( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

( This is a serious question, my dear, and you should NOT go on licking your paw like that. I think that's the answer. )

[OOC: omg my brain, so much looking up...]

I was way too awake to sleep last night, so I filled this out. Then the kids decided to try and catch Santa, so I had to go herd them and forgot to post it until now.

( I was bored. Sue me. )

Alice, do you happen to know where we are exactly? I'm beginning to think we didn't actually drive here.

Laaaaaaaaaame.

I don't understand dressing up, so I didn't. Now I'm starting to think that I should have. It looks like fun.

Well for the most part anyway.

I wonder if I've been changed in the night?

Let me think: was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different.

Where the heck did my powers go? I can't freeze, I can't blow things up, all my powers are GONE!!! Who is the person responsible for taking my powers and then replacing it with some stupid power of being able to make people dance? Come on, as much as it is funny, I seriously can't do nothing with it that will help me if something bad comes our way. Give me my powers back!

I don't know math so good anymore but all the stuff I write looks real pretty now!

Right. So. Alien entity posing as a dead woman and attempting to steal my voice. Again. Suggestions?

I'm tired of all the evil now. It's giving me a headache.

That WAS a narrow escape!

And where HAVE my shoulders got to? I don't much care where, so long as I get SOMEWHERE. What sort of people live about here?