'm being reasonable! I'm really starting to get the hang of this! I've no intention of allowing it to continue any longer than absolutely necessary, of course, but it's rather fun being able to do things most wouldn't expect from me!

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	cantyouhearit 2011-11-07 11:55 am UTC (link)
	I know just the handful of targets. Self repair is a pretty handy trait in potential torture victims. Don't you agree? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 11:56 am UTC (link)
	Self repair, you say? Now that does sound fascinating... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cantyouhearit 2011-11-07 12:00 pm UTC (link)
	It really is. Give them enough time, and it's like nothing even happened. And you get to start all over again! Fresh canvas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 12:10 pm UTC (link)
	Right then. Well, that certainly has my vote! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cantyouhearit 2011-11-07 12:14 pm UTC (link)
	Excellent. Meet at the library in fifteen minutes? From there, I can point them out to you, and we can do a bit of hunting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 12:19 pm UTC (link)
	I'll see you then. Oh! Almost forgot! Do try not to be late. I despise waiting and I'd hate to be forced to shoot you when we've only just met. It'd be a rather dreadful end to what may very well be a rather interesting partnership. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cantyouhearit 2011-11-07 12:21 pm UTC (link)
	I won't be late. I've been shot by enough women already to last me a dozen lifetimes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 12:23 pm UTC (link)
	Really now? I'll certainly keep that in mind. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	amadmanwithabox 2011-11-07 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	~~Oh bloody~~ Hello, dear. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	... well. I certainly didn't see that coming. Of course, I shouldn't really be surprised but, considering you're quite dead, I am most definitely impressed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amadmanwithabox 2011-11-07 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I promise you I'm not dead. Very much not dead actually. Not even a little dead, come to think of it. Entirely alive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	Oh... honestly. How many times must I kill you before you'll take the bloody hint? This is becoming rather rote, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amadmanwithabox 2011-11-07 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	</s>Brilliant. Just...my wife wants to murder me. I'm becoming Koschei. Just brilliant.</s> Terribly sorry to disappoint, but you have to admit that it keeps things interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	I beg your pardon? I am not your wife! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Private to the Doctor theboywhowaited 2011-11-08 07:56 am UTC (link)
	Doctor. Look, what is going on. I have a right to know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	stoleatimelord 2011-11-07 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Who're you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stoleatimelord 2011-11-07 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	I think you know, Sweetie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-07 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	I think, if I knew, I wouldn't waste my time bothering to ask. And don't call me that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stoleatimelord 2011-11-08 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	It's my name for you. You all are so concerned with calling each other names. Time And Relative Dimensions In Space. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	theboywhowaited 2011-11-08 07:11 am UTC (link)
	River, are....you alright? (Reply to this) (Thread)

thenameofsanity
2011-11-08 07:44 am UTC (link)

Oh look, if it isn't daddy dearest! You're supposed to be dead too, you know. Quite dead, in fact. You and mummy both. How very curious...

And really. How many times must I say it? I am Melody. I don't know who this River person is you all keep prattling on about but it's making me rather cross that you can't even remember your own daughter's name... and I can assure you, you wouldn't like me when I'm cross. So really. For your own sake, do try to stick with Melody. Or even Mels! I know you're more than capable of remembering that name.

I won't ask nicely a second time.

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	theboywhowaited 2011-11-08 07:55 am UTC (link)
	What...? I don't understand, River. This isn't...~~a time line thing~~ ~~Are....you telling me we die?~~ We're not dead. I'm alive, Amy's alive, we're all...very alive. Just. You got to trust us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thenameofsanity 2011-11-08 08:01 am UTC (link)
	STOP CALLING ME THAT! My name is not River! It's nothing even remotely similar! And trust you? This has nothing to do with trusting you! No, this is quite simply the Doctor's fault. You trusted him, you see, and it was your undoing. You aren't the first who made that mistake, of course, but I made absolutely certain you were the last. (Reply to this) (Parent)