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Did I arrive just in time for an invasion?

Bugger.

[Filtered to Jude, Molly, Daryl, Connor, Stiles, Parker and Abed]

Hey guys. I know I've talked to and seen some of you since this whole thing started, but I just wanted to check in and see how you guys are handling everything. Anyone need anything? No one's killed anyone, I hope. I know I'm only human right now, but I want to help if anyone needs it.

[Filtered to Elijah]
How's being human treating you?

( Annie is clearly talking to herself )

And this is why I need to check to make sure we have butter noodles. So I don't have to go to the store late at night to get butter noodles. ( a slight huff of frustration ) At least my paper is done. I really wouldn't want to think about having to finish it after I got back from the store. No thank you.

( a pause )

Um...hi. What are you... ( a startled shriek ) OH MY GOD! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

( a pause and the sounds of a scuffle then something hitting a wall hard. )

Oh my god...did I just....

( more sounds of fighting, then a grunt and something disintegrating. )

Oh my god, I just killed a vampire...and kicked some ass doing it! Go me!

If I'm a vampire now, do I have to be evil? Or can I be a good vampire? I'm not sure which vampire universe I'm from. I'm pretty sure it's not Buffy, because I appear to be able to read people's minds and alter their thoughts. But I know I'm not a twilight vampire, because I appear to respond poorly to sunlight. And I have a ring that seems to fix the sunlight problem, which is something Spike had in Buffy season 4. Do I currently have a soul? And if not, can i get one through a complex redemptive arc? Would I have to be cursed?

New information suggests that I may be a Vampire Diaries vampire. More as the story unfolds.

So. I'm a vampire. That's a thing now. First a werewolf. Now a vampire. I give it two months tops before I'm like...a zombie or a merman or something else equally ridiculous.

Not that werewolves are ridiculous. I'm from a town full of werewolves. Clearly they're not ridiculous. Or maybe my life is just ridiculous. On second thought, let's just go with that one.

Also, I am wired. Like...seriously. I feel like I took all of my Adderall, which is silly, because I didn't take any. I'm just feeling really, really twitchy. Is this a vampire thing?

Vampires of Colligo...or former vampires...or currently former vampires who will presumably be vampires again in a week or so...is this a vampire thing? Can you answer that? I'd really appreciate it. If it helps, I have a kind of girly ring and I'm pretty sure I accidentally mind-controlled a guy, so I'm 90% positive I'm a Vampire Diaries vampire.

Which means amplified personality and...seriously, Morgan Freeman? Seriously? You thought it was a good idea to make my neurotic tendencies that much more prevalent? Really?

Awesome. Just awesome.

Hey Annie, I think we're out of noodles.

Also, I think I may have travelled back in time. The fall lineup on the DVR is all wrong and I just saw a promo for "Arrow."

Well, I was pretty productive this week. I went by the college and registered for classes. It was really very different than I'm used to. But I got some good classes, even though the semester already started and I didn't have any transcripts. They were really understanding.

Abed? Someone told me you were here. Are you still here? It would be really nice to see a familiar face.

I'm not sure how many science-minded folks can see this since I know Kitty, Mr. Stark, and Dr. Banner can't. But I thought I'd offer this for thought. Maybe it'll help with figuring out how these alternate reality things work.

Before we couldn't see anyone we're close to, people were talking about not seeing people from their own realities. They said we couldn't see anyone from the same reality as ourselves. The thing is, nobody is from "my" reality, but I still couldn't see any other mutants or the Avengers. I do know for sure that we're from different realities. The only reality I know any kind of name for is Kitty's home: Earth-616.

( tl;dr? )

So to summarize, these realities aren't the same realities, but still were separated:

Earth-mine: Just me
Earth-616: Kitty, Molly and Old Lace, maybe Logan
Earth-something: Mr. and Mrs. Stark, Ms. Carter, Mr. Barnes, Steve Rogers; Charles, Erik, Raven, Hank; Tony Stark, Ms. Potts, Mr. Barton, Ms. Romanoff, Mr. Coulson, Ms. Lewis, Dr. Banner, later on Steve Rogers; Sif, Thor, and Loki; sometimes Rogue and other Logan and Kitty
Earth-something-else: Peter Parker

And for the record, trying to find anyone from those realities and anyone I'm close to isn't working even with my level of telepathy, even when I try searching the astral plane, and even when I tried skimming across side realities which I really don't like doing.

So...

Pros:

Don't have to deal with Creepy Uncle Badtouch, also known as Peter Hale

No threats of physical violence from Derek

No constant rejection from Lydia

Chance to make new friends

Cons:

No idea what creepy shenanigans Peter's getting up to

Derek is probably going to die from lack of common sense

Can't see Lydia

Have to make new friends

It all kind of evens out. I guess I'd probably be more annoyed if Scott was here. Unless Scott and Allison were both here. Then it would be kind of hilarious.

( Willow )
So...I was wondering if I could borrow some Mountain Ash for something. It's...sort of like a spell. Only not quite. I just need to make a barrier. With my brain. But it's really not magic.

Unless...do you think it might be magic? Do you think I could learn magic? Because that would be pretty cool.

Tags: abed nadir, damian wayne, seth, stiles stilinski, thor odinson

I don't know which is worse, coming home to an "empty" TARDIS or coming home to find the TARDIS gone. I'm going to assume that The Doctor got bored and decided to take a trip, but this just means I'm going to have to find somewhere to eat dinner. And since I'm tired of eating dinner alone, would anyone like to join me? I hope this doesn't last for too much longer; I miss my wife.

...it seems that the mission was successful.

Hot. Hot hot hot.


[ ooc: meet Evil Abed, from what truly is the darkest of all possible timelines. ]

I need a job. I should probably go to school here so I can find replacement friends. And also finish my degree. Or maybe my friends already here, but I can only find them by going to classes. But if the school has tuition, I will need a way to pay for it.

I have experience as a fry cook working at my dad's falafel restaurant and at my school's cafeteria making chicken fingers. This would also be good if anyone needed me to be a crime boss in a mafia movie.

I have also worked as a filmmaker, mostly web shorts and documentaries. And an actor, mostly in extended fast-paced escapades. Best known for my Don Draper, but my Han Solo has picked up some traction recently. And a news anchor, on closed circuit local access television. And an editor, mostly the TV Tropes website. Not paid.

I also have some experience as Batman.

I woke up in a library. I read part of a tie in book about Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Some knights took me outside. Then they gave me this. Outside looks different. GPS says I'm not in Colorado.

Is this an Alternate History, Another Dimension, a Bizarro Universe, a Butterfly Effect Scenario, a Mirror Universe, a Multiverse, or an Elseworld? Or am I getting It's a Wonderful Lifed? And if it's a Bizarro Universe, am I still me, or can I make an early claim on Inspector Spacetime? ...maybe the dreamatorium really works.