( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I'm giving this the prize for 'weirdest thing that's happened'. Maybe along with the sex-switch thing.

Sadly, there is no real prize. Unless you count me looking a bit thoughtful as a prize. Which many people do.

And I'm not wearing that hat. Cool as it is.

( James )

( Remus )

Tags: albus potter, james potter, james sirius potter, lily potter, remus lupin, sirius black

Sep. 22nd, 2011

eldest_potter

Ok, so that's the last time I trying apparating while pissed because this is not Diagon Alley at all. I mean the suits of armor kicking me out on my arse was the first clue. And surprising I feel pretty damn sober all of a sudden too. Guess I can take two on trying to get home then.

Tags: albus potter, james sirius potter, lily luna potter

old_prejudice

[accidental voice post]

[some scuffling, and muttering, along with the usual sounds of someone being escorted from the library]

Unhand me! I demand to speak with the person in charge! And I will not use this confounded--

[and the feed cuts out as the device is either thrown, dropped, hexed, or otherwise mishandled]

Tags: albus potter, james potter, lily luna potter, remus lupin, severus snape

Sep. 20th, 2011

You know, it isn't that I mind this place all that terribly much. I don't. But I'm getting a bit tired of the back and forth even if it is being spaced further apart. Though I do appreciate the break in lesson planning for however long this time around lasts. I kept saying I needed a vacation and I suppose this is good as any other.

Right. Now that that's finished, who's still about?

Tags: albus potter, charles xavier, erik lehnsherr, hermione watson, hugo weasley, lily luna potter, loki laufeyson

Mar. 21st, 2011

Happy birthday, Lilu!

We'll just pretend you're still my younger sister who is actually younger than me, shall we?

Tags: albus potter, harry potter, james sirius potter, lily evans, lily luna potter

Feb. 14th, 2011

awesomestpotter

Tell me I'm not the only person, who isn't a native ~~and is a blo~~, who had the sense not to start sticking my nose in a bunch of flowers left without a signature?

[Al]
It wasn't you was it?

[Remus, Sirius, and James]
It wasn't me and I'm rather certain that it ~~wasn't Slytherin enou~~ wasn't Al.

Just for curiosity purposes.

Tags: albus potter, bo hess, james potter, james sirius potter, juno weasley, regulus black, remus lupin, sirius black

Feb. 13th, 2011

I always find it curious that the locals can't tell us a bit about this place yet every single one of them seems to recognize me thanks to a couple page epilogue written by someone I've never even met. ~~And that isn't counting those who are convinced I'm actually my dad. Bloody books.~~

Tags: albus potter, james potter, juno weasley

Feb. 10th, 2011

themanwholives

Just one ~~bloody~~ week of peace with my wife was too much for this place?

[Filtered to Potter-verse]

Sound off.

Tags: albus potter, harry potter, james sirius potter, lily evans, lily luna potter, remus lupin, ron weasley, sirius black

Feb. 7th, 2011

thebestginger

Harry James Potter, I swear to Merlin if I find out you and your sons had something to do with this you will definitely be missing something precious because I'm hexing it off and feeding it to the cat! This was NOT what I meant when I said take me on vacation, Harry. You owe me.

Tags: albus potter, ginny potter, harry potter, hermione watson, james sirius potter, juno weasley, lily luna potter, parker, remus lupin, ron weasley, sirius black

stolensnitch

~~abc123!!!1$£,.? okay wow, muggles make the maddest things~~

Soooo... what's with the suits of armour being all grabby? Just a bit Not On, really. Anyway, I've got an OWL to ace in an hour or so, so if it's okay, I'll be off then, alright?

Tags: albus potter, james potter, juno weasley, lily evans, remus lupin, sirius black

Honestly. If whoever is in charge around here would make up their mind whether I'm staying or going, that would be brilliant.

Although I will say thank you for letting me miss whatever it was that all but destroyed the place. Can't say I want to come across whatever managed to one-up the zombies.

Tags: albus potter, harry potter, james sirius potter, juno weasley, lily evans, regulus black, ron weasley, sirius black

Dec. 9th, 2010

I might not mind being in this mental place quite so much if it would make up its mind whether or not to keep me here. This back and forth is ridiculous.

And just in time for the holidays it seems, this time around, too. Wonderful.

Tags: albus potter, hermione watson, juno weasley, regulus black, sirius black

Nov. 17th, 2010

~~howdoyoushiti there AND !!?"?(* Right.~~

Listen. This flat's going to give someone leprosy. ~~Reminds me of my old plac~~ And this is, lets be honest, the worse prank/kidnapping/whatever that's ever happened to anyone EVER. What the hell?! You lot have gone ~~SIRIUS~~ SERIOUSLY downhill. I feel let down by you all.

And Merlin. Don't try to apparate out of here. ~~Shit~~

Right. This isn't funny. Where's Harry? And I need to get back RIGHT. NOW. Before someone gets hexed so badly they have to carry their vital organs around in a bag.

Tags: albus potter, ariadne, eames, harry potter, juno weasley, merlin, regulus black, sirius black

Nov. 15th, 2010

themanwholives

[Filtered to those from his world except for Sirius and Regulus]

Just for my piece of mind, please sound off. Especially if you don't know where you are.

[/End]

[Sirius]

How are you holding up? ~~Meaning talk to me before you go off and~~

[/End]

Tags: albus potter, harry potter, sirius black

Nov. 4th, 2010

I'm a year older, children. Or another thirty years older. Depending on the timeframe you fancy honoring. Anyway, to celebrate my advancing years I'm having a party up at my flat (201D) tonight.

Let's say the start time is 9, but to be honest you turn up whenever you want.... If I'm not in you can start drinking in the hall. And feel free to sleep where you fall. I won't judge.

Oh, and sorry about the colour scheme. That's Lupin's fault. You might want to wear sunglasses to prevent yourself having some kind of sensory overload.

( Regulus )

Tags: albus potter, ariadne, eames, james sirius potter, phillipa cobb, regulus black, rose tyler, sirius black

Oct. 24th, 2010

~~Oh, shitting hell~~ BIKENAP!!

And my arm hurts like a bitch. And not the good kind.

Sooooo, ladies, please inform me..... What happened to the Inferi? And why do I always end up at this bloody library?

Tags: albus potter, hannah abbott, harry potter, james potter, james sirius potter, morgana, morgause, phillipa cobb, robin hood, rose tyler, sirius black

~~Am I actually~~ Hello?

Albie? Jamie? Scor? Teddy? Vic? Professor? ~~Daddy~~ Da?

You're all okay, aren't you? ~~At least the inferi are~~

Can someone tell me ~~how I'm~~ what happened?

Tags: albus potter, hannah abbott, harry potter, james sirius potter, lily luna potter, scorpius malfoy, severus snape, ted lupin

Oct. 17th, 2010

playedmypart

[magically filtered away from children]

Ms. Potter is dead.

Tags: albus potter, harry potter, james potter, remus lupin, scorpius malfoy, severus snape, ted lupin, victoire lupin

Oct. 16th, 2010

hisbestman

To those of you that knew them...I don't even know who that entails really, so I didn't want to filter this and miss someone...Sirius and Hermione are both dead.

I thought you should know.

I'm very sorry.

Tags: albus potter, anthea, dawn summers, eames, elaine belloc, hannah abbott, james potter, john watson, mal cobb, phillipa cobb, sherlock holmes, ted lupin, victoire lupin

Sep. 28th, 2010

the_cleverest

Sometimes I'm positively appalled by wizarding society. Just because someone is different doesn't make them inferior, and perhaps if there was a little more understanding of that, tragedies would have been averted. I'm proud of being Muggleborn and that my parents are Muggles, and they are fine and upstanding people and better than many wizards I've met. And there's no reason sentient nonhumans should be treated worse than wizards - or kept as slaves, either. I still believe that.

Also, I do hope this truth-telling business is over soon, because I truly understand why we have such strong restrictions on Veritaserum.

( Harry )

( Remus )

( Sirius )

( John )

( Sherlock )

Tags: albus potter, hermione watson, john watson, scorpius malfoy, sherlock holmes, sirius black

Sep. 26th, 2010

This is getting to be ridiculous.

( Filtered to Harry Potter )

( Filtered to James Sirius Potter )

( Filtered to Lily Luna Potter )

( Filtered to Scorpius Malfoy )

Tags: albus potter, harry potter, james sirius potter, lily luna potter, scorpius malfoy

I don't want to go home. Although I know I don't belong here, what happens when I go back is so crap I'd be happy to stay in this mental city forever. And the companies not too bad either, apart from certain people who will not be named this side of the grave. Most of you are a right laugh and a half.

That is all.

( Prongs )

( Harry )

( Moony )

( Wormtail )

( Hermione )

( Morgana )

( Rose )

( Dora )

Tags: albus potter, hannah abbott, harry potter, hermione watson, james potter, merlin, morgana, nymphadora tonks-lupin, peter pettigrew, remus lupin, rose tyler, sirius black

Sep. 22nd, 2010

dream_bigger

I rather think that being female is infinitely preferable than this. I don't suppose there's any possibility of a trade of some sort?

Tags: albus potter, eames, sirius black

Sep. 20th, 2010

( Scorpius )
Would you like to do something tonight?

( Daddy )
I think we need to talk.

( Albie )
How are you?

( Jamie )
You were a very pretty girl.

How are you doing?

Tags: albus potter, harry potter, james sirius potter, lily luna potter, scorpius malfoy

Sep. 19th, 2010

~~I've read all the books and seen all the films and I still can't believe that~~

I really hope this place starts to calm down soon. I'm not certain how much more of this utter madness I can stand.

( Filtered to Harry Potter )

Tags: albus potter, harry potter, sirius black

Sep. 16th, 2010

awesomestpotter

YES! Yes! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That will be all. ~~That and fucking finally!~~

Tags: albus potter, james sirius potter, merlin, sirius black

Sep. 1st, 2010

themanwholives

~~I don't remember that sign being~~ ~~Then again, I always thought that this was a dre~~ The fact that I~~sort o~~ ~~almos~~'m rather sure that even though I'm here, I'm still back on the Platform with my daughter, doesn't make me ~~worry le~~ any happier to be here. Not that I'm not relieved to know that this wasn't all a dream but I don't appreciate being robbed of my third time in sending a child off to school. I suppose there isn't anything to do but to wait until whoever is in charge decides to send me back. Did anyone ever figure out who that is? ~~This time thing is confus~~ ~~Are Sirius and Remus sti~~ ~~Snap~~

I'm Harry Potter, by the way. It's nice to meet, or re-meet, some of you.

Tags: albus potter, clark kent, dawn summers, hannah abbott, harry potter, hermione watson, james potter, merlin, phillipa cobb, scorpius malfoy, sirius black, ted lupin, victoire lupin

I love everything today. Even you.
Unless you're a certain rodent or have been mentioned in a recent advert. NOT you.

Also... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tags: albus potter, james sirius potter, peter pettigrew, rose tyler, sirius black

Aug. 16th, 2010

filsduloup

Okay, HA-BLOODY-HA guys.

Al? Jamie? The wedding is less than twelve hours away and you know your cousin is going to be furious if I'm late.

Seriously, guys, it's not funny to set me on a bus to nowhere the night before the wedding.

Tags: albus potter, james sirius potter, nymphadora tonks-lupin, remus lupin, scorpius malfoy, sirius black, ted lupin, victoire lupin

Aug. 11th, 2010

( Filtered to: James Sirius Potter, Lily Luna Potter, Remus Lupin, Scorpius Malfoy, Victoire Weasley, and Tonks )

Tags: albus potter, james sirius potter, lily luna potter, nymphadora tonks-lupin, remus lupin, scorpius malfoy, victoire lupin

cowardlydevoted

Well. I suppose this will have to do.

Tags: albus potter, james potter, lily potter, peter pettigrew, rose tyler, severus snape, sirius black

I have been as busy as a bee today. Two bees. On a particularly hardcore day, when a lot got done in the hive.
Moony/Prongs, you'll be proud with how productive I've been.

Tags: albus potter, james potter, james sirius potter, lily luna potter, remus lupin, rose tyler, scorpius malfoy, severus snape, sirius black, victoire lupin

Aug. 9th, 2010

the_cleverest

This is a charming place, really. It's not Scotland or London, but it does have a quaint appeal all its own.

I'm not sure who else is visiting this little resort but I'd certainly like to find out if there's anyone here. I'm Hermione Granger, and I'd be pleased to make your acquaintance.

Tags: albus potter, hermione watson, james sirius potter, sirius black

Aug. 8th, 2010

If someone doesn't save me from my own thoughts in the next twenty minutes, I will go, as the popular phrase goes, as mad as a bee.

I am even considering a job. Which will do little for my reputation and general health.

Thank you and goodnight.

[Albie, New Lily or Prongslet]
Can I ask you about what happens to ~~Prons~~James? And Wormtail? I mean, you can say no but... I want to know. And let me know if you want to come have some drinks at mine.

[Prongs & Moony]
You will both regret getting hitched.

Tags: albus potter, dawn summers, hannah abbott, james potter, rose tyler, sirius black

Aug. 5th, 2010

Normally, I'd filter this, but I hardly know who to filter it to. Besides, apparently everyone is fairly open about this sort of thing.

I need ingregients. Potions ingredients. Specifically, ingredients for the Wolfsbane potion.

Say what you will, Albus, but I'm hardly good enough to make a potion with no ingredients.

Is there anyone who could tell me how to go about finding them here?

Tags: adam young, albus potter, james potter, lily luna potter, merlin, scorpius malfoy, severus snape, sirius black

Aug. 4th, 2010

( Filtered to James Sirius Potter )

( Filtered to Lily Luna Potter )

Tags: albus potter, james sirius potter, lily luna potter

Aug. 3rd, 2010

niblet

Filtered to anyone under 20 and all the HP people

Hey everyone! So I was thinking we should have a pizza and movie night tonight. My apartment is 207A and you're all invited.

Tags: albus potter, dawn summers, james potter, sirius black

Aug. 1st, 2010

Good evening, boys and girls. No need to panic, for I have returned safe and well. Although I am badly in need of a hot, non-alcoholic drink.

And there's more than enough Sirius to go around, so please, no rioting.

Did I miss anything good?

( Marauders; James & Remus )

Tags: albus potter, dawn summers, hannah abbott, james potter, sirius black

Jul. 31st, 2010

If I were at home right now, I'd be well on my way to attending a fabulous party - likely hosted by my Nana at her insistence - with the absolute certainty of cake and various other sweets. ~~Instead I'm stuck in this bloody city that makes no sense with people who know who I am even though I've never even so much as~~

No sense in complaining about it too much, I suppose. Still, anytime this place wants to send me back, I've certainly no complaints about that.

Tags: albus potter, hannah abbott, james potter, james sirius potter

Jul. 30th, 2010

Filtered To People From His World; Excluding Tom Riddle

[Custom Filter]
Er... right. So here's the thing.

Apparently, there are stories about us in some form or fashion. Films, too. Now, I don't think a single one of us here are unaccustomed to the strange and, at times, downright bizarre, however something tells me this is a bit different. Unusual in a way that only this place seems capable of being.

Normally I'd ignore such a thing. ~~It isn't as though I'm unused to folks knowing who my parents are.~~ In this instance, however, I can't help but think. If there are those who know who we are simply from a few stories and films, then it stands to reason they're going to know who Tom grows up to become. They're also going to quite possibly tell him such a thing.

Now I can't imagine that going over very well and thought that it might be for the best if someone ~~other than me~~ were to perhaps try to tell him a bit, ahead of time. I'm not certain how much he'll believe, of course, but it seems a far better alternative than someone who isn't even from the wizarding world telling him. ~~Or possibly trying to harm him.~~

Tags: albus potter, hannah abbott, james sirius potter, nymphadora tonks-lupin, scorpius malfoy

Jul. 29th, 2010

awesomestpotter

what the bloody hell/1111111 opening night1111111 bloody ever lasting ..There. Now I can yell at the lot of you better. OPENING BLOODY NIGHT! MY BAND was JUST ABOUT TO OPEN FOR THE WEIRD SISTERS! THE BLOODY WEIRD FUCKING SISTERS! And WHAT happens? What the fucking shitting hell happens? I get SUCKED to some TOWN I've never even heard of. Colligo!? ~~Bloody effing Latin~~ Where the hell is Colligo supposed to be? Italy!? What the shitting hell! Godric. And there's a family dinner this weekend. I don't care what dad says. Any woman who can kick Bellatrix Lestrange's arse is a woman to fear. You lot can tell my Nana why her grandson couldn't make dinner. You can go right ahead and tell my mum too. And my aunt 'Mione. And my aunt Fleur. In fact, go right ahead and tell the lot of them.

And while you're at it tell my Great-Aunt Petunia. I'm sure she'll just love my missing my celebration dinner. I bet she'd love to hear about the effing knights as well. ~~Although they are rather~~

I hope you don't mind while I sit back and watch. Not that I sodding care if you do.

My manners. Almost forgot them. James Potter. At your service. Sorry about the bit of ranting ~~not really. Bloody fucking hell. Almost sat on MY GUITAR. MY GUITAR. DO YOU KNOW WH~~ I do autographs. Even on the skin.

Tags: albus potter, dawn summers, hannah abbott, james potter, james sirius potter, lily luna potter, scorpius malfoy, tom riddle

scorpii

Albus Severus Potter, if you have decided to join your brother in one of his ridiculous pranks, I will smother you in your sleep.

Tags: albus potter, dawn summers, james potter, lily luna potter, remus lupin, scorpius malfoy

Jul. 27th, 2010

afurryproblem

Last night certainly wouldn't be counted among the most pleasant I've had.

I'm getting too bloody old for this.

~~At least I'm getting used to making do without the potion.~~

Tags: albus potter, dawn summers, nymphadora tonks-lupin, remus lupin

Jul. 25th, 2010

monsieur_prongs

I'm sure there's an excellent explanation as to why I find myself being escorted out of a library by what look like pieces of a chess set. But I can't think of any.

Pads? You did something, didn't you? You know Lily is going to wring your neck when she finds out you've kidnapped me ~~again~~.

Tags: albus potter, james potter, nymphadora tonks-lupin, remus lupin, sirius black

th ~~no, that's not~~ TH no This? Is not funny.

I like to think I possess a good deal of patience, but when I specifically tell you that I am revising and don't have time for your shenanigans, it means that I am revising and don't have time for your shenanigans. It does not, in any reality, mean 'now is a perfectly acceptable time to kidnap Lily and ~~appar~~ ~~MUGGLES!~~ stick her in a creepy library in a city that is most certainly not in England'.

James? Albus? I swear that I am going to ~~hex~~ throttle you both when I find you.

You'll wish it was mum dealing with you by the time I'm done.

Tags: albus potter, hannah abbott, lily luna potter, sirius black