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Buffy?!

What the hell is going on?

Tags: anya jenkins, buffy summers, dawn summers, spike, tara maclay

May. 7th, 2012

king_peter

My brother is gone. He appears to have been sent home. I may take a day or two off from attending classes.

Tags: alexandra udinov, dawn summers, peter pevensie

May. 2nd, 2012

leaderoftheflck

I fell asleep while doing my homework and when I woke up, I was missing something. My wings! Sure, this isn't the first time, but it's still more than a little upsetting. I just feel off without my wings and grounded. If anyone is looking for me, I'll be up on the roof.

Tags: dawn summers, maximum ride

Apr. 30th, 2012

Judging from the fact that I just woke up alone and in my old flat, I'd say that our lovely host has decided to mess with the bloody space time continuum once again. Then again, after looking at the Network, it would appear there's a bloody free for all going on. Oh bloody hell, tell me I was not just pre-vampire me. I hate when that happens.

Buffy, love, are you currently the you that is supposed to be here? Or have I gotten lucky enough that Freeman brought the you from the future here too?

[Meet future Spike! He's from about five years in the future and....HUMAN.]

Tags: buffy summers, dawn summers, spike, winifred burkle

Apr. 22nd, 2012

thecallofmagic

Custom Filter

( Filtered to the Scooby Gang, AI Crew - minus Angel(us), and various other friends/associates of Willow's in the city. )

Tags: ashley magnus, buffy summers, cordelia chase, damon salvatore, dawn summers, faith lehane, james sirius potter, tara maclay, willow rosenberg, winifred burkle

Apr. 11th, 2012

notsolittlerock

Okay. Sorry about that. Totally had to get the hang of...you know...BEING THE DEVIL. Figured it was probably best to take a couple days and do that instead of accidentally blowing up shit.

Mom? Probably best if I take some time off til this is done. What with being the devil and all.

Oh! Lucy! Behave in my body. I have no problem blowing myself up if it comes to it. Also, I have a present for you.

( cut for image )

Tags: dawn summers, ellen harvelle, jo harvelle-wuornos, jude harvelle, juno weasley, lexi branson, lucifer

I knew this place was too weird to be some dream I just happened to have.

Buffy? Spike? You both still here?

Tags: dawn summers, faith lehane, jude harvelle, maximum ride, peter pevensie, spike, tara maclay

Feb. 14th, 2012

king_peter

Now I've killed things before, always in battle of course, and I have to say that cleaning zombie guts off my sword is actually harder then anything else I've ever killed. How is that possible? How are zombies any different then animals or Giants?

Tags: dawn summers, ianto jones, melinda halliwell, peter pevensie

Feb. 10th, 2012

tolovealamb

Message to The Colligo Clinic [Fail!Message and actually sent to everyone in Colligo)

Good evening,

My name is Edward Cullen. I'm a vampire and I have a somewhat strange question for you that I hope you will be able to answer.

My fianacé, Bella, is human and we plan to become intimate once we are married. However, we wish to discuss forms of contraception with you. Bella would like to take the birth control pill if it is available here in Colligo and I would like to use condoms. My concern is that I do not think that condoms will work as they will likely break. I was hoping that you would have an alternate solution or other suggestions.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Edward.

Tags: bella swan, buffy summers, dawn summers, edward cullen, emmett cullen, jasper whitlock, leah clearwater, lily potter, nikola tesla, owen harper, renesmee cullen, spike

Feb. 6th, 2012

wrongchosenone

The urge to go stab something is seriously rising. I bet if I got a beer, there would be little cartoon animals pouring me one, right? No one needs animals at the bar. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, definitely going to go stab something. If you wanna stab something too, just say the word.

Tags: charlie weasley, dawn summers, faith lehane, ruby, sirius black, spike

Feb. 1st, 2012

Okay. I've seen a lot of pretty freaking weird stuff, living in Sunnydale.

...But really? Birds cleaning the kitchen and making breakfast? I'm not sure whether I need to call animal control, or compliment them on their pancake making skills.

Also, Buffy, the blender's feeling very rude this morning. Just an FYI.

Tags: dawn summers, maximum ride

Jan. 18th, 2012

leaderoftheflck

I've spent the last day and a half flying around the city, trying to find any clues about ~~Angel's~~ Zoe's whereabouts and I've found nothing at all. She can't have just disappeared. We have to find her.

Tags: ashley magnus, dawn summers, edmund pevensie, maximum ride

Jan. 2nd, 2012

oncemighty

I swear, the Sanctuary has basically been turned into a sorority. Why do I feel like everywhere I look, there's another fresh female face wandering the halls?

Tags: dawn summers, maximum ride, nikola tesla, renesmee cullen, spike

Jan. 1st, 2012

No Buffy, just because I kissed a girl last night does not mean that I was feeling experimental and was having "conflicting feelings". ...Or something else out of a Lifetime movie.

Even though she's really nice. And lives in a pretty cool place.

Tags: dawn summers, rachel summers, spike

Dec. 11th, 2011

Filtered to Dawn Summers

Normally I wouldn't be asking for advice like some awkward teenager, but this isn't a normal situation in the least. Now if you laugh at me I will know and I'll never ask for your help again. It probably won't come as surprise to you that I have little to no experience with actual dating considering both of my exes were bloody wackjobs, but I want to ask your sister out and I don't want to cock it up when I do. Luna suggested I stand below her window and sing to her, but we all remember the last time I sang to your sister. You know her better than anyone. What would you suggest?

Tags: dawn summers, spike

Dec. 10th, 2011

Flitered to Buffy Summers

So. I was a bitch when you got here. I don't know why, but apparently, this place does weird stuff to make us all act crazy sometimes. I haven't been here that long, so this is my first taste of it, I guess.

And I'm sorry. You're my sister, and I'm really glad that you're here. I haven't been here all that long, but I've missed you a lot.

Oh, and since I don't think you came here of your own free will (as none of us do), this is Colligo. We've all kind of been dragged here against our wills by some guy who has nothing better to do with his time. It's a little long, but this, sums it up really well.

And hi. Again. And sorry. And I missed you. Again.

Tags: buffy summers, dawn summers

Dec. 1st, 2011

wittyquips

Dawnie, honey?

I tried sitting back and letting you do your own thing, but I'm really bad at it. So I guess I'm going to be staying here for a while. Anyway, since home is a giant crater now, I needed somewhere to make a new start anyway.

Tags: buffy summers, dawn summers, spike

Nov. 21st, 2011

Appears even those sodding suits of tin get a day off. Or maybe they went on strike. Wouldn't blame em if they did.

</s>Bloody hell, Freeman! Had to turn me into a monster again didn't you? Couldn't have just turned me back into the simpering human I used to be instead?</s>

Faith, did you get a thrill out of trying to kill me?

( Private to Luna Lovegood )

( Private to Ashley Magnus )

Tags: ashley magnus, dawn summers, faith lehane, luna lovegood, spike

Nov. 20th, 2011

luxoraculum

Well, that's just fantastic.

I have a board meeting to prepare for before tomorrow, three conference calls scheduled and a meeting with Agent Coulson this afternoon. So, of course I get kidnapped to another planet.

This really is just typical.

~~If only I knew a superhero who could save me.~~ ~~Tony is never going to let me live this down.~~

Tags: ariadne, arthur, dawn summers, helen magnus, pepper potts, tony stark

Nov. 17th, 2011

I've seen my fair share of weird stuff...but does anyone want to tell me what the hell just happened? And why those weird knights wouldn't give me any information whatsoever?

</s>My sister is going to kill me.</s>

Tags: dawn summers, faith lehane

Aug. 15th, 2011

thecoolaunt

BRB. Have to go die now.

Tags: alaric saltzman, dawn summers, elena gilbert, jenna sommers, jeremy gilbert, parker, steve mcgarrett, tyler lockwood

Aug. 13th, 2011

savedbythering

That makes three girlfriends I've lost now. I guess the upside is that atleast Bonnie didn't die. But she's still gone and we'd really only gotten like two weeks together here. ~~Now would be when I'd so get shitfaced normally.~~

Tags: dawn summers, jeremy gilbert

Aug. 11th, 2011

Well the last few days have proven to be extremely bloody awkward. This nonsense had better wear off sooner rather then later because watching Red and Tara like this is just strange. For once I'm glad Buffy isn't here, because she would never let me hear the bloody end of it.

Tags: dawn summers, rose tyler, spike

Jul. 19th, 2011

wrongchosenone

I'm going sledding.

If you wanna race, let me know.

Tags: ariadne, connor temple, dawn summers, eames, faith lehane, helena bertinelli, kate tesla

Jul. 18th, 2011

savedbythering

Either I'm seeing things or it's actually snowing outside! In July. Just when one ridiculous thing ends another one begins. Could it maybe stop so that I can get to work? I need a car.

Tags: claire winchester, dawn summers, jeremy gilbert

Jul. 12th, 2011

( Private to Lyle )

Tags: dawn summers, lyle bennet

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goallbuffyonus

Could somebody please tell my brother, Lyle, that I'm going to be borrowing some videos from the vault? I don't want him thinking we've been robbed or something.

And is there anybody else out there that can tell me how Nathan Petrelli is doing? ~~If he's in a drunken stupor, could you maybe~~ ~~I don't want to ask Dean to do it because that would be a little~~ And maybe tell him that I'm okay?

( Filtered to endverse!Cas )

Tags: castiel (end!verse), claire winchester, dawn summers, jeremy gilbert, jyuushiro ukitake

Jul. 4th, 2011

You don't let us talk to our friends and you're still sending people home. This place is totally messed up. ~~I wish I could talk to Spike. What if they send him home and no one tells me? What if they send Willow or Tara home?~~

Tags: dawn summers, jeremy gilbert, juno weasley

Jun. 27th, 2011

Well I'm not going to make my curfew.

Buffy?! Xander? Giles? Someone please tell me that I'm not here alone. Come on Buffy, be here.

Tags: dawn summers, faith lehane, spike, willow rosenberg

Jun. 6th, 2011

Filtered to Ben only, not Glory

Make her stop.

Tags: ben wilkinson, dawn summers

May. 30th, 2011

rookie5o

DYAC

Hopefully my physical will beehive tombstone.

Tags: chin ho kelly, dawn summers, jules reynolds, kono kalakaua, paige matthews, steve mcgarrett

nofeargene

[FAIL!FILTER TO 5-0]
Penis is here. One with pinecones and one with lots of penises. See, Danielle, I can be nice when I fuck you.

[Also brought to you by DYAC/I can't delete this! Posted after this.]

Tags: bo hess, chin ho kelly, chris halliwell, claire winchester, danny williams, dawn summers, jenna sommers, jules reynolds, kono kalakaua, mal cobb, mordred lot, morgana, peter petrelli, phillipa cobb, piper halliwell, steve mcgarrett, tyler lockwood

May. 29th, 2011

Filtered against Glory

[Lack of Filter!]

I hope all the promgoers had fun last night! ~~I wish I'd been able to g~~

Tags: dawn summers, glory, molly suresh, spike

May. 24th, 2011

goallbuffyonus

Sentences I never thought I would say and yet manage to say pretty regularly in this city:

I am going to murder this raptor in a minute.

And Dean, you are so partially to blame for this. "Close the closet door so my new shoes don't get eaten" means pretty much exactly what it sounds like. ~~You owe me some new Manolo Blahnik's. No, wait. I say that and you're liable to hunt down some guy named Manolo.~~ You so owe me.

Tags: claire winchester, dawn summers

May. 22nd, 2011

[Filtered to the Scooby Gang]
Excuse me while I FREAK OUT.

Willow...can you like...hide me completely from Glory?

Buffy...can we go? Like...away? Forever?

[Filtered to the Winchesters, Harvelles, Adam Milligan, Crowley, Adam Young, Caroline Forbes, Molly Walker, the Doctors, and the angels...and visible to the Scoobies.]

Hi, so, you all might have seen the latest arrival of a certain blond here. Her name is Glory, or Glorificus. She's a hellgod who wants to bleed me to death so that she can get home to her hell dimension. Please don't tell her I'm here, or where I am. ~~And Adam if you want to just end her I wouldn't obje~~. Be careful of her....she can suck out people's minds and make them crazy. She's super strong and can't really be killed ~~except Buf I don't really remember how we stoppe She was just go~~ that I know of.

Tags: adam milligan, adam young, crowley, dawn summers, the doctor (10), willow rosenberg

May. 21st, 2011

thecallofmagic

I'm not very involved in politics around here but I think some of the locals are glad that there's going to be a pretty likely shift in the government around here. I just had no less than six customers come in talking about how they can't wait for the current mayor to get the heck out of dodge.

( Filtered to Nikola Tesla )

( Filtered to Dawn Summers )

( Filtered to Dean Winchester )

( Filtered to Crowley )

Tags: crowley, dawn summers, dean winchester, nikola tesla, willow rosenberg

May. 15th, 2011

Turns out there's 12 main reasons why a newborn might be crying. I've gone through the first eight of them, and no luck yet.

[Adam Milligan]

You don't have your so
I don't know what to do
I'm not even sure if you should see your daugh

How are you?

[Buffy, Willow, Claire]
I don't even know what to do here. Can we get his soul back? Somehow? Would asking God help?

I think Katie really needs to see him but I'm a little scared to have him around her right now.

Tags: adam milligan, buffy summers, claire winchester, dawn summers, spike, willow rosenberg

May. 10th, 2011

[Filtered to Molly]

Hi..I hate to ask this right now if you're looking for people already, but can you try and find Adam? And Dr. Watson? I got a message that his number's not in service.

[Filtered to Buffy & Willow]

...Can you come to Katie's room? I need you. Adam's not answering.

Tags: buffy summers, dawn summers, molly suresh, willow rosenberg

May. 9th, 2011

trenchcoat_angl

I'm still not very familiar with certain holidays, but I send late mother's day wishes to all in the category.

~~I have a Father, but no mother figure. Life is strange that way.~~

Tags: castiel, dawn summers, god

May. 8th, 2011

fireinthesoul

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there. It takes a special person to be a mom, and it has nothing to do with giving birth. It has everything to do with loving and nurturing another person. I grew up without my mom, and I never really had a substitute until I met Ellen Harvelle. Now I'm a little older and I have a little one of my own, I understand how special mothers really are. If you are a mom, if you have a mom who loves you. you're one of the lucky ones. Sorry. I'm having a chick flick moment. I'll stop now.

( Dawn )

Tags: dawn summers, ellen harvelle, juno weasley, sam winchester

May. 4th, 2011

amadmanwithabox

So it's back here again?

It's really strange since I didn't remember it when I wasn't here, but now I do...but that's a bit brilliant really. It's one thing to hear about it, and quite another to actually experience it.

But I suppose I ought to ask who missed me. It's fine if you didn't.

Ponds! Front and centre.

Jenny? Are you still around?

Master, you'd better not have gotten into trouble while I was gone.

Tags: amy pond, dawn summers, donna noble, jenny, lucy saxon, river song, rory williams, sarah jane smith, the doctor (11), the master, vincent van gogh

( Katie! )

[Filtered to Adam M]
....We make the cutest kid.

Tags: adam milligan, dawn summers