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( Accidental Voice Post )

( Cas sounds groggy and tired )

Huh...what...where am... ( a pause ) There's not enough feet in this bed... ( another pause ) And you're not Dean...

( thoughtful )

Did we do a swap night and no one told me?

( a pause )

Wait...why do I sound like... ( pause ) Okay...that's not my penis. I know my penis, and that's not it.

( another pause as he clearly finds a mirror )

Oh...wow...I look really cleancut...

Tags: castiel (end!verse), jack harkness, parker

Mar. 30th, 2012

Eh, why not. Enjoy. Kids? Cover your eyes.

( Yay questions )

Tags: castiel (end!verse), lucifer

Mar. 20th, 2012

Did they redecorate while I was gone?

Something seems different. There's a stronger hint of douchebag in the air.

Or is that just my brothers?

Tags: castiel (end!verse), crowley, dean winchester (end!verse), jade, jo harvelle-wuornos, parker, ruby

Jan. 1st, 2012

Dear Morgan Freeman,

YOU. SUCK.

No love,
Parker

P.S. Damon, I need you to eat someone for me. Grab your enforced significant other and get over here. STAT.

Tags: alec hardison, castiel (end!verse), crowley, damon salvatore, dean winchester (end!verse), jane shepard, nathan wuornos, parker, ruby

n7_spectre

Can we have the Gremlins back, please? 'cause this isn't my idea of a friggin' happy New Year.

Tags: castiel (end!verse), jane shepard, parker

Dec. 13th, 2011

i_haveatell

Parker? You're not still African-American, are you? </s>And please tell me you were not romantically involved with that "Fergus" fellow, because he looked an awful lot like our boss, which is only slightly less icky than the whole Luke and Leia thing we had going on there.</s>

What does it mean if all of Eliot's stuff is gone from the apartment?

Tags: alec hardison, castiel (end!verse), parker, peter lattimer

caring_hands

...I remember this place. I died. Then I came here. Then I went away...and back to being dead again. And now, I'm here again.

I'll stop by the shelter and see if Cas is still around...once my head stops spinning.

Tags: castiel (end!verse), dr. horrible, penny matthews

Dec. 4th, 2011

inchuckwetrust

Becky?

I'm sorry, how I ended things like I did. I realize now that I made a mistake. I was wrong. I shouldn't have said the things I did. Treated you the way I did. It was wrong of me, and I'm such an idiot for it.

I'm begging you to take me back. That's why I'm here. I....I don't want to think about life without you, Becky.

I love you. Please, don't let how stupid I've been change what's so right between us.

Tags: becky shurley, castiel, castiel (end!verse), chuck shurley, claire winchester, dean winchester, dean winchester (end!verse), sam winchester

Nov. 26th, 2011

There's a hilariously terrible movie that Claire pointed out to me at the video store (thanks Claire!) that everyone needs to see. Now. It's called Stonehenge Apocalypse and it's awful and wonderful and I love it.

HARDISON! MOVIE NIGHT! I'd make Cas and Dean watch it but I think Dean would probably glare. A lot. And the guy that stars in the movie looks like Cas so that might be a little weird. Besides. We need to hang and what better way to hang than by watching an awful made-for-tv movie? So yes. Hardison. You. Me. Stonehenge Apocalypse. It will be AWESOME!

Tags: alec hardison, castiel (end!verse), parker

Nov. 21st, 2011

crossroadangel

[Accidental voice post upon arrival]

Well, now. This? This is definitely not what I expected.

Cassie, I love what you've done with the place. What city were you trying to mimic? It looks like something out of a wretched painting.

Tags: balthazar, castiel (end!verse), gabriel, jade, parker

Nov. 19th, 2011

Parker?

Why are the knights hanging out at the Center playing air hockey?

No. Wait. You stole them from Morgan Freeman, didn't you?

Never mind. Forget I asked.

Tags: castiel (end!verse), eames, parker

Nov. 9th, 2011

humanincarnate

You know, sometimes grownups can be so dumb. It's not like fighting is going to solve anything. Talking is loads more 'fective and lots safer for everyone else, besides.

Tags: adam young, castiel (end!verse), dean winchester, juno weasley, molly hayes, rachel summers, sam winchester

Sep. 26th, 2011

So friends and fellow amnesiacs, I have learned something about myself.

I am homeless, but I don't do drugs.

I know this, because I woke up in a homeless-shelter-slash-soup-kitchen-slash-drug-rehabilitation-slash-youth-center-slash-everything-else-ever. Seriously...who runs this place? Some new age, hippie, wannabe-Gandhi? Stop trying so hard. I bet they're making up for like...murdering someone. Or fucking over a nun.

Anyway. I don't have any shoes, and I woke up in a homeless shelter. Therefore...probably homeless. I have to wonder why I have an awesome PDA and yet no home or shoes. Priorities, self. Also, twin-person, you should let me crash with you. So I can stop being homeless. Isn't that what brothers do?

But, I haven't been all twitchy or anything, so I don't think I'm here because of drugs. Score one for me.

I've decided to call myself Jimmy. I like the name. I just feel a connection to it.

Tags: castiel, castiel (end!verse), jo harvelle-wuornos, sam winchester

Sep. 24th, 2011

yournewgod

Is there a reason I woke up face first in the grass? ~~It got in my mouth and is terribly disgusting~~

Tags: castiel, castiel (end!verse), cordelia chase, jennsen, john constantine, lexi branson

Sep. 21st, 2011

Not that I'm not super grateful. I really am.

But couldn't you have brought me back with...I don't know...clothes? ~~Sheesh. Make one innocent comment about strip poker~~

Can someone bring me pants? The knights keep looking at me funny.

Tags: castiel (end!verse), dean winchester (end!verse), parker

Aug. 15th, 2011

Starting tomorrow there is going to be a CHOCOLATE FESTIVAL in the park! I just saw the flyer and this is the BEST. NEWS. EVER.

I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!!!

( Filtered to Cas & Dean )

( Filtered to Crowley )

Tags: ariadne, castiel (end!verse), crowley, dean winchester (end!verse), kitty pryde, parker

Jul. 29th, 2011

Sammy. Sammy, I swear to God, Dad's going to flip if he finds out you ran off. Again.

FML.

Tags: caroline salvatore, castiel (end!verse), damon salvatore, dean winchester (end!verse), parker

Jul. 12th, 2011

goallbuffyonus

Could somebody please tell my brother, Lyle, that I'm going to be borrowing some videos from the vault? I don't want him thinking we've been robbed or something.

And is there anybody else out there that can tell me how Nathan Petrelli is doing? ~~If he's in a drunken stupor, could you maybe~~ ~~I don't want to ask Dean to do it because that would be a little~~ And maybe tell him that I'm okay?

( Filtered to endverse!Cas )

Tags: castiel (end!verse), claire winchester, dawn summers, jeremy gilbert, jyuushiro ukitake

Jun. 12th, 2011

She got to Crowley.

( Filtered to endverse!Cas and endverse!Dean )

[ooc: takes place after this.]

Tags: castiel (end!verse), dean winchester (end!verse), justin taylor, kate tesla, parker, spike

sheiscoming

I have been told by Adam that I may communicate with others in this city through this device. I would like to introduce myself. I am Lady Jaenelle Angelline. I understand that there is some sort of being affecting the minds of those trapped here. I would like to offer my services as a Healer to those affected. I cannot guarantee success but I am willing to try.

Tags: aang, castiel (end!verse), harry dresden, jaenelle angelline, lorne, morgana, tessa

Jun. 4th, 2011

choseherside

Just found Eliot Spencer.

He didn't make it.

~~From the looks of it, he was the Hell bitch's latest v~~

This is seriously starting to tick me off. ~~And if you need me, I will be shooting things.~~

Tags: ashley magnus, castiel (end!verse), dean winchester (end!verse), helen magnus, henry foss, john constantine, john druitt, parker, sophie devereaux, tessa

May. 29th, 2011

halamshivanas

( Fail Filter - Meant for Merrill )

Merrill, dearest, it would seem that I am at that uncomfortable point in my relationship where I must acknowledge that my lover's bromance (Caroline was kind enough to teach me that word) is really more of a romance. I am honestly so tired of waiting for them to drop the pretence and accept that they want to bed one another that I am contemplating just sitting them both down and telling them to go ahead and do so. I feel it will really be good for them in the long run, and I must admit I see no real problem with it. I can hardly blame anyone being attracted to Anders, and I certainly understand why he finds Nathaniel appealing. Were it anyone but Nathaniel, I would object rather strongly, but they are both quite dear to me and I only want them to be happy.

Still, there really is no easy way to initiate such a discussion.

Tags: alistair theirin, anders, ariadne, ashley magnus, castiel (end!verse), merrill, morgana, nathaniel howe, neria surana, parker, tessa, zevran arainai

May. 13th, 2011

Son of a bitch!

Cas, you might want to come home. Now.

Tags: castiel (end!verse), dean winchester (end!verse), parker

Apr. 24th, 2011

Yeah, don't ever want to do that again.

( Filtered to Cas and Parker )

Tags: castiel (end!verse), dean winchester (end!verse), parker, tessa

Apr. 19th, 2011

skeeballfanatic

I really do have quite interesting timing, if I do say so myself. Hello, Colligo! I have most certainly missed you!

Tags: balthazar, castiel (end!verse), dean winchester, gabriel, god, tessa

Apr. 18th, 2011

teamgreyarea

Well this certainly isn't the Riviera.

If I've been summoned here I really wish you had picked nicer guards. They were almost a chore to look at. A reason why I'm here would be nice too but if it's the Winchesters then "whine whine whine, blah blah blah, why did you do that Balthazar that's not nice" should about cover it.

Tags: adam young, balthazar, castiel, castiel (end!verse), claire winchester, crowley, jo harvelle-wuornos, molly suresh, parker, tessa

Well. That was weird.

I hate it when this place breaks my brain.

( Filtered to Neal )

( Filtered to endverse!Cas )

Tags: castiel (end!verse), dean winchester (end!verse), eames, neal caffrey, parker, tessa

Mar. 29th, 2011

archaic_rival

mood: curious

Brothers...

I know this is a bit unusual--I know, what else is new?--but I thought perhaps we might spend some time together this week. Break bread. Maybe share a bottle of wine? If any of you are amenable. Angelic counterparts and significant others are welcome. I dare say we can even do pizza and beer if that's more your speed. Let me know.

Tags: aziraphale, castiel, castiel (end!verse), gabriel, jo harvelle-wuornos

Mar. 24th, 2011

NO. NOT HAPPENING. TAKE IT BACK. NOW.

Tags: alaric saltzman, castiel (end!verse), gabriel, kate tesla, parker

Mar. 20th, 2011

oneofmynames

mood: concerned

( Filtered to endverse!Cas & regular!Dean )

Tags: castiel (end!verse), dean winchester, dean winchester (end!verse), tessa

Mar. 12th, 2011

trenchcoat_angl

[Filtered to Dean and Sam]
How are you two doing?

[Filtered to Claire]
Is everything well with you?

[Filtered to Endverse!Cas]
I'd rather not
Assuming that
I promised I woul

(ooc; Cas gets a blank post.)

Tags: castiel, castiel (end!verse), claire winchester, dean winchester, sam winchester

Mar. 3rd, 2011

Hey, Parker?

Remember how we got fake-married to other people? And we had fake-children? Well...they weren't fake in the sense that they were real children, but they were fake-ours? And we didn't suck at that or set them on fire by accident or drop them off any roofs?

Yeah. I sort of brought someone home.

( Look what I found )

Tags: castiel (end!verse), dean winchester (end!verse), jenna sommers, parker

Feb. 21st, 2011

thoughtheknew

Well that was weird, rude, and a thousand other words that don't need to be mentioned.

~~Why the hell I was in a library is a good questi~~ What exactly is all this?

Tags: castiel (end!verse), claire winchester, leon s. kennedy

Feb. 13th, 2011

My bank account doesn't just have my name on it anymore. I have to share it. Me!

Somebody's getting stabbed in the face.

Tags: castiel (end!verse), dean winchester (end!verse), eliot spencer, parker, peter fleming, sophie devereaux

Feb. 10th, 2011

So, Parker, when you told me not to run off and get gay married without telling you, I'm pretty sure you meant Dean.

This isn't Dean and I'm almost positive it's not my fault.

Just letting you know.

Do you think he's shot his yet?

Tags: castiel (end!verse), parker

alreadyscared

This is just what I dreamed.

[ooc: posted in the wee hours of the morning]

Tags: bo hess, castiel (end!verse), chris halliwell, dani reese, parker, peter fleming, peter petrelli

Dec. 30th, 2010

( Filtered to Dean )

Tags: castiel (end!verse), dean winchester (end!verse)

Dec. 25th, 2010

~~Worst. Christmas. Ever. When I figure out who did this, I'm going to~~ I don't like the creepy metal ball thingies. They're not fun and they cheat and they just killed ~~one of my contacts~~ someone I know and I don't care that he was a local he was still somebody and how am I supposed to enjoy my money when I'm being attacked? I can't, that's how.

Can somebody kill them all now so we can go back to our presents and food and Christmas stuff and not die terrible deaths involving knives and lasers and little piles of ash? If we could avoid all that now, that'd be super.

( Edited in a bit later: Filtered to Nikola Tesla )

Tags: castiel (end!verse), gabriel, nikola tesla, parker

Dec. 13th, 2010

That's what Christmas is all about. Wonder how the elves knew just what ornaments to put on my tree?

Tags: castiel (end!verse), dean winchester (end!verse), jo harvelle-wuornos, parker, tessa

Dec. 12th, 2010

So...I left the apartment for an hour. I'm sure it was just an hour.

And now it looks like it's been accosted by elves. Ninja elves.

Tags: castiel (end!verse), eliot spencer, jade, parker

Dec. 11th, 2010

So maybe I'm still a little confused about some human traditions, what with most of my time as a human taking place during an apocalypse, but are we supposed to get gifts that make us really uncomfortable?

( Dean )

( Parker )

Tags: castiel (end!verse), dean winchester (end!verse), parker

gracelessangel

This place has a very unusual idea of what makes a good gift.

( Filtered to Gabriel )

( Filtered to Cas )

( Filtered to Sherlock )

Tags: castiel (end!verse), dean winchester (end!verse), gabriel, jade, sherlock holmes

exquisiterush

I can hardly say I've missed this city especially, but I suppose there's no point in railing against that which cannot be changed.

( Helen )

( Nikola )

( Ashley )

( James )

Tags: anthony j. crowley, aziraphale, castiel (end!verse), dean winchester (end!verse), helen magnus, jade, james watson, john druitt, kate tesla, nikola tesla

Dec. 7th, 2010

Hey Cas, when I said I wanted old cars to work on, I never imagined you'd find Baby.

Tags: castiel (end!verse), claire winchester, dean winchester (end!verse)

Dec. 6th, 2010

I feel like I'm finally a productive member of society.

That's right, I have a real people job that doesn't involve getting people drunk so they'll lose money gambling.

Well...I still have that job too.

With some help, I'm opening up a center. It's sort of a soup kitchen-slash-shelter-slash-counselling-and-rehabilitation-center. I'd have used actual slashes, but then it would look like I'm writing weird, existential fanfiction.

We have a building and, with any luck, everything should be all set up by Christmas.

If anyone's new and/or looking for a job, we can use the help.

:)

Tags: castiel (end!verse), crowley, dean winchester (end!verse), eliot spencer, juno weasley, obi-wan kenobi, sherlock holmes

Dec. 1st, 2010

I feel really good. Better than I have in a while.

Minus the part where the building exploded a little.

Hey, Parker. I had a dream, it was kind of a long dream, that we were responsible adults and had a plant-child.

How weird is that?

Tags: castiel (end!verse), jade, parker

Nov. 29th, 2010

Ooh! 2010, almost 2011. Good year. Still don't want to live through it for a second time, though, so whenever this place wants to send me back, that'd be pretty frigging awesome.

Tags: castiel (end!verse), kate tesla, mordred lot, parker, the doctor (10)

Nov. 24th, 2010