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Aug. 30th, 2011


[info]sheiscoming

The landens attempted to attack the Princes and me on our afternoon walk. They were not successful.

Residents of Building C: For the safety of everyone residing here, I am going to be shielding the building. In order to enter or exit once the shield is in place, you will need to be escorted through by one of the Princes. One of them will be available at all times.

Residents of Colligo: Should you wish to take advantage of the protection I can provide, there are quite a few empty apartments that you can make use of.

[Filtered to Charles]

Is your home adequately protected? I do not wish for another incident to happen.

Aug. 29th, 2011


[info]pad_foot

Next person to bloody breathe near my bike without permission is getting their arse bitten. And not in a good way. Unless they're into missing half a buttock.

Moony, Lucinda's living in the spare bedroom from now on. For her own safety.

Aug. 25th, 2011


[info]the_cleverest

It's more than a bit impractical to set protection spells on every single book in the library, but at the rate they're being destroyed I may just build wards on the front door to keep everyone out.

Alternately, I'll jinx the fingers off anyone I see who looks like they're even thinking about damaging a book. What I wouldn't give for a few Monstrous Books of Monsters right now...

Aug. 22nd, 2011


[info]pad_foot

The people at the coffee place were in a right grump today. Who can be that grumpy with that much free caffeine?

And I got in trouble for cutting people up at the lights. Which I only did a little bit, but still. I'm pretty sure that bloke's gonna cause an accident if he goes around blaring his horn like that. VERY irresponsible behaviour.

Aug. 18th, 2011


[info]dream_bigger

I've been here over a year now. I feel this requires celebrating. I said this before, I know, but given that I was eight years old when the actual anniversary happened, it's probably a good thing that I didn't drink all the vodka martinis in existence.

Pub tomorrow night, anyone?

Also, I built the most amazing house out of lego bricks this afternoon. And started work on lecture plans again. Responsible adult here.

Aug. 8th, 2011


[info]labyrinthine

I can reach the coffeemaker again! And I have the desire to drink coffee!

Regulus, thanks for the eight billion duplicated Legos. I'm totally keeping them; my models are going to be so much more colorful. And more awesome.

Aug. 7th, 2011


[info]sheiscoming

Alexandra? Phillip? Leland?

Aug. 5th, 2011


[info]dream_bigger

Hello?

Jul. 28th, 2011

[info]magicalsecrets

voice post

Mother?

Will?

Where am I?

[info]dream_bigger

where am i? this isnt my house atall

i found a puppy!!!

Jul. 5th, 2011


[info]arrogant_black

Probably a useless question but

Has anyone seen or spoken to Juno in the last hour? She's not answering her phone and her name isn't on

Has this latest fuck up going around finally extended to people we just know instead of those from our world? Please, someone tell me that's what it is because, I mean, I can't

Jul. 1st, 2011


[info]dream_bigger

Right, well, this is incredible amounts of shit. One pointless sleepless night, cheers for that. You nip back to your own flat to pick up a book and come back to find everyone vanished. Wonderful.

If someone can let Ariadne and Arthur and Mal know I'm fine, that would be lovely. Oh, and probably Cobb as well.

In the meantime, "fuck it, I'm going to the pub" is applicable.

[info]thedruidboy

Hello?

[info]future_seer

I’m sure that it’ll be quite a stretchunless; nevertheless, would anyone happen to know what’s happened to my entire family? I can’t seem to find them anywhere, by magical or physical means.

Is this happening to anyone else? Or I ca This isn’t If this is the demon of fear again, I am going to kill him. Set his remains on fire and then blow what is left up for petty satisfaction

[Sirius and Molly]
If you would. Ple I don’t care if they’re all suddenly invisible or they I just need - want to know if - that they’re still here

Thank you.

Jun. 16th, 2011


[info]pad_foot

No'one's seen a skinny little were twerp running around starkers, have they?

[Filtered to HP people]

Fuck I'm re Moony I've lost Remus. I didn't mean to. I do I don't know what happened. He just transformed and he said he wasn't going to last night but he did it the fuck anyway, and then he freaked out and fucked off and he hasn't come back and I'm really worried I don't I've been up all night and I can't find him anywhere.

Jun. 8th, 2011


[info]pad_foot

Filttered from Children

I don't
Fuck
Fuck
I Prongs, Moony, can you

I found Eames and Araidne in the park. I think that bitch fucking Glory woman got them. She Aria I couldn't Ariadne didn't make it. Eames was pretty really beaten up but I fixed him as best I could and I brought them both back to ours because I didn't know wh and I don't Can someone

I'm really sorry. i can't

[ooc: posted about twenty minutes after this]

Jun. 6th, 2011


[info]cantyouhearit

So. Those of you looking for Molly Suresh can stop now. The Doctor managed to locate her.

Or rather, managed to locate her body.

Jun. 3rd, 2011

[info]caring_hands

I died. I don't know where I am, but I suddenly don't feel dead anymore.

Can anyone help me?

May. 31st, 2011


[info]arrogant_black

Accidental Non-filtered Voice Post Unbeknownst to Regulus and Lily - just cut for length )

May. 30th, 2011

[info]inafivepoundbag

Bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I need to be doing all sorts of stuff right now but guess what? I'm still bored.

[Fail!Filter to Crowley]
Question! How can I not get old and wrinkly so Cas won't be alone and sad?

May. 28th, 2011

[info]goodatcharms

Regulus, when are you free today for that coffee?

May. 27th, 2011

[info]goodatcharms

FIltered against Sirius/Children

Sirius Black is the most selfish bastard in the whole of the universe. I swear to god if he shows his stupid, smug face any time soon I'm going to hex him into oblivion.

May. 25th, 2011


[info]pad_foot

I am quite sure there is something living under the bed. I can't see around all the cardigans and dictionaries, but I think I left a jam sandwich under there and now i can't find it. But I'm scared to look properly on my own because think of the dust and my hair, people, just THINK of it.

Maybe the fleas went rogue and have started a civilisation. I always knew life as a mere mortal was unsuited to my grandeur.

May. 13th, 2011


[info]pad_foot

Bike crash.

I've actually never been so depressed. Ever.

Although I might just be concussed. It's hard to tell.

[info]bornoffae

( Filtered from children )

I can't believe I'm doing this

So, I hear there's quite a few supernatural individuals in the city.

Would any of you be interested in occasional no-strings-attached sex?

I swear it's not as sketchy as it sounds. I'm a succubus and I sort of need the sex. And it's just safer with fae supernaturals than it is with humans.

I can promise it'll be worth your while.

Oh! No werewolves No, that just sounds species-ist But they get so territorial And it makes me miss Dyson No werewolves, please.

Kenzi )

May. 4th, 2011

[info]magicalsecrets

So I'm not bald, or from the future anymore. Pendragon has stopped trying to eat Archimedes. I don't really want to go exploring outside the city. My CD player broke, so I bought an iPod, but I'm having trouble getting the music in it...

[Gwaine]
I don't know if I mentioned before all the craziness happened. Arthur, Gwen, Morgana, and I seem to remember quite a bit more even though we haven't gone back to Camelot. I finally properly remember how we met and the pheasants now.

Apr. 27th, 2011

[info]magicalsecrets

Aw. I've missed you Colligo. Arthur, Gwen? Are you still here? Gwaine, Leon, Morgana?

Regulus! You weren't in the room. How am I supposed to hug you?

Apr. 26th, 2011


[info]dream_bigger

oh my god my head is full of ick

Somehow I doubt that I will be back to climb that tree today.

Apr. 25th, 2011


[info]arrogant_black

Someone want to fill me in? I haven't had this room for years I'm afraid to ask, what's the date?

Apr. 23rd, 2011


[info]dream_bigger

Voice Post

Hello?

[There is the sound of a small hand covering the mouthpiece of the phone, followed by muffled talking with... someone? several someones?]

[The next coherent thing is half-whispered and sounds slightly nervous] These paintings are talking to me and I don't know why... where am I?

[info]arrogant_black

Voice post

There's a playground on the roof! [Then the sound of much laughter followed by the sound of a boy jumping down from something, but not a high thing. Clearly the boys have escaped, again!]

Apr. 21st, 2011


[info]arrogant_black

Voice Post

Hellooooo?

Can other people hear this, too?

[info]pad_foot

Voice Post

[Two boys talking in hushed voices, before-]

No, Reg! You do it like... oh.

[Brief pause]

Hellooooo? Anyone there? We don't know where we are.

[To his brother] Is this working? Where's yours?

Apr. 19th, 2011


[info]arrogant_black

[Accidental voice post after Regulus knocks the PDA off his bed side table. Frantic rustling can be heard for a while before someone finally speaks]

What-
Fuck-
Where-

[More movement]

What filthy Order member would dare to kidnap me? REVEAL YOURSELF NOW!



[OOC: Reg has gone AU! He's now from a universe where he is an extreme purist fanatic who revels in his Death Eater status with a sick delight. Yeay! Have fun with him!]

Apr. 17th, 2011


[info]arrogant_black

I swear, if one more asshole whistles at me or tells me to smile because it will brighten his day, as if I'm some ornament in his life, I'm going to knock that piece of 'advice' right out of his mouth.

Is this a common thing men do?

Apr. 15th, 2011


[info]sacredvessel

Wizard. Hypothetically speaking, if I touch some dude's wand, will stuff shoot out the end?

[info]arrogant_black

Who has my wand? Juno I swear to Salazar if you turn that into Just because of my current condition

Shut up, stop laughing. Someone has my wand. Potter if you

Ariadne and Juno )

Did this really start with the building shaking last night?

[info]dream_bigger

Haven't we done this one already?

Apr. 14th, 2011


[info]labyrinthine

you guys its my birthday

and my cake has paidsley on it

i habe hte best boyfirends ever

arthur why si yoru tie under ym pilolw is that a presnedt?

why did you let eames byu me tequilaa?

[info]dream_bigger

Filtered to everyone who is not Ariadne or Arthur.

For those of you who did not know, which might be everyone, Ms. Ariadne Wood has a birthday today.

You may not party with her tonight, since she's going out to dinner with Arthur and myself, and is therefore off limits, but I was thinking that on Saturday, we could perhaps invade the Roadhouse and get spectacularly rat-arsed. Yes? Excellent. I will see you there.

Apr. 7th, 2011


[info]dream_bigger

Morpheus )

Ariadne, Arthur, Cobb & Mal )

Reg and Sirius )

Apr. 5th, 2011


[info]sacredvessel

Wizard. I feel like I got sat on by one of those hippogriff things you guys are always talking about.

Mr...uh... Aziraphale? I hope you're feeling more like yourself. And I hope I didn't do anything wrong while I had your mojo. Whatever you call it.

And thanks for the congratulations, everybody. I was feeling a lot better until this morning.

Now I feel like various parts of my anatomy are going to explode. Shut up, Sirius, I know you can probably guess which ones I'm talking about and we're just not going to go there.

Ouch. My boobs.

[info]dream_bigger

Oh, thank Christ for that.

Parker? Tesla? Thank you very much.

Private, for John Mitchell )

Apr. 4th, 2011


[info]pad_foot

I need to change/fix/whatever one of those glass-bulby things that go in the lights. 

It's bloody impossible.

I may resort to burning cardigans for light and warmth. But mostly for light.

Mar. 31st, 2011


[info]sacredvessel

Uh...Sam? Either I just peed my pants or THUNDERCATS ARE GO!

Mar. 29th, 2011

[info]inafivepoundbag

Question!

A friend of yours has a problem. A really big, bad problem that makes them do things they don't want to do, including hurting other people. You find out about that problem.

Do you:

A. Try to find a way to help them and support them and be there for them, only giving up if and when it's obvious they can't be helped.

or

B. Be terrible and mean and tell them not to talk to you or anyone you know ever again, then not bother telling any of their real friends about their problem so they can still get some help.

Definitely needing guidance here so if anyone has any experience in something like this, that'd be awesome.

[info]pad_foot

Okay, you adorable bunch of fools. Who fancies going out tonight? I am going to turn Tuesday night into the new Friday night. Or Saturday night. Or whatever night it is when people with real jobs do stuff.

Anyway, you lot need to stop talking about the days of the week. Why are you all so obsessed with it?

Someone come and entertain me before I break more bones. Or make more awful jokes.

Regulus )

Mar. 28th, 2011


[info]dream_bigger

Fucking hell, I need a drink.

Edit
Of beer.

Further Edit
Nothing else. No need to panic.

Yet another Edit
oh, what's the fucking point of this?


Fuck.

Mar. 26th, 2011


[info]labyrinthine

I never thought I'd be able to Dream without having to sleep. This is amazing. And the things I can build! If I thought it was pure creation before, that's nothing to what it is now.

Eames, where are you? I want to see your best Bela Lugosi.


[Arthur] )

Mar. 25th, 2011


[info]pad_foot

Turns out normal, non-magic bikes can only go so fast before they chuck you off. How is it that you muggles aren't always walking around with slings and black eyes?

Anyway, I'm going to need to borrow someone who can do a spot of healing. My wrist hurts like a bitch and I almost definitely heard a crack.... Cheers very much.

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