( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Sometimes it's easy to forget this is a real city.

Then a douchebag picks a fight in a bar and I remember.

I miss the days when a marine tag would be enough to make a guy second guess that sort of stupidity.

( Tasha )
You back yet?

Tags: canton everett delaware iii, clint barton, darcy lewis, loki laufeyson, natasha romanoff (mcu), peter parker, spike, tony stark

Aug. 29th, 2012

I had the strangest dream. And you were there. And you. And Natasha was evil. And Loki was weird. And Professor X was hot. And I was a girl. And apparently I slept with Barton. Not during the dream, I don't think. Just. At some point. Fucking hangover-induced fever dreams. Although I don't feel that hungover.

...wait, why is there a curling iron in my bathroom? And whose lacy underwear are ---

Tags: charles xavier, clint barton, darcy lewis, erik lehnsherr, loki laufeyson, peter parker, raven xavier, tony stark

Jul. 18th, 2012

Just when I thought this place couldn't get any weirder, I learn not to think.

Tags: percy jackson, peter parker, remus lupin, tony stark

Jul. 10th, 2012

Thank God that honesty bullshit is over. Compulsive honesty may be even worse than an evil demon making us sing our feelings. And I was getting tired of pretending not to be here.

That said, I'm proposing a blanket ban on discussing any information I may have revealed under the influence of truth serum. Especially if that information is particularly earth-shattering. Maybe if we pretend it never happend long enough, we'll start to believe it ourselves. Could happen, right?

What'd I miss? Feel free to lie, because you can do that now.

Tags: adam young, darcy lewis, enigma, irene adler, loki laufeyson, peter parker, tony stark, willow rosenberg

Jul. 9th, 2012

onthespectrum

I need a job. I should probably go to school here so I can find replacement friends. And also finish my degree. Or maybe my friends already here, but I can only find them by going to classes. But if the school has tuition, I will need a way to pay for it.

I have experience as a fry cook working at my dad's falafel restaurant and at my school's cafeteria making chicken fingers. This would also be good if anyone needed me to be a crime boss in a mafia movie.

I have also worked as a filmmaker, mostly web shorts and documentaries. And an actor, mostly in extended fast-paced escapades. Best known for my Don Draper, but my Han Solo has picked up some traction recently. And a news anchor, on closed circuit local access television. And an editor, mostly the TV Tropes website. Not paid.

I also have some experience as Batman.

Tags: abed nadir, damian wayne, enigma, jonathan crane, peter parker

~~Fuck~~ ~~Fucking fuck~~ ~~Damn it~~

Nat's gone.

Like...her stuff's gone. And her name's not on the stupid nameplate by the door. And her phone's disconnected. So...yeah. She's gone. ~~And I'm alone again.~~ ~~I can't~~ ~~I can't fucking deal with this right now~~

Thought you folks would want to know.

Tags: canton everett delaware iii, clint barton, darcy lewis, loki laufeyson, peter parker, roy harper, tony stark

Jul. 8th, 2012

_enigma

I am so incredibly bored it is not even funny. My Sudoku books are finished, the crosswords are done and there's not anything decent in this city to steal.

Please someone come and talk to me before I find out if you can really burn a hundred and fifty calories banging your head against the wall...

What costs nothing
but is worth everything,
weighs nothing, but can last a lifetime,
that one person can't own,
but two or more can share?

Tags: enigma, katniss everdeen, loki laufeyson, matt murdock, peter parker

Jul. 5th, 2012

accidental voice post.

Okay. Alright. You, Peter Parker, are a strong, uh, smooth individual. More the former than the latter. But that's more a stance on physicality than anything else. So, that probably doesn't count. Alright, I'm just gonna start over. [ the sound of his voice sounds somewhat hollow, and it's implicated this speech is happening in a bathroom ] You, Peter Parker, are a strong-willed ... yeah, that's good, strong-willed individual. You have a decent face and granted, you're a little bit twitchy, but you're a good guy. You can do this. You can admit to everyone that you're - No, you can't. Because you realized a long time ago that you don't need to out yourself to be well-liked. Even if you were kind of a douche and a half to everyone during that weird week, but that's in the past now, and this ...

This is going absolutely nowhere. You know, this would be a lot easier if you weren't talking to yourself in a mirror, Peter. And now I'm referring to myself by name.

Oh my God, was that on? Is this on? ...Motherf-

Tags: darcy lewis, jude harvelle, kitty pryde, loki laufeyson, peggy rogers, percy jackson, peter parker, steve rogers, tony stark

Jun. 13th, 2012

andintheendfear

...can someone please explain why I was just thrown out of a library.

Where the hell I am might also be acceptable, as I'm quite certain this isn't Gotham. ~~The Gotham City Library doesn't throw me out unless I'm trailing straw everywhere~~

Tags: barbara gordon, damian wayne, erik lehnsherr, jason todd, jonathan crane, molly suresh, peter parker

Jun. 7th, 2012

I've had a long day. Who wants to get drunk and play ten fingers?

Tags: bruce banner, clint barton, darcy lewis, loki laufeyson, peter parker, tony stark

Jun. 2nd, 2012

Okay. I'm going to go scrap scrounging tomorrow. I've got four projects lined up, and I could use some people to help me sort through this stuff and see what might be useful. Anyone with an engineering background and/or super strength is invited to come. Other applicants will be evaluated on a case by case basis. I built the first Iron Man armor in a cave, so this should be cake in comparison.

Cap, Thor, you guys are third on my list of priorities. (Congratulations, that's much higher than most people will ever be.) Mandatory technology orientation. This week or next week. First, someone's going to need to beg, borrow or steal me a larger monitor. I can't do a technology orientation on this laptop. Also, you'll both be getting new phones when I get around to making them. The name of the game, my friends, is shock absorption. Making Thor's withstand lightning is going to be interesting. But if we play it right, I guess you might never have to plug it in to charge it. And obviously they'll have to be user-friendly, since you're both dinosaurs. And I say that fondly.

Actually, no. New holographic lab environment is number one, you guys are bumped to number four. But a number four that is very close to my heart. Fourth closest. But still close.

After that, we're watching 2001: A Space Odyssey. That's number five. Though I wouldn't call it a project, exactly. Well, I guess your ongoing cultural education is sort of a project. If not one that will respond to scrap metal.

Banner, I could use your help with something. Especially if you don't have a problem with larceny, but even if you do.

Tags: ashley magnus, barbara gordon, caprica six, clint barton, molly suresh, mycroft holmes, nikola tesla, parker, peter parker, rachel summers, sherlock holmes, sif, steve rogers, tony stark

fulltiltdiva

Accidental Voice Post.

[ vague exasperation as the sound of shimmering is heard over the PDA ]

How in the world do these Midgardians deal with clothing like this? There is absolutely no security anywhere. [ the sound of a zipper being fiddled with before a huff of frustration is followed by a jacket being tossed off and clattering against the PDA ]

Better. Not perfect but better.

[ pause ] I look so fragile.

Tags: darcy lewis, elena gilbert, jude harvelle, loki laufeyson, peter parker, sif, tony stark

May. 31st, 2012

Well, that was a real eye-opening experience.

I could still use a hand with a few things, but I'm feeling much better than yesterday. Sorry for the whole awkward public thing. If I could have filtered that shit, I would have.

( Bruce )

( Claire )

( Loki )

( OOC: Since Clint can't see right now, he's using voice recognition software that types what he says and reads back people's replies. )

Tags: bruce banner, canton everett delaware iii, claire winchester, clint barton, darcy lewis, loki laufeyson, peter parker, rachel summers, sif

May. 30th, 2012

( Semi-Accidental Voice Post )

( It's hard to tell at first what's going on. There's no speaking, just the sound of someone struggling to breathe evenly, and occasional quiet, pained sounds and wet coughs. When Clint finally manages to say something, it takes a few tries before he manages the words, and even then they're quiet and choked. He doesn't sound quite coherent. )

Talia? Natalia? Nat...I...please... Nat?

Tags: bruce banner, canton everett delaware iii, clint barton, darcy lewis, loki laufeyson, natasha romanoff (mcu), peter parker, roy harper, sherlock holmes, thor odinson, tony stark

horribledream

Voice Post

Get your hands off me!

[there's a sound of some metal clanking around and then something hits the ground]

Well at least that was a soft landing.

[Bucky sounds more than a bit confused as he mutters under his breath and gets up.]

Hello? Anyone in there? Great, I'm talking to tin cans.

Tags: bucky barnes (mcu), darcy lewis, loki laufeyson, natasha romanoff (mcu), peter parker, steve rogers

May. 28th, 2012

cosmicflame

( Kitty and most of the Mansion did it, so I don't want to be left out. )

Tags: peter parker, rachel summers

thefirstavenger

Excuse me? Could someone please tell me what's going on?

I've just about figured out this ~~doohickey~~ phone thing. It's not nearly as hard as that stuff Mr. Stark keeps pushing at me. I'm just really confused as to what's going on here. The suits of armor weren't exactly helpful, and the folks around here don't seem all that good at answering questions.

Speaking of...there was also this list of questions, so I figure I ought to answer them, even though they seem a little strange.

( Steve's Answers )

Tags: bruce banner, erik lehnsherr, esther drummond, hanna heller, jack harkness, loki laufeyson, marc spector, natasha romanoff (mcu), parker, peter parker, sif, steve rogers, tony stark

May. 26th, 2012

( Answers de Peter Parker )

Tags: loki laufeyson, percy jackson, peter parker, rachel summers, rose tyler, the master

May. 25th, 2012

humanmapquest

These always yield interesting results, that's for sure.

( My answers. )

Tags: james sirius potter, molly suresh, peter parker, the master

May. 22nd, 2012