( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

That was....bizarre. </s>I feel like I just got off of the world's biggest drinking binge. </s>

My head's spinning...</s>and I don't think I drove here.</s>

</s>I'm never drinking again. I swear.</s>

Uh...Becky? You actually here? </s>Or was this just really a bad bender?</s>

Becky?

I'm sorry, how I ended things like I did. I realize now that I made a mistake. I was wrong. I shouldn't have said the things I did. Treated you the way I did. It was wrong of me, and I'm such an idiot for it.

I'm begging you to take me back. That's why I'm here. I....I don't want to think about life without you, Becky.

I love you. Please, don't let how stupid I've been change what's so right between us.

Um...what's going on?

I said I was sorry.

Oh! Wait! Is this like the one where you got sent to an alternate reality? Because I really have to say, that kind of pushed the suspension of disbelief. I mean...I know it actually happened, but come on. Who would name a kid Jared Padalecki? And if Castiel was an actor, even in an alternate universe, he wouldn't be like that Misha Collins character. He just wouldn't.