( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Okay, I think I've milked that hundred bucks I started with as much as I possibly can. So, where can a girl find a job in this place?

I can't do this anymore.

I'm out.

I need to get out of here.

( Filtered to Damon and Caroline )

What the hell is going on?

I'm in a library and there's messed up metal things outside shooting LASERS and I swear I haven't been taking anything but this feels like a really messed up trip and I'm seriously freaking out. Like beyond belief.

God, I'm starving.

Damon?

It's weird it's Christmas, I kind of almost forgot about it with the whole being transported to an alternate dimension thing.

( [ Elena, Damon, Ric ] )

What's up with the evil mistletoe?

Mistletoe should not be evil, people! It's a part of Christmas!

Right, as if my life wasn't screwed up enough
Is this seriously for real?