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Feb. 22nd, 2013


[info]oncemighty

Accidental Voice Post.

Hey! River! Do you know where I stuck that circuit board I was messing around with? [ the sound of several things being tossed around, the clang of metal on metal ringing through the pda ] I was going to fuse it in with the rest of the project and see what happened.

[ there's a spark of electricity, the sound of a live wire left unattended ] Ah. Oh. Shit. Where did I- That's definitely plugged in somewhere. Where? Where? Where? [ another spark ] Oh. Stop it. [ the sound of flesh connecting with electricity along with a hiss between the teeth ] Sharp. But at least this is better than starting a fire until I find where I forgot to undo this.

River! I could use a hand here. Or another set of eyes. Maybe both.

Feb. 20th, 2013


[info]countsasaboy

(Pained gasp.)

Uh, Nathan? I think..

(A crashing sound as she drops the glass she was holding.)

Ah! RORY!!

Feb. 16th, 2013


[info]bardcore

Well, this is certainly more frustrating than last time we ended up stuck with other people.

If my "spouse" could please learn to keep his hands to himself, that would be much appreciated.

Dec. 27th, 2012

[info]thenameofsanity

[Filtered to Canton]
We have a bit of a situation. I'm I don't normally apologise, but

I'm sorry, Canton. I really, truly am.

[Filtered to the Avengers - and Phil Coulson]
If you all are quite finished sitting on your bloody hands and not doing a singular damn thing to aid others in this particular battle, I've a bit of news for you.

Not that I think any of you deserve it, mind. Heroes. Honestly. You have the gall to call yourselves such? What have any of you done, since this began?

Well. I'll tell you what your supposed comrade did. Clint Barton joined me in attempting to stop the Daleks from overtaking the bulk of this city and slaughtering everyone they encountered in the process. And now, he's dead.

So I hope you're all bloody well happy with yourselves. A good man is dead while the rest of you continue to sit high in your ridiculous looking tower and aren't doing a damn thing to help anyone else. Heroes indeed. You all are embarrassments, that's what you are.

And so help me, if any of you dare to ask for his remains, I will shoot you where you stand. And don't think this isn't going to affect you either, Captain Rogers. I know precisely how to take you out as well. Don't believe me? Just try me, right now. I bloody well dare you.

[Filtered to the Eleventh Doctor]
There you have it, sweetie. An entire battalion of Daleks have been dealt with, as have several hundred Cybermen and a fair number of Silents as well.

I'm going drinking. Don't wait up.

[ooc: takes place a few hours after this]

Dec. 26th, 2012


[info]timeaftertime

Okay. The bowtie Doctor kinda could've given more details on the Daleks and the Cybermen. He was probably busy with, y'know, saving lives and things like that, but here.

Don't even bother wasting bullets (or arrows) on the Cybermen, unless you've got something that'll explode on impact or overload their electricity. And by the way-- they can and will electrocute you to death if they've decided not to convert you. It's very painful. If they capture you for conversion, do your best to escape. Get yourself killed in the attempt if you have to. It's better than being converted. If you find someone being converted or partially converted-- show some mercy and do them the favor of killing them. If you're in a last resort situation and somehow able to manage this, rip out the center of a Cybermen's chest. The thing with the "C" on it. That'll screw them up real good.

Daleks are bulletproof and use forcefields. They don't look like they could follow you on staircases, but they can hover, so stairs aren't an escape. If its forcefield is down and you shoot into its eyestalk, you might be able to blind it. That's about all you can do. All they want to do to you is kill you, and they will. Or convert you, too, which is another way of killing you. I wish I knew how to kill them. We're fucked.

These were totally surreal for me to watch, but here's even more detail:
[The Doctor (bowtie), River Song]
Please tell me you're for some reason hiding bastic bullets in your TARDIS so we have even a tiny chance against the Daleks?

I'm not panicking, not something out of my worst nightmares, nope.

Dec. 25th, 2012


[info]amadmanwithabox

All right, everyone!

Do not panic. Or...I suppose you could panic if you want. It's not as if I could stop you. But really, it won't help. Probably. I guess it might. But that's highly unlikely, so I strongly suggest not panicking.

There are several things here that most likely want us all dead, but that's just Christmas for you. Admittedly, Christmas has never been quite this bad, but you lot deal with this sort of thing all the time. I'm sure it will be fine.

A bit of advice.

There are Silents. You won't remember them if you look away, so if you see one, find a way to remind yourself. Tally marks work. Recording notes to yourself. That sort of thing.

The statues are very dangerous. Don't take your eyes off of them. Don't blink. If you blink, you're dead.

The Daleks and the Cybermen are the same if you're looking at them or not, but that doesn't mean they're not just as bad. Be very careful and do not get shot. Or converted. Those are both bad things.

We will get through this. I know we will. Good luck and keep safe. And merry Christmas.

( Filtered to River Song )
And you said I didn't get you anything good for Christmas.

[info]likeyourwheels

[ Filtered to Eleven, Rory, Amy, & River ]
There are four marks on my hand, and my gun has four less bullets than it did the last time I checked it. I think we have a situation.

[ Filtered to Clint ]
We may have a big problem. Get a weapon. If you see anything unusual, shoot it on sight.

Dec. 12th, 2012


[info]amadmanwithabox

So, that's what happens when you give snowmen weapons...

Good to know.

River, we're not doing that again. And by we, I mean you. Because that one was you.

[info]thephonebox

Hello, hello hello you bright and beautiful new world! Look at you, being all here and meshed together and getting along and friendly. It's good to be here! It's just -- errrr I don't even have the words. I'm thrilled. Nice to meet you all. I--

I--wow, this is unexpected. This is really unexpected. Good unexpected. Tasty unexpected.

I didn't want to go

Oct. 3rd, 2012


[info]notmrpond

Failed!Filter Away from River Song and The Doctor

Is it selfish of me to hope that Asaph decides to de-age River? Yes, Amy any I will be having a baby in a few months, who will technically be River, but we missed everything and I can't stop thinking about how we'd be able to get a glimpse of what Melody was like as a child if River was affected by what's going on right now.

Sep. 29th, 2012


[info]cantyouhearit

Accidental Voice Post.

This is- Odd. [ long pause ] And not the Academy. Or the surrounding areas, either. It's very...blue outside. Not a bit of orange or silver in sight. I don't remember leaving. Not willingly, at least.

Thete, what did you do? It's got to be you. Nobody else would bring me along. You know we're not supposed to touch the TTCs. Not until we're at least juniors.

Where are we? [ long pause, exasperated sigh, & slightly pained response ] Where you you? Stop wandering off! You can't just drag me somewhere, not give me any information, and then run off!

Or, I guess you can, since you did, but it's not very nice. I'm mad at you now. I'm mad at you, and I'm going to just sit in this weird little room until you come back because this is where you left the TTC you stole. I can feel her. I'm not really sure which bit or bob she is, but she's in here somewhere, and you'd better get back here and tell me where so we can go back before we're missed and Borusa has a fit.

[ long pause before a quiet question ] Is this Earth? Did we make it?

Sep. 20th, 2012


[info]amadmanwithabox

( Voice Post )

( The Doctor sounds preoccupied, and there are electrical sounds and sparking things and beeps in the background, along with the hum of the sonic screwdriver )

Can you make it...oh...good, it's broadcasting

I have it on good authority...or some bloke named Jarvis's authority, that my TARDIS is here. As a girl. Again.

You around, old girl? You'd better not have left again or I'll be quite cross.

( a pause )

Oh. Right. River. Ponds. Glad to have you back. Missed you terribly.

Winchesters...Meri is...fine. Really. Absolutely fine. I just need to...collect some string.

Aug. 10th, 2012


[info]tonystarks

JARVIS, Voice Post to Science Geeks.

[ Tony's voice is muffled slightly by the fact that his phone is in the front pocket of his button-down shirt. Sounds of someone opening and closing a refrigerator can be heard in the background as Tony attempts to assemble a sandwich in the X-Mansion kitchen. BTW the bottle of scotch on top of the fridge is empty. If one of those Harry Potter types could "accio" up another one, that would be super. ]

Okay. Okay. So. I've been thinking. We've been looking at ways to counteract each aspect of the toxin because there are several different chemicals in the aerosal, right?

I was thinking about this episode of House --- I know, I know, it's not real medicine, but I remembered this one thing from it --- anyway, there's this scene where he's taking LSD for a migraine, and then he takes a fistful of anti-depressants to combat the effects of the LSD, and it stops the hallucination right in its tracks. Which, again, not real medicine, but anyway. I was thinking about it, and so-- right. We know MAOIs will stop the response to LSD, but since MDMA is actually a stimulant, you can't use it with an MAOI because it would literally kill you. And it would be pretty dangerous with the dopamine anyway. But even small doses of certain SSRIs do diminish the effects of LSD. Not all of them, though, which is weird -- I think it's mostly fluoxetine that -- anyway. The only problem with those is that they also inhibit the reuptake of dopamine, which is already half of the problem. Because on the one hand, dopamine storm can cause spontaneous orgasms, and on the other hand, the can cause, you know, death. And that's at least 50% bad news. Right? Right.

[ Voice garbled slightly by sounds of sandwich being eaten, frustrated rustling through several bags of potato chips most of which are EMPTY and that is very sad.]

SO. I was thinking about the pharmacology of psilocybin, and how it doesn't actually break down before you excrete it, it just passes through your system. And then I thought, well, what if we stop trying to counteract each ingredient in the fear cocktail, and we just [ Insert science here - something about blocking the adenosine receptors that respond to the chemicals in question and control the production of dopamine/norepinephrine/something or other. Insert carbon monoxide vs. oxygen comparison here, except resulting in the opposite of death. And/or something about an element that could safely bond with those chemicals to create a compound that is both relatively safe and water soluble. I studied Art History and Classical Latin in college, guys. What do you want from me? Just pretend this is all real science. And totally workable. ] And that should just allow it to pass harmlessly through a person's system without generating the fear response.

We could work that, right?

Jul. 31st, 2012


[info]countsasaboy

It's not exactly what I thought was going to happen today.

I should try here. Rory? Doctor?

Jul. 28th, 2012


[info]notmrpond

Amy's been sent home. I woke up and thought she'd just gotten up before me, but when I went to get dressed, I realized her things were gone. Losing her this time feels worse than the other time because this time there's nothing I or The Doctor or River can do to get her back.

Jul. 27th, 2012

[info]thenameofsanity

Oh, why not. It isn't as though there's much else of interest at the moment.

Spoilers! )

[ooc: we're going to pretend this was posted not long after the questionnaire was put up, as the lateness is due far more to the player/ooc issues than the character]

Jul. 2nd, 2012


[info]andintheendfear

I got laid, twice.

I fucking LOVE this honestly thing!

Jun. 16th, 2012


[info]not_your_tardis

A new message for everyone

A high pitched, electronic, whine, designed to be painful to the ears, carries on for three seconds.

When the voice finally appears, its tones are grave, ripe with anger, and carry the weight of a man who may well have been at the end of his rope.


"Now that I have your attention. I want you all to listen very, very, carefully.

I am The Doctor, and some of you may know me already. Today, someone took me away from a world which needed me, they stole me away when a good man depended on me for his very life, I was given no reason, no explanation. Today, a good man was left frightened and scared, today, I gave up everything to do what had to be done. Today, some has made me very angry.

And here's the thing about me, something you'd have to know if you were going to take me anywhere, making me angry is the worst idea in the whole history of bad ideas - and if you're a person who's stupid enough to make an idea that bad, to take a man like me away from his world, I imagine you'd have a very serious interest in who I am what I do - and if you're a man who's so interested in who I am and what I do, I imagine you're listening - and that's just what I want.

I have been told your name is Asaph, and I have a message for you, for all of you, and I want you to pay very, very, close attention to what I have to say next.

I. am. coming. I will find you. Today, you have made a very big mistake."

The message ends.

Jun. 15th, 2012

[info]ilovetherunning

Right. So I'm on another planet I can't leave, that I didn't ask to visit in the first place, occasionally bouts of utter madness happen for no reason whatsoever, the guards in the library are rather handsy and not much for conversation, and the bloke running the place is related to some sort of god. I'll get a touch of cash - Earth currency or, more specifically, American, apparently - if I take this device by the local bank and I've also been given a flat to stay in for however long my kidnapping lasts.

Oh! Almost forgot. There's every possibility I've been here before but just don't remember it, even if that should be more than a bit unlikely.

That's most all of it, yeah? Did I miss anything?

[info]notmrpond

Just bloody perfect. Not only was I supposed to go home three hours ago, but now instead of working one twelve hour shift this weekend, I have to work two because one of the other nurses didn't show up today and they asked me to cover her shifts. As if I want to spend all my time at the clinic. I do have a life, you know and I would like to do something besides checking blood pressure and taking temperatures twenty four bloody seven.

May. 6th, 2012

[info]thenameofsanity

Oopsies! Doctor, you really should learn to keep a closer watch on those friends of yours.

And before you go trying to lecture me or some other kind of rubbish, keep in mind that he started it.

Filtered to John Druitt )

[ooc: this was meant to be posted shortly after this]

Apr. 26th, 2012

[info]thenameofsanity

Right. So. I'm back on the TARDIS, can't find hide nor hair of anybody, and I'm wearing clothes that aren't my own. Gun's nice though. Think I'll keep it.

Now. Who do I need to shoot to get some answers around here?

[ooc: and river is now her previous incarnation]

Apr. 23rd, 2012


[info]cantyouhearit

Accidental Voice Post.

[ a vaguely amused noise ] Well, now. This isn't where I figured I would end up. One would think Rassilon himself would have better temporal aim. Now...where is this?

[info]thenameofsanity

Accidental Voice Post

[There's a bit of shuffling about. River's voice is low and furious-sounding.]

You have to be bloody well kidding me. How did he possibly manage to... [she sighs and her tone shifts to more annoyed with a touch of amusement] And the library, to boot. Fitting. Clever, too. Not quite clever enough, of course, but then, well, this one doesn't know me the way I know him.

[the sound of quickly moving footsteps and a door opening]

Right then. Let's see. If I'm in the library, that's a left turn, two rights, another left, and - if I'm very lucky and he hasn't gone about tinkering with the poor dear's programming again - the control room.

[some more footsteps then, in a mutter]

Oh, the things I do for this man. Try to keep him from sacrificing himself and destroying the whole bloody universe in the process, and this is the thanks I get! Honestly, sometimes I wonder why I even bother.

[ooc: introducing river song, mere moments before she strapped herself in for her death in 'forest of the dead'.]

Apr. 9th, 2012

[info]girlwho_waited

Just when I was starting to like this place, it does something like this. I really had no problems with my body, thanks. I was actually rather attached to it.

Doctor? Rory? River? Are you lot still...you or are you currently not inhabiting your own bodies as well?

Also. Does anyone out there currently have my body? Try to keep it one piece, please. Like I said, I rather like my body.

[info]dream_bigger

Cobb? Did you sign us up for a job and not tell me? And somehow force a Forgery on me?

And why the hell did you dream up the network?

Apr. 4th, 2012

[info]thenameofsanity

Better late than never. )

[info]likeyourwheels

Accidental Voice Post.

Huh. And here I thought nobody would ever top that.

[ clanking metal overwhelms the PDA, but the sounds of a gun cocking in the background as well as someone muttering 'And of course' can be heard among the din as the doors open ]

What? You want me to go? You could have just said! Granted, it doesn't look like either of you have a mouth, but... What? For me? How kind.

[ sound of doors slamming ]

Would have appreciated some directions a bit more, but I suppose beggars can't be choosers.

Mar. 5th, 2012


[info]notmrpond

Amy? Doctor? Great, I've lost them.

If anyone is reading this, I appear to have been separated from my wife and our friend. No one has seen a blue Police Box, have they?

Feb. 27th, 2012


[info]drsmith_jones

If I didn't know any better, I'd think this had something to do with The Doctor, but that's impossible. So, if anyone is reading this, could you fill me in on what's going on and how I get home.

Feb. 19th, 2012

[info]whoeveryouwant

Accidental Voice Post

[There is a fair bit of moaning and shuffling although it's all muffled, as Raven's PDA is currently in her pocket. Her breathing can also be heard, carefully slow and steady, an occasional quiet grunt coming from her as she is bumped by someone. Suddenly, there is a loud scream and Raven's breath catches. A little girl's voice can be heard close by, tearful and terrified.]

Mommy, please get up! Please! We hafta go! We- [The moaning gets louder and more aggravated, a clear frenzy beginning to form. The little girl screams again.] NO! Stop! Don't hurt me, please! MOMMY!

[There's a sound that those who have heard Raven transform before will easily recognize as her changing shape again, coupled with the sound of running. The girl's screams get closer until suddenly they're right by the PDA.]

WHO ARE YOU? YOU'RE BLUE! WHY ARE YOU BLUE?! [There's the sound of struggling.] PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME-

[Raven keeps her tone low.] I'm not going to hurt you. I'm here to help. Stop trying to pull away and, please, hush. [The girl grows quiet, sniffles once. There's the sound of breaking glass and Raven hisses in pain. The girl's voice sounds worried.]

You're bleeding!

[Raven gives a soft laugh that's clearly forced.] Just a little cut. I'll be fine. Now I want you to climb in and go up those stairs. Do you see them? You go right up those stairs to the roof. I'll be right behind you. Go!

[The groaning gets louder and the girl whimpers; there's some more shuffling before Raven exhales in relief, then begins muttering to herself.] Okay. You can do this. Just concentrate on being small and ignore the zo- [She gasps then cries out in obvious pain.] Sonofa-

[There's the sickening sound of tearing flesh and a soft gurgling followed by an audible thud of a body falling to the ground. The low groaning continues in the distance, the previous frenzy of starved zombies having passed without a viable living meal to keep it going.]

Feb. 9th, 2012

[info]thenameofsanity

Accidental Voice Post

(There is the distinct sound of gunshots, followed by a loud thump. River sounds slightly breathless but still rather amused.)

That's one.

(Another series of gunshots echo in the background, with two in rapid succession very close to the PDA.)

Two and three.

(Yet more gunshots, a grunt in the distance, and River's laughing in delight.)

And would you look at that. Six of you left and you're all out of ammunition. You really should work on your aim. It's ever so handy in situations like this one.

(There is a bit of clatter then the sound of several pairs of footsteps running away. River sighs and gives a 'tsk' of disappointment.)

Oh, bother. And I was having such fun, too. Haven't had a decent shootout in ages...

Feb. 3rd, 2012

[info]girlwho_waited

Oy! Haven't you heard it's very rude to just kidnap people and take them only God knows where?

Also? Having giant tin knights manhandle someone when they only ask for what the bloody hell's going on isn't the way to make a good first impression, either!

Jan. 23rd, 2012

[info]thenameofsanity

Well now. This was certainly interesting.

Here you go. )

Dec. 27th, 2011


[info]amadmanwithabox

A Gremlin got in the TARDIS, but I managed to get him before he did any damage.

Then I reverse engineered a Mogwai.

He's really a very chipper fellow. I think I'll call him Mickey.

( Fail!filtered to Mary Lampion )
Mary, dear, maybe you should go to a different Colligo for a bit. Just until it's safer. I'm certain it can't be dangerous everywhere.

Nov. 21st, 2011


[info]cantyouhearit

And here I thought I was done with all of that dying and returning to life stuff. But, at least I managed to keep the good face. I thought for a moment there I was going to have to get used to a whole new one again. Not a very pleasant thought since I'm still not settled with the whole proper regeneration idea yet as it's not something I've had to do in awhile.

Well, except Yana, but that was really more shedding an identity that no longer had a purpose than changing my own.

Sooooo. Anyone miss me?

Nov. 20th, 2011

[info]thenameofsanity

</s>I really and truly despise this bloody city sometimes.</s>

Filtered to the Doctor )

Filtered to Rose Tyler )

Filtered to Rory Williams )

Nov. 18th, 2011


[info]amadmanwithabox

The Master is dead.

I thought people should know.

( Molly )
I'm sorry I didn't say anything sooner. I just wasn't sure what to say. And I can't

( OOC: This is something that will be happening in the group log, but I didn't want to wait too long to post about it, since that would be both OOC for my character, and possibly wouldn't be until after the plot was over and everything was resolved. )

Nov. 13th, 2011

[info]thenameofsanity

Oh Doctor, Doctor, Doctor. When will you learn to put your playthings away properly? Maybe, if you did, they wouldn't be so easy to find and break. Oopsies!

I'll just borrow another one then, shall I?

Nov. 7th, 2011

[info]thenameofsanity

A classroom. What in the bloody hell was I doing in a classroom? Dreadfully boring places, I'll have you know. Never any proper danger. What rubbish.

Right then. Moving on. New place, new faces, can't say for certain I'll like it here as of yet but I suppose I can give the shopping a try at the very least before shooting whoever brought me here.

And people say I can't be reasonable.

[ooc: meet melody pond - the psychopath who succeeded in murdering the doctor rather than falling in love with him >.>]

Nov. 3rd, 2011


[info]theboywhowaited

Doctor. I…don’t mean to bother you, but there’s something going on at the hospital. People are…they’ve changed.

Private to River

Are you alright?

Oct. 27th, 2011


[info]theboywhowaited

Um...okay. So. First living statues...then a city I don't recognize...and...weird messages telling me I have powers...great.

Doctor? Anyone...out there? I'm sort of...looking for my friend, the Doctor. I know that's weird...I don't even know if this network goes anywhere. Or. Is connected to where I am. Which...probably sounds mental. Because...it kind of is, actually.

I guess I'm sort of a foreigner. I mean...I travel. A lot. So.

But, uh. Right. I'm Rory. Rory...Williams. It's nice to meet...whoever. If there is anyone out there.

Oct. 12th, 2011


[info]handysparehand

Thought I'd pop out of the TARDIS for a bit, check on things, and next thing I know, I'm dodging that damned glove of Rassilon's. I don't care if this is Asaph's idea or not. It's getting really bloody old seeing a crazy and very dead Time Lord anywhere I go!

Oct. 10th, 2011


[info]handysparehand

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but ... Rassilon seems to be in the next room over.

Oct. 9th, 2011


[info]amadmanwithabox

Oh, well that's nice. The old girl looks like a phonebox again. Always good. For the last week she looked rather like an outhouse, which isn't all that pleasant. I'll have you know I did not appreciate that, Morgan Freeman. Not a bit. Okay, maybe a bit. Quite cheeky of you.

River! You'll be happy to know I remember marrying you. Very nice ceremony. Quick, but nice. And see? Bowties are cool. And useful. Anyway, I need a hand with a bit of tinkering, if you've got a moment.

Oct. 4th, 2011


[info]amadmanwithabox

River Song!

You might have mentioned you're my wife!

( OOC: The Doctor is not canon updated yet. He just has a bad habit of flipping through River's book of spoilers. Someone should smack him for that. River might have left said book of spoilers lying out and open to distract him while she went to rob a train. )

Oct. 3rd, 2011


[info]savedbythering

Did I really just witness a real gunfight? They walked ten paces and everything. This is crazy. Vampires and werewolves are no longer the weirdest things I've seen. And these clothes are crazy. Could be worse though; the locals could go crazy again and this time they all have guns.

Ric, as a history teacher is this something you've always dreamed of being able to experience?

Oct. 2nd, 2011


[info]soundsmadeup

( Filtered from law enforcement types )

I think I want to rob a train. You know...to see if I can.

Just putting it out there.

Oct. 1st, 2011


[info]cantyouhearit

They can't seriously expect me to wear these things. Especially since every outfit seems to somehow incorporate an ascot in some way, shape, or form.

I'll look as though I'm about to burst out in song.

[info]pristinejennsen

I can't wear this dress. It's.... inappropriate.

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