( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

MMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttt!

I want to spar and you're the only one here who is decent (besides he who is not speaking to me because he's a BatAss). Come meet me somewhere!

I had a few minutes before I went out.

( Questions & Answers )

( Crane, if you don't answer this, I will find a way to make your life hell...like return home and tell dad you called him an idiot )

I am so incredibly bored it is not even funny. My Sudoku books are finished, the crosswords are done and there's not anything decent in this city to steal.

Please someone come and talk to me before I find out if you can really burn a hundred and fifty calories banging your head against the wall...

What costs nothing
but is worth everything,
weighs nothing, but can last a lifetime,
that one person can't own,
but two or more can share?

Now I know that strange things happen here all the time, but I think this takes the cake. Granted I still don't know Thor that well, but even I can tell that he's acting a little off. Or a lot off. He's been speaking a lot more eloquently the last week or so then he had been before and I highly doubt that he pulled a My Fair Lady us. That and the pattern of his heartbeat is different as well.

Great Googly Moogly, is this really it? I mean, really and truly this time? Because I've gotta say, this ... isn't exactly what I was expecting. Big White Gates, maybe. More pearly than white, but minor details. Although this is definitely more dusty than pearly. Much less gatey and more ... creepy library. You know what, maybe I just took a wrong turn somewhere. I mean, come on, there wasn't even a welcoming committee waiting in the wings. I think I at least earned that, right?

Looks like we're not in Kansas anymore, Peter.

Something is wrong. I woke up this morning and my sonar sense is off. Not only that, but everything is....brighter.

[Matt is currently experiencing all too familiar, if you're blind in a soap opera then you'll mysteriously get your sight back syndrome]

I'm a cripple. This is not funny. I've done the mortal thing more than enough for my sins, but turning me into a oversensed batboy is just pushing the punishment a bit too far.

This is unnerving. I can't hear half as much as usual. I fell asleep on the couch last night instead of my sensory deprivation tank and had a completely uninterrupted night's sleep where before I would have been woken up continuously from all the noises outside. And despite knowing my street pretty well, I still almost walked into a fire hydrant earlier. I hope this doesn't last too long.

[Matt sounds almost amused]

I have to say, zombies are a new one. Not exactly the same as beating up bad guys. After all, Bullseye never tried to bite me. I'll admit, one almost got the drop on me from behind.

Now that I've taken time to get used to Colligo it's time I got a job. There wouldn't be any positions for lawyers open that anyone knows about, would there?

[Slow and calculated footsteps can be heard as Matt moves across the floor in the library, feeling out his new surroundings. The sound of metal, as the Knights come alive, follows.]

Who's there?

[Matt gets no answer from the guards, but as they attempt to take hold of him the goes into defensive mode and the next thing the PDA picks up is the sound of Matt's cane hitting one of the Knights as he attempts to fight them off.]

Metal? Interesting. Tell me who you are.

[Matt may be an expert martial artist, but it's only a matter of time before the Knights succeed in shoving him out the door]

Has anyone told you that you're the worst kidnappers?