Anyone who never picked up their book out of the library when they showed up, I have it. All of them. Every single last one. And now that things aren't turning gold when I touch them anymore, I can even look through them. If I want. Which I mostly don't, for the record.
But! If I like you or you've been nice to me
and your name isn't Jim Sterling or maybe if you catch me in a
really good mood even if I don't like you or you've been mean to me, you can have your book if you want. If not, I'm keeping it. Or possibly selling it to the highest bidder. Because I like money, not books.
It's now or never, people! Speak up if you want it!