( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Any guys want to do something? I am soo bored without any attention here I just might die!

Come on fella's don't be shy!

I don't know how you broke into my lab and, right now, I don't care. But you have exactly one minute to stop this crap and let me go or, I swear to you, I will blow this little illusion of yours right off the map. Myself included, if it comes to that.

The countdown starts now.

[ooc: everyone, meet zoe tesla from the same dark!au! as jack and meri winchester. be afraid. be very afraid. ♥]

By my calculation it has been 30 days, 14 hours, 9 minutes and 12 seconds of wishing on the Blue Fairy's star.

In the beginning the pigeons were pleasant company, but they soon left me and the snow began. It is July, isn't i I'm sure to passerby I look horrible, but I personally can't tell as my eyes are starting to freeze over.

Has anyone seen her yet?

I told you not to trust him.

( interesting to say the least )

I have so many notes to go through from my older self that I don't even know where to start. I spent all day yesterday just trying to figure out where to start and I came up completely at a loss. I'll admit, this situation really was an eye opener and I have a lot to think about, but I want try and go through these notes first.

Sleep?

What is this thing, sleep?

I am not familiar with the concept.

And here I am again, back in the out-dated lab. Somewhere early-to-mid 2012, if the crayon scribbles working out this particular equation are anything to go by.

So. Let's help a girl out here so I can narrow this down a bit. Is Uncle J Mister Dr Druitt still crazy? Yes? No? Bueller? Bueller?

Also? Asaph, don't look now, but you're becoming redundant.

[Edited in an hour or so later]
And the Sanctuary is once again officially a teleporter free zone. Because yes, I am that awesome. As are my parents. Though really. Look at the last name and be ashamed you didn't figure this out sooner.

So. Ashley. A head's up before you trying using a shortcut home would be appreciated. Unless you want to be stopped in your tracks and tossed around like a ragdoll. In which case, have at it.

So...Nicky and I said screw it and went ahead and got married this afternoon. Zoe was there, and so were Ashley and John (both of them) and Parker and Max. Sorry any one else who wanted to be there, but I'm pretty sure if we waited, we'd end up having killer robots or something. Or Helen would show up and Nope, not thinking like that

Also, there was no singing. Point for us!

TOMORROW'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! I'm gonna be five whole years old!!!

It's as if I never truly left.

Ladies, I trust Asaph is treating the majority of you horribly and should any of you need my services please don't hesitate to ask.


( Joe's answers )

If anyone sees a robot looking like this walking around, please heed my advice and stay far away from him.

His name is Ultron. Where I am from, he killed my brothers' parents, and took over our world. We were only able to get to safety because our guardian, Tony Stark, got us out in time. He attacked where were living twelve years later, and kidnapped Tony. My brothers and I were able to defeat him and free our world...and I almost died because of it.

I don't know if I can stop him a second time. My brothers and I were barely able to do so a first time...

But please. Don't go near him.

I can't say I forget very often, but if that's what it's like I don't understand why most humans seem to do it so regulary.

And this cowboy situations is even more ridiculous.

Frebourne doesn't have dirt roads. I'm afraid I don't know exactly where I am as the stone guards weren't of any help.

Why is this contraption telling me 110A. Is that a real live horse?

I'm in bad trouble.