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Accidental Voice Post.

Um. [ awkward cough as there's the sound of sheets ruffling ] Miss-- Uh. Miss With The Incredibly Long Hair Whose Name I Have No Idea What Is. I...think you might have the wrong room.

Are you- Okay? I mean, I can't really talk when it comes to getting horribly lost sometimes, but well, stumbling into the wrong bed-- No. No, I suppose I can't really talk on that subject either.

[ a cough ] Is there someone you need to get back to?

Tags: alistair theirin, isabela, neria surana, rapunzel

Dec. 30th, 2012

( Accidental Voice Post )

( There's a sound like electricity hitting something and dissipating and then a small explosion. Sounds of fighting can be heard. There's a sharp gasp and Neria speaks. )

By the Maker...what are you creatures? Why couldn't I remember you before? ( another crackling of dispelled electricity, and Neria sounds frustrated but determined. ) It is no matter. You will die all the same.

( There are more sounds of fighting, heavy breathing and metal hitting something. Occasionally there's a loud blast of fire or cracking like ice shattering as Neria uses various elemental spells against the Silents she's fighting. There is the occasional pained sound as a Silent gets a hit past her shields )

I swear by Andraste, I will not allow you to go free and harm others! ( there is more fighting and then one of the Silents speak )

What will you do? We are many, and you are alone and weak.

( It's quiet for a moment, save for Neria's breathing, and then she speaks, sounding resolved )

I may alone...but I am by no means weak. ( a pause, then very quietly ) Maker guide me...

( Suddenly there is a huge explosion of magic, then the PDA cuts out abruptly )

Tags: alistair theirin, bonnie bennett, claire winchester, darcy lewis, isabela, loki laufeyson, neria surana, tara maclay, willow rosenberg

Dec. 28th, 2012

iamboth

( Voice Post )

( Charming sounds confused )

Excuse me...what...where am I?

( a pause )

Dear god...what sort of place is this? It can't be another...

Hello? Excuse me? Hello?

( a sigh )

Well...this is somewhat awful... ( a pause ) Times like this...I wish I had my sword.

Tags: alistair theirin, david nolan/prince charming, emma swan, mary margaret blanchard/snow white, mr. gold/rumplestiltskin

Dec. 14th, 2012

felicitateme

( Voice Post )

( muttered )

What have you gotten me into now...

( louder )

Andraste's tits, it's cold.

Ugh...snow. If I wanted to go to the Anderfels...well...why would I ever want that?

Tags: alistair theirin, isabela, jack harkness

Dec. 6th, 2012

richardbrook

Oh my God, oh my God what's happened I don't even know I think I'm going to be sick I don't understand people were explaining all these things to me and I'm I can't.

I can't.

This has been just absolutely impossible all of it. I might be sick. I'm going to be sick, I think. I---I just want to go home. Is this--can anyone read this? Hello? HELLO?

Oh God, please someone -- can anyone just-just help me understand what's going on?

Tags: alistair theirin, charles xavier, clint barton, darcy lewis, irene adler, jim moriarty, molly suresh, parker, q, roy harper, sherlock holmes

Dec. 4th, 2012

Oh that is a relief.

I cannot express my relief at having my magic returned to me. ~~It was as though a part of my very spirit had been ripped out~~

( Loki )

( Frigga )

( Alistair )

( Willow )

Tags: alistair theirin, loki laufeyson, neria surana, thor odinson, willow rosenberg

Nov. 17th, 2012

Does this place have magically appearing sandwiches? Because I just had the thought that I was hungry, and suddenly, there was a sandwich on the table in front of me. Is that normal? Someone please tell me it's normal.

Tags: alistair theirin

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Nov. 15th, 2012

aproudmother

Accidental Voice Post

[There's a sharp intake of breath then a feminine voice muttering under her breath.]

What trickery is this? This is not-

[The sound of metal clanking causes her to trail off, only to immediately speak up in a much harder sounding tone.]

Identify yourselves! Do you hear me? I said identify yourse-

[a pause then there's a loud clang that reverberates throughout the library followed by another pause; the woman's voice is steady but with a hint of wariness]

Should you attempt to place your hands upon me, you will befall the same fate as that of your compatriot. The same shall be said if you do not grant me an exit at once.

[another pause before the low creaking of a door opening can be heard; the woman's tone becomes a touch less hostile]

I thank you for your cooperation. Nay, I have no need for your trinkets, I merely- [a pause] Very well. At your insistence. [the rest becomes muffled as the PDA is placed in a pocket]

Good day, sir. May your compatriot someday learn the wisdom which you clearly possess.

[slow, steady footsteps can be heard then the squeaking of the door sealing shut behind her; she draws in another sharp breath]

Where in the Nine Realms... [a pause; faintly bemused] What a particularly strange abduction.

Tags: alistair theirin, darcy lewis, frigga, loki laufeyson, neria surana

I must admit that I'm a bit surprised by this stretch of quiet. I can only imagine some new surprise is coming soon to shake things up, but I rather enjoy this respite.

( Fail!Filtered to Alistair )
How are you settling in, my king?

I do hope you do not miss your lovely queen too much. I do not imagine Anora would have a very favourable opinion of Colligo.

Tags: alistair theirin, loki laufeyson, neria surana

Nov. 13th, 2012

cosmicflame

If you don't already know me-- hi, I'm Rachel Summers. I'm the school counselor over at Xavier's.

I've been thinking about this awhile, and since we just had a wave of people leaving and I just found myself jumped forward...

I'm thinking of facilitating a support group for people struggling with changing realities and losing people who are sent back. I'm ~~kind of special~~ ~~weird~~ maybe uniquely qualified to offer some help with this since 1) I'm a telepath and 2) someone who has crossed dozens of realities before and 3) ~~someone who's lost everyone at least once~~ not a stranger to grief.

Please let me know if you're interested. If you're interested in some support but would rather do something one-on-one, that's totally fine, too. If people have schedule conflicts but are comfortable with this idea, we can also arrange for telepathic group sessions. It would take literally less than a second out of your conscious day, but cover a lot more time on the astral plane.

Tags: alistair theirin, daryl dixon, peggy rogers, rachel summers

Oct. 28th, 2012

antarprincess

Job Opening(s)

Is anyone interested in working at the cafe? There are plenty of positions available and no previous experience required. The hours are also pretty flexible, given that I'm there all the time and happy to work around whatever you need me to.

So any takers?

Tags: alistair theirin, damian wayne, george lass, isabel evans, jack harkness

Voice Post.

Well, this is...better than being held prisoner under the guise of being kept as a guest, I suppose. [ pause ] If, by better, I mean exactly the same.

I- Vaguely remember being here before. [ pause ] But I think it has been awhile...in many respects. [ very, very long pause ] For one thing, I don't remember...whatever those shuffling, rotting creatures populating the streets are called being here before.

[ nervous ] Uh. Are they- Are they all right to kill? Because they're coming towards me.

Tags: alistair theirin, neria surana, spike

Jun. 14th, 2011

~~Is it really~~ ~~Has it really been~~ ~~Is she~~

I must admit I am uncertain how to react to such a situation, save that it is not something I wish to experience again.

I am terribly sorry for causing people to worry.

( Filtered to Anders )

Tags: alistair theirin, anders, ariadne, dream, gabriel, merrill, mordred lot, morgana, neria surana

May. 29th, 2011

( Fail Filter - Meant for Merrill )

Merrill, dearest, it would seem that I am at that uncomfortable point in my relationship where I must acknowledge that my lover's bromance (Caroline was kind enough to teach me that word) is really more of a romance. I am honestly so tired of waiting for them to drop the pretence and accept that they want to bed one another that I am contemplating just sitting them both down and telling them to go ahead and do so. I feel it will really be good for them in the long run, and I must admit I see no real problem with it. I can hardly blame anyone being attracted to Anders, and I certainly understand why he finds Nathaniel appealing. Were it anyone but Nathaniel, I would object rather strongly, but they are both quite dear to me and I only want them to be happy.

Still, there really is no easy way to initiate such a discussion.

Tags: alistair theirin, anders, ariadne, ashley magnus, castiel (end!verse), merrill, morgana, nathaniel howe, neria surana, parker, tessa, zevran arainai

May. 17th, 2011

Neria? Nathaniel? Caroline? ...Alistair?

Any of you know what's going on?

I don't have any new tattoos anywhere and I don't have a headache so there went my first explanation. And I don't remember drinking any darkspawn blood...

Tags: adam young, alistair theirin, anders, merrill, nathaniel howe, neria surana

Apr. 28th, 2011

Well, that was...embarrassing. I'm pretty sure that's not what anyone means when they talk about embracing your inner child.

Tags: alistair theirin

Apr. 17th, 2011

Well would you look at that.

I've got a fantastic figure as a woman!

Tags: alistair theirin, anders, nathaniel howe

Apr. 16th, 2011

Arl Eamon? This isn't the stables. ~~Did you finally get rid of Isolde?~~ Where am I?

Tags: alistair theirin

Apr. 13th, 2011

So, after my 36th failed attempt at not falling asleep at my post, I've decided that I might not really be cut out to be a security guard in a place where nothing at all happens ever in the history of time itself.

Does anyone have any career suggestions for an individual with the skills of a warrior and the diplomatic know-how of a reluctant monarch?

[Neria]
So. Interesting thing happened the other morning. I woke up with about five, six years of extra memories.

Tags: alistair theirin, leon, neria surana

Apr. 10th, 2011

jawsthatbite

Uh... Hi.

So I suppose I need a job and stuff right? What's going around this place? I saw there's an animal sanctuary and stables in the park - any of them hiring?

Also, what's the deal with pets in these flats?

Tags: alistair theirin, charlie weasley, claire winchester, eames, guinevere pendragon, hermione watson, molly suresh

Apr. 6th, 2011

Oh but I did miss my magic. I felt incomplete without it.

I imagine there are many in the city who felt the same.

( Morpheus )

( Merrill )

Tags: alistair theirin, merrill, neria surana

Apr. 4th, 2011

I have to say I do miss my healing magic. Or really all my magic, but it seems that healing is just so much more, well, sharp and pointy here without it. All this poking and prodding, it's fascinating really. But apparently it works.

Lord Mewsy somehow managed to get himself into a cabinet today. Opened one to get breakfast and there he was! He's quite the adventurer it seems. Doing Ser Pounce-A-Lot proud really. He's not up for fighting genlocks yet but I think he's got the spirit in him.

Tags: alistair theirin, anders, merrill, nathaniel howe, neria surana

Mar. 29th, 2011

inafivepoundbag

Question!

A friend of yours has a problem. A really big, bad problem that makes them do things they don't want to do, including hurting other people. You find out about that problem.

Do you:

A. Try to find a way to help them and support them and be there for them, only giving up if and when it's obvious they can't be helped.

or

B. Be terrible and mean and tell them not to talk to you or anyone you know ever again, then not bother telling any of their real friends about their problem so they can still get some help.

Definitely needing guidance here so if anyone has any experience in something like this, that'd be awesome.

Tags: alistair theirin, ariadne, eames, juno weasley, merrill, morgana, obi-wan kenobi, parker, peter fleming, regulus black, tessa

Mar. 27th, 2011

thefirstwarden

(Voice Post)

If I don't get my son back right now I swear to the Maker I will freeze you from the inside out. I will make SURE it's extremely painful.

I also demand you return my companion Duncan before he stabs one of you. King Maric and the First Warden will not take kindly to you interfering with our mission!

NOW WHERE IS MY SON?!

Tags: alistair theirin, ashley magnus, fiona, merrill, neria surana

Mar. 24th, 2011

I... have a hangover. I'd forgotten how painful these were. But it's worth it. Sort of. Not having healing powers to get rid of it kind of sucks.

Though if someone is suddenly feeling the need to fight against injustice and having anger problems. You might want to talk to me.

Tags: alistair theirin, anders, isabela, nathaniel howe, neria surana, zevran arainai

( Filtered to Anders )

( Filtered to Alistair )

( Filtered to Morpheus )

( Filtered to Morrigan and Merrill )

( Filtered to Zevran )

( Filtered to Morgana and Mordred )

( Filtered to Ariadne, Arthur and Eames )

Tags: alistair theirin, anders, arthur, dream, eames, merrill, morgana, neria surana, zevran arainai

Mar. 18th, 2011

thedruidboy

(Quiet) Voice Post

Neria? Neria, where are you? I tried to find you but I couldn't... Can I please come round later? I want to show you what I did. I had a bruise because I was seeing how high I could make things go but now it's completely gone. I did it just the way you showed me.

Tags: alistair theirin, mordred lot, neria surana

Mar. 14th, 2011

(Voice Post)

Andraste's knicker weasels! Those knight things mean business! It's like they got manner lessons from the templars. And they're apparently immune to lightning.

They did give me this little box thing. The number things are rather shiny. But I really do think that I should be heading back to Kirkwall. Just a thought.

Tags: alaric saltzman, alistair theirin, anders, buffy summers, damon salvatore, harry dresden, neria surana, tessa

Mar. 13th, 2011

serrah

Taking a wild guess here: this is not a renovation of Lowtown and I'm certainly not in Kirkwall anymore. In any case, I demand to be sent back. Immediately.

Anytime now.

Tags: alistair theirin, marian hawke, morrigan, neria surana

Feb. 16th, 2011

sleazyhitman

Well look at what we have here! So many people to get to know, so little time. Where am I supposed to start?

I think one of those suits of armor tried to feel me up, cheeky things.

Tags: alistair theirin, neria surana, tessa, zevran arainai

Dec. 25th, 2010

( Filtered to Alistair )

Tags: alistair theirin, neria surana

Dec. 10th, 2010

Alistair, judging by the smell, I thought you had returned to the flat, but apparently Dane had just showed up.

Tags: alistair theirin, neria surana

Nov. 30th, 2010