Okay...another creepy hallucination. Great. Fun. Absolutely what I needed. What does this one represent? My inner torment over that library book I never took back?
( a pause )At least there's less yelling and throwing of things at my head...which is good. But still. Could totally do without the seeing weird things. Whatever trippy roofies Lydia put in the punch, she probably could have held back on those. Totally need to talk to her about
NOT DRUGGING HER FRIENDS. Not cool, Lydia. Not. Cool.
( another pause and then a sort of verbal equivalent of a flail )HOLY...JESUS CHRIST! That's...there's...those are some big suits of armor. Why am I hallucinating big suits of armor? At least the last one made sense...in an awful, awful sort of way.
( a pause ) Woah! Woah there. Back up. Just...back up...and...okay, totally the opposite of backing up. That is not...can you maybe not...just put me down, okay? This is not cool. At least buy me dinner first. I'm not that kind of girl. I'm not any kind of girl. Not that I'm implying that only girls...oh, thank god Lydia and Allison aren't here right now or they'd probably murder me...they aren't here, right? But could you put me down? Maybe.
( a thump )Jeez! I didn't mean to drop me!
( a pause ) Wait. I felt that. Which means this isn't a hallucination. There's actually suits of armor and...snow...and okay, I'm from
California. This is officially too cold. Why is there snow? Why are there suits of armor? Why is there...a smartphone? Okay, smartphones aren't actually creepy. But the rest of it...is this some creepy argent plot? Or a werewolf plot? Or a...I bet Matt did this. With his creepy Kanima controlling doom powers. Yeah, that's probably it.
( a pause )Or...oh god! Am I dead? Is this what being dead is? You wake up in a weird library with suits of armor and get tossed in the snow with a phone...
( another pause )...that's totally broadcasting.
( another pause )Hello? Hi...hello? Is...anyone there? I totally didn't mean that thing about werewolves earlier. Because obviously werewolves don't exist. I was just babbling. I do that. A lot. Kind of like now.
Can anyone tell me what's going on? Or...help me find a coat? Because it's really cold...