( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

We're doing this again? Could we not?

No offense to the blonde I've been paired to, but you're not my blonde.

Speaking of, Caroline, you've got Emma, right? What giant asshat did you get stuck with?

FAIL!FILTER TO DUKE CROCKER:

Don't suppose you'd be interested in exploring Colligo with me tomorrow? Thought I'd walk around, get a lay of the land, </s>try to forget about Nathan and his new WIFE and their TWINS</s> scope out the food. That sort of thing. It's not quite Haven, but maybe we could make a day of it.

Pretty much never wanting to do another one of these again, but I couldn't get it off my phone so here it is.

( Survey Says! )

As much as I love it at the Roadhouse, I was starting to feel just a little cooped up in here. It's nice to be able to actually go outside again. Even if the city's kind of a mess right now.

Also, the twins are either going to be really great soccer players or Rockettes. Or they could just be practicing their karate kicks.

I just saw the elf from Rudolph, harassing people in the park, asking them if they needed a dentist. Now that might have been the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

Not sure if this counts as the weirdest thing that happened to me. Is this where I go when Or if this is just another weird Haven thing like the mystery coma or the people in snow globes. Does anyone know how to get back? Or how I got here? Or maybe where this is? At this point, I'll take anything I can get.