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All you adults are stupid. Really really stupid.

You're all bickering and worried about your stupid grown up problems and ignoring everyone else.

And meanwhile someone KILLED MY SISTER. My twin sister. What kind of stupid adult kills a ten year old and no one else notices or says nothing?

So I'm gonna take my baby sister and look after her, cause it's pretty clear nobody else is good at it.

I hate you all and you're all stupid.

So. I just though you all would like to know that, apparently, Logan/James/Wolverine/whatever name he's going by and/or you know him as has taken it upon himself to name himself as the champion for the rest of us and is apparently going to face off with both Asaph and Emmanuelle (that's the guy in charge of this place and God - yes God comma the) tomorrow because he doesn't like the way things are here and thinks the rest of us need him to point that out for us. Nevermind that most of us don't even agree with him.

Which means, if he's not still living when you all can see one another again, now you know why.

EDITED TO ADD: Actually, I take that back. Considering he told my ten-year-old that she could join him when he faced off with Asaph and Emmanuelle, he definitely won't be alive when you all can see each other again because I am going to save them the trouble and kill him myself.

And I'd say I'm sorry for that but I'm really, really not.

So, I be hearin' all kinds of stories about dis' place an d'ere don't really seem to be no one Ah know who can say one way or another if'n it be true. D'ere's a mansion, I can see tha', and it sure do look like an awful lotta people should be home, but there ain't no one I recognize. That bein' said, I jus' so happen to have a bit of money in my pocket what seems to be gettin' mighty hot an, as there been some awful accusations about me bein' a cheat, I ain't in no kinda rush to go spend it at a Casino. That ain't to say I won't, it jus' means I'll put it lower down on my list of things to do.

That bein' said, Ah'm now takin' suggestions as to what to do, and also seein' if d'ere be any other folks who would take kindly to a friendly game'a'cards?

So I think I have an idea of what is going on. Basically everyone is still here but if you are from the same place you can't see or talk to each other? I don't have anyone from home here... But, I was wondering if my friends could read this..

Not real sure who my friends would be so... If you can read this let me know!

Greetings Colligo,

Newsflash, everyone, none of you are special snowflakes. I know some of you have probably been told all your lives that you are, but guess what? You're not. You can all whine all you want, but I'm not going to change things for you just because you want it.

Suck it up and deal. Maybe make some new friends outside your own reality. Whatever you do, stop bitching like it's going to change anything.

XOXO,
Asaph

EDIT: PS - Parker's my favorite. Suck it, everyone.

OK so I finally got things put together for the fight club if people were still interested. Found a place that will let us do it. A local run gym.

I was thinking Friday nights would work. Also have some forms people need to fill out. Something about liability.

I thought I might actually get away with not doing this one, but everyone else I know has, I may as well head off the prodding by getting it done.

( I hope this information proves to be at least somewhat amusing. )

So, where would this casino, that I've heard so much about, be located? Haven't played a decent hand of poker in sometime now and I'm afraid I may get rusty if I go any longer. I'm also running low on cash.

So, we've been kidnapped and forced to take surveys?

( There goes five minutes of my time )

( Kitty's answers )

With recent events it seems that I have some aggression that needs to be let out in better ways.

So I'm thinking about starting up a fight club if anyone's interested.

[The PDA turns on mid scuffle]

I'll give you two seconds to tell me what's going on here, otherwise you're not going to like me very much. [there is a sound, which is Remy's Bo-staff extending] Alright, I warned ya.

[There is the sound of metal hitting metal]

What the...

[Remy is cut off as the knights grab him and eventually manhandle him out of the library]