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Mar. 30th, 2013


[info]weirdisrelative

This again? Oh well. I have some time to kill before I need to check on that experiment.

Kitty's answers )

Mar. 19th, 2013


[info]weirdisrelative

I got startled this morning by what's I'm guessing is my pet this morning.

That wouldn't be all that weird.

Except my pet is apparently a dragon.

And I fell through the floor when I freaked out.

So. Yeah. That happened.

Mar. 1st, 2013


[info]snowflakeinhell

Accidental mass text (meant for Kitty)

Hello, Katya. Asaph kept me here for too long to keep me "married." Now I have a minor rebellion to put down. If you're up for a fight, care to join me in putting the demons back in their places?

Feb. 8th, 2013


[info]snowflakeinhell

The power it took to bring me here— and somehow keep me here— is almost as impressive as it is infuriating.

But know this, my kidnapper and any allies of the same, that when I'm able to make you pay, you will pay with blood and soul for trapping me here. And I can be very patient.

So with that out of the way, what's fun around here? The civilians are boring.

Jan. 18th, 2013


[info]deadlieststing

Come out, come out wherever you are, Comrade Barnes. I tire of these games.

Jan. 9th, 2013


[info]smashes

Well that was something.

[Fail!Filter to Kitty]
Right. So. On a scale of one to ten with how mad you are at me for getting myself killed... think I could get some pants?

Jan. 8th, 2013


[info]clarkent

I don't suppose shouting 'Avengers Assemble' will work here? Thought as much. Now what are Weeping Angels and where do I need to shoot them?

Dec. 29th, 2012


[info]gethammered

Filtered to Marvel Universe & Friends of Bruce Banner

My friends, it is with great regret that I must relay to you the passing of a great and noble warrior, our comrade and brother in arms, Bruce Banner. He was slain in a battle against the Cyber Men and Daleks, and his honorable death would truly earn him a place in the vaulted halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever. Though it does little to temper the sting of his loss, perhaps we may take comfort in the knowledge of his impending return. And to those who knew him best, I extend my deepest condolences.

Dec. 1st, 2012


[info]ex_blackwido461

Somebody better start talking. I wasn't finished with my shawarma yet and Barton gets cranky when I don't check in with him. He's not the kind of guy you want to make cranky, believe me. I have first hand experience here.

Sep. 22nd, 2012


[info]weirdisrelative

Okay. 2012. I can deal with that.

I'm a reasonable, sensible person, so I can absolutely deal with being chucked back into the past. Totally not a big deal.

My husband's even here. I assume. He's still asleep and But, either way, it's Bruce, so There are so many ways this could be worse.

But I'd just like to know one thing.

Where the hell is my kid?

Sep. 20th, 2012


[info]therightpartner

If the delighted declaration I just heard by the young Miss Tesla is correct, we're now once again able to see each other. So. How'd everyone fair? Lots of new friends made on all ends, I hope.

Sep. 4th, 2012


[info]tonystarks

Filtered to Avengers (& Peggy, Bucky, Darcy, Coulson & Peter. Maria & Howard added a while later.*)

So, I have this enormous skyscraper, and I keep almost packing up and moving all my stuff into it, but every time I do it's just so quiet that it kind of freaks me out. And since I don't yet have the cash to hire people to hang out with me, I was thinking about something Steve suggested earlier.

You should all pack up and move in here.

We've got an archery range. Fully outfitted science labs with holographic lab environments.. A couple of gyms. Still working on the holodeck, but it's just a matter of time. Several fully stocked wet bars. A DJ stand in the living room because I don't feel like moving it. A truly ridiculous number of guest rooms. Fully automated everything. JARVIS. A fireplace you turn on by clapping. AND all the electricity you could possibly want.

And Avengers, before you say know, this should be interpreted as a team-building mandate from Captain America, which might make it an act of treason to disagree. (You can also bring friends, but these friends will be evaluated on a case by case basis, and can't be given the codes to our super secret moon base without my prior written approval.)


* Maria and Howard added later as the result of emotional blackmail.**
** Fucking Steve.

Aug. 13th, 2012


[info]weirdisrelative

It's good to be back, even if waking up was somewhat disconcerting. I'd rather not ever repeat that. I'm sorry for worrying anyone.

Willow, Erik, thank you for taking care of everything.

( Erik )
You know I never blamed you, right? What happened wasn't your fault.

Aug. 1st, 2012


[info]legallysmashing

Alright. Because getting kidnapping wasn't on my list of things to do today, and those knights weren't exactly what I'd like to call helpful, anyone want to tell me where the hell I am?

Jul. 27th, 2012

[info]ilovetherunning

Okay. Right. So... Christmas. Haven't done that one yet. It's certainly fun, though! Can't say I'm complaining all that much.

Except for the sudden appearance of a progenation machine in my flat. I'm not too keen on seeing it about even a bit. Dangerous thing, that.

Don't suppose anyone's up for helping me take it apart?

[ooc: backdated to yesterday, since jenny would hardly wait to post about it but her player is apparently made of forgetful fail /facepalm]

Jul. 25th, 2012


[info]canucklehead

Unfiltered Voice Post

Right. Waking up as a skeleton in a library. That's new. Getting shuffled out by a pair of tin cans and tossed out naked in the street. Also new. Not having a drink, clothes, or a cigar. That's not, and it's a problem.

Last time this happened..well, lets avoid that. Answers. I'd like them. If things thing works like it looks like it does, the rest of you would really rather likely me to have them to, and clothes, and a smoke, and a drink.

Jul. 20th, 2012


[info]weirdisrelative

Since Bruce filled this out, I sort of have to now.

Kitty's answers )

Jul. 5th, 2012

[info]instinctsbad

accidental voice post.

Okay. Alright. You, Peter Parker, are a strong, uh, smooth individual. More the former than the latter. But that's more a stance on physicality than anything else. So, that probably doesn't count. Alright, I'm just gonna start over. [ the sound of his voice sounds somewhat hollow, and it's implicated this speech is happening in a bathroom ] You, Peter Parker, are a strong-willed ... yeah, that's good, strong-willed individual. You have a decent face and granted, you're a little bit twitchy, but you're a good guy. You can do this. You can admit to everyone that you're - No, you can't. Because you realized a long time ago that you don't need to out yourself to be well-liked. Even if you were kind of a douche and a half to everyone during that weird week, but that's in the past now, and this ...

This is going absolutely nowhere. You know, this would be a lot easier if you weren't talking to yourself in a mirror, Peter. And now I'm referring to myself by name.

Oh my God, was that on? Is this on? ...Motherf-

Jun. 16th, 2012


[info]not_your_tardis

A new message for everyone

A high pitched, electronic, whine, designed to be painful to the ears, carries on for three seconds.

When the voice finally appears, its tones are grave, ripe with anger, and carry the weight of a man who may well have been at the end of his rope.


"Now that I have your attention. I want you all to listen very, very, carefully.

I am The Doctor, and some of you may know me already. Today, someone took me away from a world which needed me, they stole me away when a good man depended on me for his very life, I was given no reason, no explanation. Today, a good man was left frightened and scared, today, I gave up everything to do what had to be done. Today, some has made me very angry.

And here's the thing about me, something you'd have to know if you were going to take me anywhere, making me angry is the worst idea in the whole history of bad ideas - and if you're a person who's stupid enough to make an idea that bad, to take a man like me away from his world, I imagine you'd have a very serious interest in who I am what I do - and if you're a man who's so interested in who I am and what I do, I imagine you're listening - and that's just what I want.

I have been told your name is Asaph, and I have a message for you, for all of you, and I want you to pay very, very, close attention to what I have to say next.

I. am. coming. I will find you. Today, you have made a very big mistake."

The message ends.

May. 31st, 2012

[info]indigochild

This can't actually be happening. No one gets kidnapped to another planet.

Marlon? If you're reading this, please respond.

[info]sortofrussian

Filtered to: The Avengers, Peter Parker, Darcy Lewis, Canton Delaware, Kitty Pryde, Roy Harper, Parker, Sif, Bucky Barnes, Molly Suresh, and Claire Winchester )

Private to Claire Winchester )

Private to Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr )

May. 28th, 2012


[info]weirdisrelative

So I heard a good joke today. Figured I'd share it.

How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?

May. 26th, 2012


[info]weirdisrelative

Kitty's answers )

May. 22nd, 2012

[info]instinctsbad

Great Googly Moogly, is this really it? I mean, really and truly this time? Because I've gotta say, this ... isn't exactly what I was expecting. Big White Gates, maybe. More pearly than white, but minor details. Although this is definitely more dusty than pearly. Much less gatey and more ... creepy library. You know what, maybe I just took a wrong turn somewhere. I mean, come on, there wasn't even a welcoming committee waiting in the wings. I think I at least earned that, right?

Looks like we're not in Kansas anymore, Peter.

May. 20th, 2012


[info]fulltiltdiva

It seems that my understanding of the Nine Realms has to be expanded. Though, I would hardly call this a realm. More like a pathetic kingdom on a hill ruled by a tired, sad little man with nothing better to do.

May. 18th, 2012


[info]smashes

Well. This is different.

Apr. 26th, 2012


[info]untouchable

Any time this place wants to stop with the back and forth already, that would be great. Really. It's starting to make me a little dizzy.

Apr. 21st, 2012

[info]whoeveryouwant

"Accidental" Mass!Post

STEPH! STEPH! GET OUT OF THE DANGER ROOM RIGHT. NOW. WE NEED TO TALK.

You will not believe who I just saw kissing and being all couple-y. Well, okay, you will believe it since you called it a long time ago, but still. It's finally happened!

And for the record, just because they're finally together does not mean I'm going to start calling Charles 'mom' and Erik 'dad'. You have fun with that but no thanks.

NOW GET OUT OF THE DANGER ROOM ALREADY! THIS CALLS FOR CELEBRATORY JELLO!

[ooc: yes, this is "accidentally" mass!posted to everyone. so, while the entire city will receive this, she's going to totally claim it was meant for stephanie only. mostly because raven is a bratty little sister who lives to embarrass her brother. >.>]

Apr. 9th, 2012


[info]needed_doing

OH MY CHRIST




Who made me ginger? WHY DID YOU MAKE ME GINGER?

Apr. 6th, 2012


[info]cosmicflame

[To the X-Mansion]

I'm back from my astral/sometimes-physical sabbatical, so I'll be using my room again. Thank you for keeping the psychic emergency calls to a minimum. I know it might sound a little hokey, but I really needed that "me time." I hadn't been alone by choice in ages and I needed to confront myself. And I couldn't handle everyone else's grief over Kitty on top of mine. And then there are all these memories of my future-yet-to-come that I needed time to evaluate.

Looks like I really should have come home sooner because KITTY?! Another Kitty? I don't know if you know me, but I've been best friends with three different versions of Kitty Pryde, so I'm really REALLY happy and I hope that isn't coming on too strong but REALLY! HI, KITTY!

Mar. 30th, 2012

[info]thecallofmagic

Since it looked like everybody else was doing it...

Things about me. )

Mar. 26th, 2012


[info]weirdisrelative

Kitty's Answers )

Mar. 15th, 2012


[info]needed_doing

What the bloody fuck is this shit? And while I'm asking, where the fuck is my fucking lighter?

Mar. 14th, 2012


[info]weirdisrelative

You know...I never realized just how much time I saved running through walls or jumping down through the floor instead of having to take the long way.

I can definitely say this experience is giving me one heck of a workout. Not, of course, that that's a bad thing, but I was pretty sure I got enough of a workout already, what with training and stuff.

I guess I just want it to be over already. How often do these things usually last?

[info]crescent_knight

To all the people complaining about losing their powers and such. Please shut up about it. I can't tell you how many times I've lost mine over the years and am kind of glad that they've stayed gone.

Mar. 5th, 2012


[info]weirdisrelative

( Accidental Voice Post )

( Kitty sounds frustrated, but not terribly surprised )

Oh great. I've been kidnapped again. Because that's exactly what I needed. Yep.

( a frustrated sigh )

I give up. I accept I'm never, ever going to have anything approaching a normal life, no matter how hard I try.

( a dragon makes a noise )

At least you're here, Lockheed. I don't know what I'd do without you.

( a pause and heavy footsteps of the knights )

Oh...jeez! Now would be a good time to get out of here.

( running footsteps followed by a loud crash )

Oww...what the...

( the sound of the library doors opening, some things shifting and Kitty mumbling to herself )

When I said a normal life...definitely not what I meant. ( a pause ) I'm fine, Lockheed. Stop hovering.

Well...this is definitely different than any other time I've been kidnapped. They even gave me a techy present... ( a pause ) that's totally broadcasting. Awesome.

Hi? Can anyone hear this?

Feb. 15th, 2012


[info]intangibelle

Okay. I'm really glad that I can outrun zombies.

I'm also really glad that I can walk through walls, and they can't.

For anyone at the Xavier Mansion, I went and got us some supplies. Not a lot, just some provisions and things to hold us over until we need to go out again. I know Raven said she'd go out, but I figured I'd pitch in and do my part to help out, too.

Feb. 6th, 2012


[info]intangibelle

[Accidental voice post]

[Kitty's voice comes through, a little confused at first.]

What the hell? Pretty sure this wasn't going to happen when I phased with the bullet...

[There's a growl that's very familiar to Kitty, and she lets out a small gasp.]

Lockheed! What the hell's going on? I...I think I died. Phasing through the bullet. And you...were there, but you didn't obviously go through the bullet with me so...I don't know what to think. And I rarely ever really know what to think. Considering all of the weird crap we've seen.

[There's a silence.]

Right. Finding out exactly what's going on here is probably the best thing in this sort of a situation.

[There's the shuffle of footsteps, as the pair heads towards the directions of the knights.]

Excuse me? Could you maybe tell us what's going -HEY! Let go of me!

[There's a sound of a scuffle, and Lockheed's growls can be heard as Kitty phases through the library door, taking the tiny dragon with her.]

Okay. I don't know what that was, but I'd take a guess that those knights or whatever the hell they aren't exactly what I'd call friendly.

[There's a pause, as Kitty looks down at her PDA and notices that the thing's been on the entire time.]

...Has this thing been recording everything that's been happening to us the entire time? Doesn't really look my X-Men comm..still worth a shot, right Lockheed? Maybe there's a chance that the rest of the X-Men that went to Breakworld with us are here...

Um...hi? This is Kitty Pryde. Shadowcat.

[There's another growl.]

And Lockheed. Can anyone here us? Is anyone there?

Jan. 18th, 2012

[info]oddwitch

I may have gone overboard with my new origami pets. I'm afraid I don't have much room for the elephant any longer, so if you see a five foot, periwinkle coloured elephant walking around outside, don't be alarmed.

If anyone would like one I do have extra, the penguins are getting a little bit antsy in the freezer and the hedgehogs have taken up all the space in my shoes.

Jan. 16th, 2012


[info]thebratwonder

I'm so glad that's over. I didn't think it was possible, but the mansion was kind of getting crowded with all the extra people wandering around. Besides, two weeks stuck with someone else wasn't really all that pleasant. I'm just glad I got a job before this happened so I was able to get away for a couple of hours on my own.

[info]humanmapquest

I swear, they need to offer a class on the most efficient way to choose classes at university level. I have to decide whether I should drop Organizational Behavior or Special Studies in Communication Theory and I need both to graduate with the degree I'm seeking. Which means, thanks to being dead for a while the craziness in this city, I'm going to have to take summer courses if I want to stay on track to graduate a year ahead of schedule in the timeframe I've been working toward for the past two years.

The next time I decide to sign up for more classes than Hermione Granger herself than is probably possible for me to even take at one time, someone please shake some sense into me.

Dec. 16th, 2011


[info]thebratwonder

So there are certain people in this mansion, and I'm not going to name names, who need to work their crap out and start talking again cause if they mess up Steph's Chrismukkah there will be hell to pay

Dec. 14th, 2011


[info]passingthrough

Do we have a deep fryer?

Forge! Forge, can you build me one? Because latkes I can do in a frying pan, but I want to try making sufganiyot which is basically Hebrew for "jelly doughnut" and a deep fryer would make things so much easier for those.

Dec. 13th, 2011


[info]wannafondue

Okay. Now that I've figured out how to work this little device here (and really, to whoever's idea it was coming up with this little thing, it's very ingenious), I can get down to the more important business.

Hello. I'm Howard Stark. Would anyone care to explain to me where and when I am? As I'm pretty sure this ain't 1942 anymore.

Also, if anyone knows how to get back to 1942, that would be great. I have something very important to do for a friend of a mine.

Dec. 12th, 2011

[info]ex_iambatgir760

So, I was walking home from doing some Christmas shopping when I ran into an elf. An actual elf. And then he started crying because nobody understood him and his life's dream of being a dentist and so I bought him some hot chocolate and gave him a hug. We had a really nice talk about embracing his ambitions and not putting so much stock in the opinions of others. I really think I've found a new calling as an elf therapist.

But I got shopping done! Mostly. Maybe if I weren't shopping for so many grumpy men who won't tell me what they want - I'm not naming names here, Erik, Damian and Jason - it would be easier.

( Raven, Cass, Kitty, Molly, Bo )
I need help planning the Xavier House Chrismukkah Extravaganzukkah...title pending. Chanukah (is that right, Kitty?) is from sunset on the 20th to sunset on the 28th this year...or that's what the internet told me, with Christmas right there in the middle. I got some stuff while I was out, like a tree topper and some ornaments, to make the tree have some diversity.

Beyond that, I figured I'd come to you guys for ideas. After all, Thanksgiving wasn't a total disaster. We can totally pull this off.

Dec. 11th, 2011


[info]thebratwonder

So it seems like I'm gonna be sticking around here so I should probably enroll in classes for next semester at the University. It's gonna suck having to take the classes over that I already took, but I guess this time I'll have a head start. I could do all the assignments a head of time even. I guess I'll go do that tomorrow and my knuckles should be pretty much healed by the time classes start, which will be good.

Dec. 10th, 2011


[info]passingthrough

I just got a very apologetic phone call from the hospital informing me that I don't have brain cancer.

Why did I go to the city hospital in the first place? I mean, I know Colligo plays tricks on us, but that's just stupid.

Dec. 1st, 2011


[info]passingthrough

[filtered to Kitty's friends]
So.... I have no idea how to say this.

It's not just a headache.

It's brain cancer. And it's incurable.

Nov. 28th, 2011


[info]passingthrough

This headache just won't go away. Over-the-counter stuff hasn't touched it. I should probably go see a doctor or go to the clinic but that would involve, like, effort.

Nov. 21st, 2011


[info]littleshiva

That was....interesting.

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