( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

People love drama here, don't they? Not to mention broadcasting said drama.

It makes the Emerald City look

Now that I'm not trying to avoid getting hit by crazy fear gas, I really need to look for a job.

Anyone need a lawyer?

So if the sudden displacement wasn't enough, I have to become housebound as well.

Lovely.

I'm this close to blowing something up

[Enraged shouts, the sound of metal smashing against metal then smacking against stone and wood, followed by a loud bang and click. The voice that answers is booming and angry, the owner having obviously not noticed the abandoned phone on the concrete steps.]

Cowards! Show yourselves or I shall damage this substandard building further!

Right. Wonderful.

If this is another ill-conceived attempt on my life, I must say it seems a little convoluted. And ridiculous. I mean... suits of armour? At least the dancing skeleton puppets had some kind of terrible style...

Where am I, exactly?