( when the PDA turns on, Illyria sounds annoyed )You mock me. You are not worthy to even
speak to me, and yet you mock me.
You. A wretched, filthy half-breed who reeks of humanity. In my time you would have been strung up and ripped apart...but slowly, so that you could feel every second of agony that your insolence had wrought.
( a pause )I could show you if you like.
[ there’s a lengthy silence before Damon can be heard laughing ]Wow. Just...wow. Do you give speeches like that to everyone who talks back to you because that must get exhausting? Or is that just the tough talk to go along with your outfit?
[ the smirk can practically be heard in his tone ]Just move on, princess. This wretched, unworthy half-breed has better things to do than listen to you spout off about your superiority.
( a frustrated scoffing sound )You mortals with your quips. You hide your weakness behind clever words and you think they protect you. You are but a fool. One might think that to still your tongue would be to kill you. Perhaps we should test that.
( there is a hint of something dangerous as she continues )You have been given far too much leeway. You truly believe that you cannot be harmed. That you can say what you wish with no consequence. It is the worst sort of arrogance, unmerited as it is. It is only right that I correct your error of judgment.
One more word and I will rip out your tongue and feed it back to you. Then we will see how clever you are, vampire.
[ Damon snorts in amusement ]That sounds like a lot of work. Wouldn’t you rather just go get a latte? Or head to the salon? The blue’s an interesting choice, but it’s not one I would have gone with. It doesn’t really scream ‘All Powerful Deity’ if you get what I me-
[ sudden strangled noise as Damon’s voice cuts off mid word ]( Illyria sounds smug, her words punctuated by the sound of bones cracking as she continues to squeeze Damon’s throat )I grow weary of you. You talk and you talk and yet you say nothing of any worth. This is preferable.
( a strange, wet sound as Damon’s heart is forcibly removed from his chest )Not the tongue, but quite enjoyable nonetheless.