I have a few questions, and I hope it's alright to ask them here.
Is the date on this wireless telephone thing correct? Is it really 2011?
Where do I go to get my ration book? My wireless telephone says I have money in a bank account, which is very good because I don't have any food or clothes, other than my suit of armour.
I hate to ask, but could I borrow some clothes from someone until I get my ration book and money? I don't think the shopkeepers or bank clerks would appreciate my showing up in chainmail, but I have nothing else.