Strange library filled with books that are either blank or read like very strange biographies? Check.
Empty knight costumes with very poor communication skills and no concept of personal space? Check.
Two moons in the sky and people who keep telling me that I'm in some place I've never heard of before? Check.
As far as hoaxes go, I have to admit. I'm impressed. Not enough to buy whatever it is you're selling, but nice try.
Now do yourself a favor and send me back before I figure out some way to contact my dad.