( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Okay so... I saw on this thing that said my car is somehow, inexplicably here, right? Only, I followed the directions and went to the place the note said it would be. And it wasn't there. There was the parking space but definitely no green hearse.

So... yeah. Since I'm guessing those things aren't all that common. I mean, hello, green hearse. If anyone has seen it, could you let me know? It's not like I'm even wanting to necessarily press charges against whoever took it out for a joyride or whatever. I just really hate walking. A lot.

Plus, it belonged to my dad. And he's dead now. So getting it back would be great.

What. The. Actual. Fuck?!? </s>I picked one hell of a time to have a god-damned flashback.</s>

GAH! Help! Anyone? I've been kidnapped. They're going to steal my organs or something just as horrible. Help!!

Is this such a normal occurrence? No one seems shocked or surprised by this.

So, now that I'm no longer playing substitute at being a grim reaper or whatever in the fuck that was, I really need to step up the whole job search thing. Anybody have any idea of someplace that's hiring?

( Private to Eames )

This is so messed up. When I said "I quit," I didn't think it would actually work.

I guess we should be careful what we wish for, huh, Dean?

I need a drink.

What. The. Fuck?

Arthur Pendragon you are sleeping on the couch from now on.

I'm so excited that everyone can see me now! Hello all that couldn't see me before, I'm Annie! And I'm dead!

I'm thinking about getting a job. Last time I tried, it was just pouring beer. It was nice enough, but then I got a crush on the guy, and I was dead so that didn't really work, you know?

Any suggestions?

I feel like I should be making some sort of announcement. Only I have nothing to say.

Hello? Is this anyone out there?

Gov? Annie? Chris? Anyone? Hello?

This place is kinda awesome so far. Weird but in a fun, possibly the end result of a psychotic break I'm having of which I'm oblivious, kind of way. Though this hundred bucks isn't going to get me very far so I guess I should start looking for a job or something.

Anybody know of any place that's hiring?

What in the hell is going on? Where the fuck am I?! If this is some kind of fucked up joke, I swear to God I'm going to

Edit: Okay. I've got the general scoop. Now that my massive freakout is over, can anybody tell me where I can find my car? I've got my keys and some note about a parking garage but the map looks like it was drawn by a bunch of drunk, blind monkeys on crack. So if anybody spots it, if you could tell me, that'd be great.

Oh, and I should probably mention that it's a hearse. And green. So it's pretty hard to miss.