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Mar. 26th, 2013


[info]transversal

voice post.

[ There's a slight bit of static before there's a rush of sound someone screaming before they are silenced. Before the PDA shuts off before turning back on again. ]

How--

Why in the world would...one choose that? [ A pause. Cos Mike's losing his composure a little. ] WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE THAT?! [ Another pause, there's crying in the background. ] Demon, tell me would you choose that? Choose...humanity? Choose emotions? [ There's just some crying before Michael...smites a bitch. ]

Asaph, Mother, I do not agree to this method of torture.
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Mar. 18th, 2013


[info]thearchivist

Oh god What the hell am I?

I killed someone

I wish there was some way of just fixing this. I would be so much safer easier if we could all remember who we are. There's people here who do remember, even if they're all kind of strange, so clearly this isn't just a thing about this place.

I don't know. I just know I want my memory back.
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Mar. 4th, 2013

[info]ex_wantedafa728

As glad as I am to be back with my husband, I really did have a nice time with my temporary replacement.

It was so nice meeting you, Crowley. You should come by sometime with your angel. I'll make coffee.

Dean, Sammy, are you boys doing okay?
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Dec. 18th, 2012


[info]flashbastard

If I hear one more caroller attempt to squawk out a rather terrible rendition of the birth of The Son, I am not to be held responsible for my actions. They certainly had it coming.

Furthermore, if another miniature-sized local attempts to toss a snowball at my car, it will not end well for them.

Now. With that out of the way, who is still here and worth mentioning?
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Jun. 29th, 2012


[info]flashbastard

Right then.

For those of you who haven't figured it out, or are too stubborn to accept it, let me clarify something for you right now in the interest of preserving my own sanity.

FILTERS. DO. NOT. CURRENTLY. WORK.

Now before you decide to point out how utterly fantastic you are with technology, or whine about how it isn't fair, allow me to say one more thing.

I. Don't. Care.

I don't care if you're Bill Gates himself, or even someone who believes he makes Bill Gates look like a right dolt (I'm looking at you - both of you, really - as I type this, Stark). I don't care if you're from Above, or Below, or Somewhere Else Entirely. I don't care. The PDAs will still not filter things for you, no matter how much you might wish otherwise. You can't send texts either, for that matter. Not without assaulting the rest of us with your inane dribble, that is.

So for the love of whatever it is you love the most, stop trying to have private conversations in a public forum while assuming that maybe you'll be lucky enough to make the filtering system work for you. Currently it doesn't and I doubt it will again until dear old Uncle Asaph decides otherwise.

Now stop with the proclamations of love, the interrogation of people you claim to be friends with who might have steered you wrong, the solicitation of advice from a select few, or whatever else you might intend to be private that won't be. It's giving me a headache and, if I have to take time out of my very busy schedule to respond to these things personally, you aren't liable to enjoy the results.

Thank you. That is all.
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May. 1st, 2012


[info]wantedthedevil

This is a curious place to find myself. Father usually sends Gabriel on such tasks. He's so much better with humanity than the rest of us. But I suppose I can at least attempt to be civil.

Now. Which one of you am I here for?

[ ooc: everyone say hi to lucifer, the angel who swallowed his objections and resentments to accept his father's ruling instead of starting a war in heaven. ]
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Apr. 21st, 2012


[info]teaservingangel

I was supposed to arrive in Gehenna for a meeting. This isn't Gehenna. It resembles Assiah, but I know it isn't. Earth has one moon.

Lord Zaphikel, are you there? Is this a test? This isn't Disneyland either...

Tell me where I am! Please!
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Apr. 20th, 2012


[info]apointofpride

( Filtered to Anthony J. Crowley )
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Feb. 18th, 2012

[info]theflamingsword

Zombies? Again? You really are scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to ways of entertaining yourself, aren't you, Uncle?

Still, I must admit I have quite missed this place.
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Sep. 30th, 2011

[info]lifesize_ken

Frebourne doesn't have dirt roads. I'm afraid I don't know exactly where I am as the stone guards weren't of any help.

Why is this contraption telling me 110A. Is that a real live horse?

I'm in bad trouble.
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Sep. 21st, 2011


[info]goallbuffyonus

Filtered Against Alastair

Okay, this has gone on long enough. Either someone figure out some way to deal with Alastair so he's no longer in this city, or I will.
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Aug. 24th, 2011


[info]inlowplaces

Wonderful. Another vermin infested craphole. Isn't one of these more than enough?
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Aug. 22nd, 2011


[info]flashbastard

Can't say I remember the city being quite this inhospitable the last go round. Almost enough to make a demon not feel welcomed. I'd even go so far as to say I'm hurt but I think we all know that would be stretching it a bit, even for me.

Now then. What have I missed?
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Jul. 1st, 2011

[info]whoeveryouwant

Well. This sucks.

If anyone talks to Charles Xavier or Erik Lehnsherr, let them know I haven't done anything stupid and I'll do my best to behave until this sorts itself out.

( Filtered to Gabriel Gray & A.J. Crowley )

( Filtered to Steph )
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Jun. 22nd, 2011

[info]whoeveryouwant

I need a job. This place is interesting and all but I can't spend all my time just wandering aimlessly around. Well I probably can but I really want something that's just mine for a change.

Anybody out there hiring? Something tells me I wouldn't get along so well with a mindless drone local for a boss.
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Jun. 13th, 2011


[info]minesbigger

[Voice Post]

[There is a beep, a button randomly pushed. Then the sound of a hand smacking something, and it's possible faint scratching can be heard. When he speaks, his voice is high pitched, not at all like him, the words slurred and punctuated by his breathing.]

Kill. Die! Die! Kill! Die! Must kill! Die! All must die!



[OOC: Crowley is hallucinating bugs all over him, biting and crawling. He will not be replying to any comments, it's likely he will throw his PDA across the room if anyone replies to him, because he won't know what it is!...and it turns out AJ Crowley is demon sitting during the big snafu. Stranger things have happened, especially in Colligo! But as it turns out, AJ Crowley has no interest in fighting a hell god, so. He demon sits!]
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Jun. 6th, 2011

[info]justatitle

I've bought you all a night, perhaps tomorrow morning as well.

I strongly suggest you make the most of it and find some way to stop this creature before I do.
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May. 7th, 2011

[info]cedelaware3

Hello? Is anyone out there?

They've given me one of these phone things. I'm not certain what to do with it.

Hello? Doctor? Amy? River? Rory? Anyone here? This doesn't look like the Tardis, but...it's not exactly Washington DC either.
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Mar. 26th, 2011

[info]demonfireball

So this is what drunk feels like.

No wonder you bumbling idiots are always so keen to do it.

( Aziraphale )
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Mar. 16th, 2011

[info]stoleafoot

This place is kinda awesome so far. Weird but in a fun, possibly the end result of a psychotic break I'm having of which I'm oblivious, kind of way. Though this hundred bucks isn't going to get me very far so I guess I should start looking for a job or something.

Anybody know of any place that's hiring?
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Mar. 15th, 2011

[info]stoleafoot

What in the hell is going on? Where the fuck am I?! If this is some kind of fucked up joke, I swear to God I'm going to

Edit: Okay. I've got the general scoop. Now that my massive freakout is over, can anybody tell me where I can find my car? I've got my keys and some note about a parking garage but the map looks like it was drawn by a bunch of drunk, blind monkeys on crack. So if anybody spots it, if you could tell me, that'd be great.

Oh, and I should probably mention that it's a hearse. And green. So it's pretty hard to miss.
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Feb. 21st, 2011

[info]demonfireball

Show of hands, now. Who missed me?

Angel, Adam, I best be seeing your hands front and center.
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Dec. 22nd, 2010


[info]exquisiterush

( Filtered to Anthony J. Crowley )
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Dec. 19th, 2010


[info]flashbastard

The very next being, local or otherwise, who attempts to make me cheerful - particularly by the use of a gaudy red stocking cap, semi-frozen water, or clippings from a hemiparasitic plant - will not be very cheerful themselves by the time I'm done with them.

There. See, Angel? You can't say I didn't offer fair warning.
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Dec. 11th, 2010


[info]exquisiterush

I can hardly say I've missed this city especially, but I suppose there's no point in railing against that which cannot be changed.

( Helen )

( Nikola )

( Ashley )

( James )
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Dec. 10th, 2010

[info]theflamingsword

Oh, I have missed this old thing.

It seems as though this place has finally decided to give us a pleasant turn.
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Nov. 24th, 2010

[info]bangafewgongs

( Filtered to A.J. Crowley )
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Oct. 21st, 2010


[info]fireinthesoul

( Aziraphale and AJ Crowley )
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[info]flashbastard

Bloody hell, who decided to piss Her off? **

Dear denizens of Colligo,

If you stay inside, they run out of things to eat.

If they learn to open doors, I suggest you try something called a lock.

If they learn to pick those, then you're in for it. Until that moment, however, you simply need to out-think the mindless hordes.

I'm certain at least some of you can manage that much.

** [ooc: in reference to this]
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Oct. 12th, 2010


[info]metamorpheus

mood: lonely
O grave, where is thy victory?
O Death, where is thy sting?
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Oct. 4th, 2010


[info]heavenslancer

Congratulations Dean, Claire.

I am very pleased for you.
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Sep. 25th, 2010

[info]theflamingsword

( Serpent )

( Father )

( Jade )

( Adam, Ben, Molly, Jude )

( Claire )


In all honesty, the vast majority of you give me a headache and I dearly wish you would all shut the fuck up about your problems. This may be uncharitable, but it is true.

I actually find it quite hilarious how the lot of you continually underestimate me. Please do some research. It is not so difficult.
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[info]flashbastard

Ah, compulsion. It really should have been made a Vice on its own standing.

( Filtered to Castiel )
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Sep. 22nd, 2010


[info]_yellow_eyes_

Isn't this exciting?
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Sep. 7th, 2010

[info]theflamingsword

Bugger.

I suppose this is just the newest trick of this place.

I swore, after what happened in the seventeenth century, that I would never experiment with being female again.
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Aug. 29th, 2010

[info]theflamingsword

Well, that was entirely unpleasant.

( His Crowley )
I'm sor Forgiv I would neve Damn it all

I miss you.
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Aug. 10th, 2010

[info]theflamingsword

Cat and I will be staying at the bookshop for a while, until I find a new place.

If anyone needs me, that's where I'll be.

( Filtered to A. J. Crowley )
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Jul. 22nd, 2010


[info]minesbigger

The bloody hell is this?

Bloody rude, that's what it is.
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[info]flashbastard

So, just so we're all clear:

This is not Hell.

Anyone with any sort of common sense would have, of course, already realized this fact for one simple reason.

Hell isn't this creative.

Nor would they keep the ruse going for quite so long. They're all rather scatterbrained and always so very focused on the next thing, after all.

Now. Are we all clear? Any questions or confusion that should be addressed? Or can we kindly go back to our regularly scheduled, fairly mundane, existence and enjoy the small break in the bloody awful weather we've been stuck with as of late?
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Jun. 25th, 2010


[info]flashbastard

This place has become far too quiet as of late. It's rather boring and I, for one, don't particularly care for it.

Almost makes me wonder what sort of trouble is going to be stirred up around here, next.
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Jun. 14th, 2010

[info]chuckalmighty

You know, my life was just starting to settle down again after being buckets full of crazy on a scale most can't even begin to imagine, and now this crap?

Can't a guy catch a break?

( Filtered to: Adam Young, Aziraphale, Crowley, Gabriel, Loki, Michael, and Serendipity. )
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Jun. 12th, 2010

[info]ikickdinosaurs

mood: bored
Herself and myself are trying to find something decent on the telly at half past two on a Saturday morning.

We're failing. Pretty spectacularly, it has to be said.
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Jun. 11th, 2010


[info]flashbastard

So. Come up with a plan to bring down Lucifer himself and now I'm up to my neck in humans who'll just as soon toss holy water on someone as speak to them. Figures. So help me if any of you so much as tries it, I won't be held responsible for my actions. Several new arrivals. Seems as though you've only just missed the most recent festivities to befall this fair city.

I'm certain you're all rather torn up over it. Or something to that affect.

( Filtered to Castiel )

( Filtered to Adam Young )

( Filtered to Aziraphale )
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Jun. 5th, 2010

[info]theflamingsword

Well that certainly took long enough.

I was beginning to think it would take forever to get sorted out.

It's a bit odd getting used to this form. It's been so long since I last got issued a new body, I'd quite forgotten what it was like. Still, this one's nice enough. I could get used to it. I'm certainly not in any hurry to trade it in for a new one.

Right then. I'm glad to see my bookshop's in order. I was rather worried I'd return to find it in chaos. That just begs the question of where my sword is.

And my chessboard.

As always, my Lord, it's a pleasure to have you back.
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May. 22nd, 2010

[info]anomalist

Oh, honestly. The radio silence is more infuriating than the lack of information. Chatter! Talk about your favourite game show or colour. Something.

There are other topics to discuss, you know.
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May. 21st, 2010


[info]flashbastard

( Filtered to the Angel of Death )

[ooc: posted immediately following this]
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May. 19th, 2010


[info]heavenslancer

( Filtered to Sam Winchester )

( Filtered to Adam Milligan )

( Filtered to Claire Bennet )

( Filtered to Crowley )
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May. 17th, 2010


[info]heavenslancer

( Filtered to the angels, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Adam Milligan, Claire Bennet and Crowley. )
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May. 15th, 2010

[info]likeaprodigal

( Filtered to the angels, Dean Winchester, Claire Bennet and Crowley. )
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May. 13th, 2010


[info]flashbastard

Both the bosses are gone and no one seems alarmed. Right. Time to prepare for the worst.

This place is terribly quiet as of late. Can't have that, now can we?

Also, Aziraphale. If you don't get that bloody feline of yours to stop attempting to use my leg as a scratching post, I do believe I'm going to find out precisely how many ways one can, in fact, skin a cat. Even if I do already know the answer.
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