what the bloody hell/1111111 opening night1111111 bloody ever lasting ..There. Now I can yell at the lot of you better. OPENING BLOODY NIGHT!
MY BAND was JUST ABOUT TO OPEN FOR THE WEIRD SISTERS! THE BLOODY WEIRD FUCKING SISTERS! And WHAT happens? What the fucking shitting hell happens? I get SUCKED to some TOWN I've never even heard of.
Colligo!?
Bloody effing Latin Where the hell is Colligo supposed to be? Italy!? What the shitting hell!
Godric. And there's a family dinner this weekend. I don't care what dad says. Any woman who can kick Bellatrix Lestrange's arse is a woman to fear.
You lot can tell my Nana why her grandson couldn't make dinner. You can go right ahead and tell my mum too. And my aunt 'Mione. And my aunt Fleur. In fact, go right ahead and tell the lot of them.
And while you're at it tell my Great-Aunt Petunia. I'm sure she'll just
love my missing my celebration dinner. I bet she'd
love to hear about the effing knights as well.
Although they are ratherI hope you don't mind while I sit back and watch. Not that I sodding care if you do.
My manners. Almost forgot them. James Potter. At your service. Sorry about the bit of ranting
not really. Bloody fucking hell. Almost sat on MY GUITAR. MY GUITAR. DO YOU KNOW WH I do autographs. Even on the skin.