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( Filtered to Leo Wyatt, Peter Petrelli, Bo Hess, Chris Halliwell and Paige Matthews )

( Tara's voice is hesitant and a little nervous. Every so often she stammers slightly. )

H-Hello...

Is anyone here? I mean obviously people are here, but they aren't being very helpful.

I'm not sure what's going on and those suits of armor gave me this and I'm really confused.

Could someone please tell me what's going on?

Well. That was fun in a way that really wasn't.

( Spike )

[ There is the sound of a puppy barking then a bit of scurrying around, followed by a small, girly gasp. ]

No, Colleen! Bad dog! Those are Chris' new shoes and you can't just-

[ A slight grunt and the sound of a small body falling to the floor, followed by another yap from a puppy. ]

LEGGO! [ There's another grunt then the yapping turns into a pitiful whine. Bo sighs softly. ]

I'm sorry but Chris said no and I really thinks he means it 'cause he gots that crinkle in his forehead that makes him kinda look like he tasted something real sour and I keep trying to TELL him that his face is gonna stick that way just like my momma used t'say to me but HE says... [ Her rambling is cut off by a playful bark followed by a giggle. ]

Okay! Okay! Stop licking, it tickles! You wanna go on the porch? I got something I'm working on and you can- NO. DON'T EAT THE MACARONI! I NEED THAT! [ There's the sound of paper smacking against something then a yelp from the puppy, followed by another pitiful whine. Bo's tone is Very Stern. ]

I said no. That's for Peter and Chris and I can't tell them their present got eated by the dog. Here. You can have the one I messed up. [ There's a sound of tearing paper then loud crunching, followed by Bo's soft giggle. ]

Silly puppy. Now come on, Colleen! We still gotta finish and I need to paint it and I think I should prob'ly figure out how to get that glue up 'fore it dries...

Listen up you lot! Glory's frizzy haired reign of terror ends tomorrow! Anyone and everyone who wants in, the plan is to take out her minions. Without the ugly blighters, she won't have any bloody reinforments. Sure, it'll piss her off royally, but we'll be doing the world a favor. In case you aren't familar with the Hell Bitch's minions, they're the ones in the burlap sacks whose skin looks like it's falling off.

The signal will be an explosion at Glory's building. We're going after her minions only. I know there are a lot of you who want to go after Glory herself, myself included, but you'll only get yourself killed and we won't stop to move your dead body out of the way.

We've got someone who will be going after Glory who has a good sodding chance of taking her down. So I repeat, do not go after her yourself unless you have a bloody death wish.

Ok. I just threw as much of my mojo into this thing as I could so I'm really hoping this filter holds. If not things are going to get pretty messy really fast but I can't just sit around and wait for stuff to stop going haywire because that's probably exactly when she'll make her move and, well, we need help. So here's the deal.

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I taught I breathed mine phonetics. Samurai hell?

Hopefully my physical will beehive tombstone.

[Fail!Filter to Jude Harvelle]
You know, sometimes I wonder just how many people in this city even know who I am. Not counting the dozen or so that I've managed to befriend, I mean, I bet I could probably count on one hand the number of people here who know my name, anything even remotely personal about me, and take the time to think about how it might be for me to look for their friends and loved ones whenever they go missing.

Sometimes, I want to wait until there is some major city-wide tragedy then tell everyone who asks to just look for people themselves and leave me alone. I won't, because it would be horrible of me to do, but I really want to.

And feel free to ignore this. I guess I'm just feeling a little sorry for myself or something. Stupid insomnia.

[ooc: totally unfiltered]

Now that everything is sorted out with the other doctors, and we're on our way to getting the clinic back up and running properly, I'm going to use up all that vacation time I've been saving up for the past...two years practically?

I'm taking June off. The whole month. I need a break and I think Bo's going to forget what I look like if I keep this up.

So, just under two weeks more work, and then I'm taking an actual vacation. Shocking, I know, but it should be good.

Oh, that was glorious. I do love being able to leave and go for a proper ramble. And making a friend was even better - though I hesitate to call her that. A cousin of sorts, perhaps. But I think she was as glad to see me as I was to see her, and our time together was wonderful. I think I'll go back in a few days and see if she wants to go further this time.

[There is the definite sound of someone moving, branches cracking, and fast, panicked breathing.]

Help! Mayday, mayday!

[Parker's voice is a harsh whisper; it's clear she's trying to be quiet and is clearly afraid. There is a low tone of a man's voice, the words are garbled, then the sounds of more moving and branches snapping. There is silence for a few seconds, then some muffled 'shoo, shoo' sounds, before Parker's all but shrieking into the PDA in an obvious panic.]

There's a man... I mean a horse... IT'S A HORSE-MAN IN THE PARK AND IT'S TALKING TO ME AND WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! HEEEEEEELLLP!

[OOC: Yep, that's right. There's centaurs in the park. And the forest, but at least one of them wandered into the park somehow. And came across Parker. Because I am evil and it's all Ashe's fault anyway.]

thisis not englandm where am i what is thisdevice

It could be worse.

Piper, I borrowed some of your clothes.

I've got to agree with the guy listing the days. This is getting old really, really quickly. Actually, it was old after the first hour of freaking out.

There should be three people in this city that can suddenly travel, teleport, what teleport in orbs of twinkling blue and white light. If that's coming with the sudden need to help people, put them on the right path, - and for two of you? - vanquish demons (Just the evil ones. And sometimes the neutral on Good and Neutral need not apply)? That means your new powers belong to me and my family. Two of you? Have magic. Now there's a third new witch, who can blow things up and freeze them. But you don't orb, so that's one less thing to fre worry about. If you fit all three of those categories. Answer here because I'd really like to know who has what and the Book. Shut up, Chris. I was getting to that. Stop hovering over my shoulders! Don't you have work or a Peter to do? Now look what you made me.

Then ask three of you for a favor. Nothing really big or life-changing just for you to cast a spell that could find

[Peter]

I'm sor I'm sorry about being a douche to you. Again. It was either I still can't believe that you This is

I love you. I'll be back home soon, I just needed to clear my head.

[Claire]

Thanks for not kicking my ass.

Or for not having an awkward chat with me by the lake about feelings. Again..

[Harry Dresden]

Thanks again for helping The Sisters with the spell.

[Vicki]

Hey.

[Mom]
You're the greatest.

Are you free on Friday?

[Dad]
It's sort of weird, since you showed up after I died and when I still had issues though apparently I still It's great that you're here dad. And I know that I don't have to say it but, thanks for ever

I was wondering if you wanted to come over on Friday and officially meet Peter. My boyfriend.

[Bo]

I should have listened to you better than I did. I'm still sorry for that.

[Aunt Paige]
You're officially my favorite aunt right now.

Well Damon, seems like this place didn't think that our "love" was meant to be. It's not you, it's ... actually, it's not me either, but it was fun while it lasted.

[Family Filter]

Guess who I have now. No, seriously guess.

Edited in a minute later: You won't be able to. So I'll tell you. Dream! As in Morpheus himself. Though I still don't like being forced into marri

Piper, Leo, who are the two of you married to now?

Not this again. I don't understand - wait. This doesn't look like the other side. Where am I? Can anyone read this? Peter? Walter? Astrid? Broyles?

Anyone?

Everyone one needs me, I'm off on a date with my vampire hunting husband. Who happens to be best friends with a vampire. I I actually managed to type that with a straight fa I'm sure you're all very jealous. My phone will be on silent so I'll check back with anyone when we're done. Try not to antagonise Merli Remus someone into hexing you. Siriu

Don't wait up.

[Lily E.]

Are you all right?

The more these things happen here the more I want to be back home.

Neal Caffrey!

I can't believe you got me a fake painting. You didn't really just steal that, did you?

The ring wins for now. I don't think I've ever met anyone or anything this stubborn.

[Halliwell Family]

Everyone all right?

( Filtered to Piper, Paige, and Leo )

Someone mind telling me how I Look, I don't care how I got here or why I'm here. I just know that whoever's responsible better send me back now before I need to.

[ooc: pretend this was posted yesterday]

I haven't been here very long so I don't know how many of you know about witches but I'm here to tell you that they exist. I would know because I am one. And yes, I'm a good witch. My name is Paige and I am creating this informative post to tell you about an option to keep the Toclafane out. For those of you who don't have your own or aren't safe at the clinic.

My sisters and I have these crystals. Two types. The first set of crystals act like a sort of alarm system. If anyone, or anything, tries to break into your apartment. You'll know and it should give you and whoever's with you enough time to call for help or get out of your apartment. The second set of crystals are basically a force field. You set them up around a room and whatever that tries to come in will be shocked with enough electricity to knock out a Toclafane or as many of them that are trying to get in. Unless, you know, they figure out that destroying one of the crystals destroys the protection field then you're screwed. You can leave the room, and go through the crystals, without being shocked but like I said you wouldn't be able to get back in unless you moved one of the crystals to the side. I know it isn't perfect but it's better than what it's an option.

If anyone is interested, just say so here and I'll have them in your hands before you know it. Right now we only have enough to protect one room in the apartment and it's pretty much first come, first serve. But I'm working on getting more.

I'm also volunteering me and my brother-in-law Leo before Piper does i for teleporting duties. Just give us a call and we'll be there in seconds. I know I'm going to

Edit: ( Filtered to Leo )

Right so, I was curious if someone could help us get to the clinic? I.. well I was injured pretty bad before I got here and though we washed out the wounds, I still need you know, medical assistance.

Not to mention those things are starting to get in here. So help would be appreciated.

Thanks.

I've been working on some crystals and I think that I found a way keep things out instead of using them to keep whatever we manage to trap in. It should be a simple enough spell to do over a bunch of crystals and hand them out. Not to mention this way we can make sure that no one accidentally electrocutes their pets. I even borrowe I'll pay for it later have a whole lot of Siderite crystals so people will know if something is breaking into their apartments and get themselves the hell out of it.

The only problem is electrical charge of the other sets of crystals. I don't know if it'll be enough to knock out the Toclafane.

If anyone has any ideas, I'd be completely open to them? Maybe a power of three spell to give them an extra punch?

So much for a moment of peace and quiet. Would someone mind explaining what I ended up in the middle of?

Whoever is responsible for these toclafane is going to pay dearly.

Has anyone seen I can’t sense him? Why can’t I sense him He’s not He can’t be If he’s dead, I’m going to find a spell in the Book to bring him back just so I can kick his I Oh, God

Stupid PDA. Work!

[Prue] [Piper] [Piper] [Peter] [Pi [Prue]
I can’t sense Chris anymore. I don't Pip I'm going to see if I can get one of those guns and go looking for him. Because if he's out the I'll be there and back before you know it.

Will someone please tell me what is going on?

Where in the name of Merlin's saggy left--

WHhat the--?
hELLS bELLS

[ooc: harry's pda may malfunction off and on, as he is busy zapping mini!Deathstars, and his version of magic tends to mess up technology like whoa.]

I want to know where each of you are, right now.

So either I'm needed for something really important here or someone is looking for the quickest way to an ass-kicking.

Whatever it is, I'd appreciate it if someone could actually explain to me what's going on here instead of avoiding everything I why does it say that it's Piper is going to strangle me for leaving the boys alone. You know, if she's not dead by the, that way I cam make with one of those options and then get myself the hell out of here.

[ooc: chances are, I will not tag back tonight. Sorry. I am crazy exhausted but I just wanted to get her here and up before the plot :-D]