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Jun. 2nd, 2012


[info]tonystarks

Okay. I'm going to go scrap scrounging tomorrow. I've got four projects lined up, and I could use some people to help me sort through this stuff and see what might be useful. Anyone with an engineering background and/or super strength is invited to come. Other applicants will be evaluated on a case by case basis. I built the first Iron Man armor in a cave, so this should be cake in comparison.

Cap, Thor, you guys are third on my list of priorities. (Congratulations, that's much higher than most people will ever be.) Mandatory technology orientation. This week or next week. First, someone's going to need to beg, borrow or steal me a larger monitor. I can't do a technology orientation on this laptop. Also, you'll both be getting new phones when I get around to making them. The name of the game, my friends, is shock absorption. Making Thor's withstand lightning is going to be interesting. But if we play it right, I guess you might never have to plug it in to charge it. And obviously they'll have to be user-friendly, since you're both dinosaurs. And I say that fondly.

Actually, no. New holographic lab environment is number one, you guys are bumped to number four. But a number four that is very close to my heart. Fourth closest. But still close.

After that, we're watching 2001: A Space Odyssey. That's number five. Though I wouldn't call it a project, exactly. Well, I guess your ongoing cultural education is sort of a project. If not one that will respond to scrap metal.

Banner, I could use your help with something. Especially if you don't have a problem with larceny, but even if you do.

May. 25th, 2012


[info]tonystarks

Something to do while I wait to see if JARVIS's updates installed correctly... )

May. 23rd, 2012

[info]crescent_knight

Wow there are a lot of Avengers here now. Aspah or whatever his name is is setting up a comic con or something.

Khonshu totally thinks that's a lame use of power if it is.

May. 21st, 2012


[info]tonystarks

I don't know where the fuck I am or how I got here, but I swear to god, if they expect me to use this T-Mobile monstrosity and I can't get my own tech to work with this system, I will burn this library to the ground. Maybe when I get this suit off, I'll find my LG in my back pocket. Thank God I keep a flash drive in my suit. Does anyone have directions to Stark Tower? Failing that, where can I get several laptops?

Oh, and where am I?

May. 11th, 2012


[info]usedtobe

I need someone to tie me up or something. I just tried to kiss a random stranger. This day is so not going the way I planned.

May. 7th, 2012


[info]notjusta_teaboy

Not that everyone here hasn't been lovely but...

Please. I need to go home. People will die if I'm not there. </s>Lisa will die.</s>

May. 6th, 2012


[info]dream_bigger

This place really is all kinds of swings and roundabouts, isn't it?

Justin, don't worry, you can still stay here if you want.

Cobb, don't freak out. Please.

[OoC: Yes, hello, Eames is a woman again :D]

May. 4th, 2012


[info]mother_hunter

Open Transmission

I want to go to the park! I like the swings and the slide the best! I don't really like the monkey bars because they are high up and I don't like to be high up.

Apr. 17th, 2012


[info]vampsherifferic

Open Transmission

Why did I just break out into song? I was about to glamour a human into letting me feed from them when I suddenly started singing a song that I knew back when I was a human.

Apr. 11th, 2012


[info]russiandoll

Pretty glad to still be me. I don't think I could handle being messed with right now, so thanks for leaving me out of it.

Apr. 9th, 2012

[info]ihavefallen

Everyone seems to be very upset today.

Is this normal?

Jan. 26th, 2012


[info]numbersix

I no longer have a roommate. This passed some time. Read more... )

Jan. 16th, 2012

[info]dragon_tattoo

Seeking Employment

My name is Lisbeth Salander and I'm in need of employment.

I have superior computer skills and I am experienced in hacking computer and their respective networks. I have also done a lot of investigative work.

I do not have my high school diploma if that is an issue. My education came from personal experience and trying to survive the system.

I am fluent in Swedish and English, English being my second language.

I am available to commence employment immediately.

Jan. 3rd, 2012


[info]numbersix

Mr. Stark, there's a reason I've been wrapping myself in separate blankets while we sleep. I want our enforced kiss to be the last physical contact between us. Stop eying me like a piece of meat you can't wait to devour. If you weren't so lecherous about it, maybe you would have found out by now that I'm not normally prudish about my body. The way you keep looking at me inspires a great deal of covering up.

You should also be aware that if you try to put any surveillance in the shower, or anywhere else where I undress, I might twist your head off like a gremlin's as soon as this is ended.

I don't know if shame is something you're capable of, but perhaps public exposure like this will help encourage better behavior, hmm?

Dec. 31st, 2011


[info]dream_bigger

It is New Year's Eve. I have been drinking since... I don't know, Christmas day or something. Or possibly lunchtime. Point me at a party. Cheers.

ARTHUR, ARIADNE, WE'RE GOING TO A PARTY

Dec. 29th, 2011

[info]frenchie_veela

It's a shame. They were so adorable in the beginning. They reminded me of those little papillon dogs.

But then they just had to mature.

Dec. 27th, 2011


[info]numbersix

What are these green creatures that break into apartments? Are they common here?

I was filling a bath when one burst in on me. It developed disgusting sores on its back that grew into more creatures. I managed to strangle the first with a hair dryer cord before it could do much more damage, and then I threw the dryer in the tub to deal with the new ones. That seemed to work. I think the bathroom is ruined now.

What do I do with the bodies?

Dec. 21st, 2011

[info]nevergrewup

Why're people bringing trees into the house?

Dec. 20th, 2011

[info]impulsiveagent

OK this place is not so bad after all.

I just found a Christmas tree in my place covered in cookies and ornaments from my favorite comics like the Iron Shadow.

Dec. 19th, 2011


[info]numbersix

These devices are extremely 0110001001110101011001110110011101111001, aren't they?

They keep trying to output this:

010000100110010100100000011100110111010101110010011001
010010000001110100011011110010000001100100011100100110
100101101110011010110010000001111001011011110111010101
110010001000000100111101110110011000010110110001110100
01101001011011100110010100101110


What is "0100111101110110011000010110110001110100011010010110111001100101"?

Could anyone tell me what the 01110111011011110111001001100100 "Christmas" is? I've just arrived and I keep seeing and hearing that 01110111011011110111001001100100 everywhere. The network explanation I found doesn't explain this. When I've asked 011100000110010101101111011100000110110001100101 on the streets, they keep quoting a scripture I've never heard. Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?