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Nov. 21st, 2011

[info]likevanhelsing

It's really good to be me again. Really good.

Filtered to Jenna )

Oct. 30th, 2011

[info]inafivepoundbag

Anyone who never picked up their book out of the library when they showed up, I have it. All of them. Every single last one. And now that things aren't turning gold when I touch them anymore, I can even look through them. If I want. Which I mostly don't, for the record.

But! If I like you or you've been nice to me and your name isn't Jim Sterling or maybe if you catch me in a really good mood even if I don't like you or you've been mean to me, you can have your book if you want. If not, I'm keeping it. Or possibly selling it to the highest bidder. Because I like money, not books.

It's now or never, people! Speak up if you want it!

Oct. 22nd, 2011


[info]thatswhatido

I really need to hit someonething.

Anybody up for getting their teeth knocked out?

Oct. 11th, 2011


[info]i_haveatell

Eliot, why do you live so high up? I swear there is something wrong with the elevator in our building.

Oct. 1st, 2011

[info]inafivepoundbag

YAY I know who I am again! Not so happy I spent some of my money on you people because it's my money and you all need to get your own, but I guess I can let it slide. Just this once.

Can't say I'm so happy about the horses everywhere but they're much less murderous than I once thought so I guess, just like spending some of my money, I can deal with that too.

In fact, I think I can deal with a lot right now. Wanna know why? I'm going to tell you.

HARDISON IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sep. 24th, 2011


[info]dream_bigger

What the bloody hell is going on?

Sep. 22nd, 2011

[info]iamathief

Filtered to the Leverage Crew and the Sterlings )

Filtered to Sam Ford )

Filtered to Jaenelle Angelline )

Sep. 11th, 2011

[info]inafivepoundbag

Filtered to Crowley )

Filtered to Eliot and Sophie )

Sep. 10th, 2011


[info]thatswhatido

Weird dreams. Must be the sushi I ate last night.

I need to hit something.

Parker )

Jul. 18th, 2011

[info]inafivepoundbag

Eliot! Sophie! You both better still be here!

[info]archtrickster

Okay, let's try that again.

Who missed me?

Cassie, you'd better be at the front of the line, kiddo.

Jul. 15th, 2011

[info]archtrickster

Look who's back, bitches!

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Are there seriously no Winchesters around? Seriously? No Winchesters, no Cassiebear, no anything?

Wow, this place lost or gained some standards while I was gone. Not sure which.

Oh well. Show of hands...who missed me?

Psssst....mom, raise your hand.

( Edit ): Not cool, Uncle Asshat. Not cool. I'm gonna fiddle with some stuff if that's okay.

Jul. 4th, 2011

[info]allforfather

Can someone tell my dear friends Sam and Dean Winchester that I miss them something awful?

It's a shame. If I could see them, I'd say hello.

Jun. 14th, 2011


[info]thatswhatido

No matter how many times I go through that freaking library, I'm still going to punch at least one of those sons of bitches on the way out.

May. 30th, 2011


[info]minesbigger

[Accidental Voice Post]

[Crowley's device is in his pocket, therefore his voice, though sing-songy, is muffled]

What he had yearned to embrace was not the flesh but a downy spirit, a spark, the impalpable angel that inhabits the flesh.*

What to do, what to do?

To destroy or not to destroy, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Winchester tempers, or to take arms against the sea of their insanity, and by opposing, end them. End them!**

[Louder, almost shrill] End them! [Punctuated by the sound of a door shutting and the click of a lock snapping in to place]






*~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939, translated from French by Lewis Galantière
**~Crowley's own version of Hamlet's To Be Or Not To Be.

May. 13th, 2011


[info]dream_bigger

Pub. Now. Before I commit murders.

Apr. 24th, 2011

[info]inafivepoundbag

Um. So. There's this horse. And it's following me. And I can't get it to leave me alone. It hasn't learned to climb the tree yet but it still won't go away.

WHAT DO I DO?!?!

Apr. 15th, 2011


[info]thatswhatido

Voice Post

I think Mommy is losted.

Apr. 9th, 2011

[info]inafivepoundbag

Has anybody seen Crowley? I can't find him anywhere. His name's still on the plaque outside of his door so he hasn't been sent back but he's not there or at the casino or anywhere else that he might be. And I'm starting to get I'm trying not to panic but

Filtered to Crowley )

Apr. 6th, 2011


[info]flickum_bickus

▒ell, it wasn▒▒ice while it la▒ed. Looks like things ▒▒ back to norm▒▒

Everyone OK?

Mar. 26th, 2011

[info]inafivepoundbag

HOLY CRAP! I forgot how fast I can move. Fly. Whatever.

Filtered to Eames )

Mar. 25th, 2011


[info]thatswhatido

Seriously?

That is so not cool.

Mar. 21st, 2011

[info]inafivepoundbag

I tried. I really did. I stopped a robbery at the corner store and I waited around for the cops and I even sketched out a picture of what the guy looked like because he was mean and threatened to shoot a kid. AND NOW THE COPS WANT ME TO CONSIDER WORKING WITH THEM AS A SKETCH ARTIST!!!!!

I am never doing a good deed again. Ever.

Mar. 4th, 2011


[info]thatswhatido

Something go down at the crisis center last night that I need to know about?el

Feb. 27th, 2011

[info]inafivepoundbag

It's about frigging time!

Filtered to Sophie and Eliot )

Feb. 21st, 2011


[info]stopitevilhand

So somehow I managed to get out of my former employer's Hell, end up in a library, and then get thrown out by two clunky pieces of junk. As much as I appreciate the respite and having a pulse again, I don't get that lucky. Anyone want to give me an idea of what's going on?

[info]inafivepoundbag

Holy crap! The Guennol Lioness! It's here! I don't know how but it's here! And as soon as I can lose the husband, it'll be mine!

Feb. 13th, 2011

[info]inafivepoundbag

My bank account doesn't just have my name on it anymore. I have to share it. Me!

Somebody's getting stabbed in the face.

Feb. 7th, 2011


[info]antiarchitect

Miles? Ariadne? Guys? Where...what level is this?

Am I dreaming?

[info]inafivepoundbag

What's up with all of you wizard type people showing up in groups like this? Are you pack animals at home? Do you all travel in herds everywhere? Can't you function without every sister/brother/cousin/best friend/enemy you've known?

Every couple of months the old ones go away and new ones come back and only a few of you even remember being here so it's the same one-of-your-people's life story, told the same way, to the same group of you, again and again and again.

Whoever is collecting all of us must have a really bad memory to keep turning this place into a Potter People Convention.

Jan. 29th, 2011

[info]thegrifter

And here I thought getting taken away in handcuffs was annoying and rough. Certainly has nothing on those suits of armor.

Someone want to tell me what's going on? Because if I've been drugged and smuggled somewhere, I'm going to be very very cross.

Especially if this was Nate's idea.

Jan. 22nd, 2011

[info]inafivepoundbag

New shipment at the museum!!! Totally know where I'll be tonight tomorrow!

Filtered to Eliot )

Jan. 11th, 2011


[info]exquisiterush

If there is anyone in this city who needs help moving about, or getting somewhere safe, beyond just remaining in their flats, I would like to offer my services. I cannot imagine that they will remain safe forever, nor that we can carry on without gathering more supplies. I can teleport one or two people at a time, for anyone who needs it. I imagine others with similar abilities would also be able to help, though I can hardly speak for them.

( The Doctor and other scientists and people from the lab )
I have Nikola's notes on the adjustments he was making to his weapons. While I can easily make sense of them, I'm not an inventor or an engineer and I feel that they would be of better use to someone else. Besides, I have other ways to help. I believe it is well past time for all of us to combine resources.

( James, Helen, Nigel )
We need to work with the other groups. Perhaps together we can do what we haven't been able to separately.

Jan. 10th, 2011


[info]thecoolaunt

Two things:

WHERE THE HELL AM I AND WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS?

Dec. 26th, 2010

[info]gracelessangel

Parker's dead.

I just thought everyone should know.

Dec. 23rd, 2010

[info]inafivepoundbag

What's up with the evil mistletoe?

Mistletoe should not be evil, people! It's a part of Christmas!

Dec. 12th, 2010

[info]bangafewgongs

So...I left the apartment for an hour. I'm sure it was just an hour.

And now it looks like it's been accosted by elves. Ninja elves.

Dec. 9th, 2010


[info]thatswhatido

Huh. Woke up this morning to "Thinking Of You" on the CD player. Weird.

Dec. 6th, 2010

[info]bangafewgongs

I feel like I'm finally a productive member of society.

That's right, I have a real people job that doesn't involve getting people drunk so they'll lose money gambling.

Well...I still have that job too.

With some help, I'm opening up a center. It's sort of a soup kitchen-slash-shelter-slash-counselling-and-rehabilitation-center. I'd have used actual slashes, but then it would look like I'm writing weird, existential fanfiction.

We have a building and, with any luck, everything should be all set up by Christmas.

If anyone's new and/or looking for a job, we can use the help.

:)

[info]inafivepoundbag

Eight digits! Ha! Finally!

And am I the only one who finds it a weird that the city that likes to screw with us is suddenly giving people presents? I wonder how long before they all turn evil and hack us to pieces in our sleep.

Nov. 23rd, 2010

[info]inafivepoundbag

I was with Eliot. I was with Eliot and I had a mom. I was with Eliot, I had a mom, and I was a mom. What the

I said it before and I'll keep right on saying it. Sometimes I hate this place. I'm not a mom and I don't have kids and I'd never give up my job and this place needs to stop making me think I was and I did and I would!

At least I didn't miss the unveiling at the museum. So there's that.

But this place still sucks sometimes.

Nov. 19th, 2010

[info]inafivepoundbag

I might not be an expert but I'm pretty sure when you kidnap kids of someone successful and snag one of the parents too? You're doing it wrong.

Now, do yourself a favor and take me and my sons back home right this second. This is the only time I'm asking nicely.

Nov. 16th, 2010

[info]inafivepoundbag

I HATE THIS PLACE!!!

It keeps breaking people's brains and this time I can't even say Eliot jinxed us because I don't know where he is and my... whatever he is is a girl now and my boss is a girl and maybe a stripper and. Why does it keep doing this? Stupid place. Stupid whatever is running this place.

Screw this. I'm going to steal some stuff from the museum shopping. At least that's still the same.

Oct. 23rd, 2010


[info]thatswhatido

Sparring with zombies just isn't the same. Actually, it's kind of like working a punching bag and if I wanted that I'd just go to the gym.

I could use a real live partner. Any takers?

Oct. 12th, 2010

[info]inafivepoundbag

The zombies are squishy. Cool!

Oh! So the locals are stupid. Or maybe more stupid. They aren't running very much at all. Now I only know a whole lot about a few very select things and this isn't one of them. But, shouldn't we be figuring out a way to stop the zombies from increasing their numbers?

Just a thought.

Sep. 25th, 2010

[info]inafivepoundbag

I'm a thief. I'm the best thief there is. I like stealing things and I really like stealing things from people who deserve it. I like helping people by stealing things for them, especially if they had it stolen from them by somebody that's more of a bad guy than I am.

I blew up my foster parents' house when I was little because the guy was a jerk who took my stuffed bunny and wouldn't give it back. He told me to be a good girl or a better thief. I chose the second one.

I took the Hope Diamond once, because I was bored, and then I put it back because I felt bad. I had myself buried alive once because I was afraid of the dark. I'm not normal and I don't want to be normal. Being normal scares me. I don't like chick flicks and I think Thelma and Louise were the worst criminals ever and deserved to fall off that cliff. I like sex and don't like lying and I eat fortune cookies as a meal sometimes because they taste good and the little fortunes make me laugh.

And even with how screwed up I am, I still think I'm more well-balanced than most of you because I didn't need a stupid compulsion to say any of that because lies are bad, people worry too much about what others think, and if you're keeping something that important from someone you care about, you ought to be ashamed.

Aug. 23rd, 2010

[info]inafivepoundbag

Mr. Crowley is dead. How sad.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my the office counting all my money!!!.

Aug. 21st, 2010


[info]thatswhatido

Who the hell stole my guitar?

You think I'm going to offer a reward? The reward will be mine, because when Parker I find you, I will introduce you to my fist.

Jul. 31st, 2010

[info]inafivepoundbag

Huh. Guess the guards are losing their touch. They're still pretty plucky but they really should have known better. Nobody sticks me in a cell.

So. What'd I miss?

Jul. 29th, 2010


[info]thatswhatido

Definitely broke my hand this time.

Bastards.

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