( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I have no idea where I got the name Jordan from. But clearly I need to pick a better name for myself the next time that this happens, though I hope that this doesn't happen for a long time. I want to thank the people that I met for letting me stay with them, I apologize if I forgot your name.

Also, I remember faces, so if you haven't stopped in for your free slice of pie your more than welcome to a slice. And this week, all pies are half off.

Now, I could use a drink or two. Anyone want to join me?

I woke up in the middle of a grocery store...with absolutely no idea who I am and how I got there in the first place. Which is strange. You think I'd remember at least my name. And how I got there.

Also...to whoever was with me, I apologize for screaming and freaking out the way I did. I really wasn't making things any better.

[ooc: If someone wants to be the person who was in the store with Jules, feel free.]

Guys. I just had a thought.

Do you think I'm going to be a werewolf now?

Because I got mauled by a werewolf. But I didn't die. And I didn't really think about it until now, but doesn't that mean I'm going to be one too?

I don't want to be a werewolf.

Being "married" to a guy I don't even know is still awkward as all hell.

Aside from that, I should find a job and see about going back to school. Does the college around here have a good pre-med program?

So I'm in a strange city on another planet, because of a god who isn't the god who wanted us sacrificed, and I'm not dead and Marty isn't dead and Jules isn't dead. And okay. That's fine. It's good. Bring Curt and Holden here and it'll be awesome.

But then I woke up this morning with a ring on my finger and a man I don't know and this is not okay. It isn't. It's just not.

I'm sorry I screamed and threw a lamp at you, guy I woke up with. And then locked myself in the bathroom and cried. For three hours. In retrospect, that might have been an overreaction. But I've kind of had a rough few days.

Marty? Jules? Are you guys okay? You're still here, right?

[The PDA turns on, and Jules sounds panicked.]

Where...where am I? What's going on?

A library? Why the hell am in a library? I was...

[Her voice catches.]

I died. Those...those things cut my head off and now I'm in a fucking library?! And I don't even know if Curt's okay...

[A pause]

...I'm also mostly naked. No shirt, no shoes, no shorts, just panties. I couldn't at least be given some goddamn clothes in wherever here is? I'm pretty sure being mostly nude in strange libraries is illegal anywhere...

[She spots the knights, and makes her way towards them.]

Hello? Sorry about the mostly-nudity, but can you help me? I have no idea how I got here.

[Pause, as the knights hand her the pda.]

A phone. Thanks but that doesn't really explain how I got here - hey! Let me go!

[Jules can be heard struggling as the knights carry her out of the library, and the door is heard slamming shut behind her.]

Great. So now I'm mostly naked, in a strange...city, with nothing but a phone and no idea how I got here. And I should be dead.

[A sigh.]

That's not awkward and confusing. Not at all.