( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Shame on you, Clinton Barton, for taking advantage of my younger self's naivety. So how many dads do I have here now? Tony is dad #1, because of that movie and now Clint is dad #2. Canton, does that make you my third dad? I think we should have a sitcom. In your face, My Two Dads!

Also, Jason is gone, but my new roomie looks like a scruffy version of Captain Steve.

Woah, talk about a time warp there. I barely remember anything at all, except for maybe I spoke too soon about what I am to somebody. But I want to let everyone know that I am fine and will be back at the pie shoppe tomorrow.

Private to Jensen
I sort of remember a little bit. I want to thank you for helping, uhhhhh little me? I don't remember what I did or anything, maybe you could refresh my memory a little bit?

I....I want to go home. I can't sleep without my mommy singing to me and cuddling with my teddy bear. And I'm alone in this room, its scary!

I think I see shadow people and other things, but its nothing too scary. Can someone please stay with me or something?

Wh......where am I? (pause).......Mommy? Daddy? Where are you? I'm scared.

(sounds of crying can be heard)

Hello? I'm so scared right now, I want my mommy.

(long pause)

I don't know where I orbed to but this isn't my house. Can someone please tell me where I'm at.




(ooc: meet young Melinda, she is just a little kid, back then she was adventurous always orbing anywhere. She has no idea where she is at and thinking she just orbed somewhere unfamiliar! ENJOY!)

Same bullshit from MONTHS ago, crazy library, craaazy locals, and crazystupid enchanted armor.

Ice-lance, ice lance, deep freeze, ice lance.

Booyah son. Put THAT in your mediocre purple smoke flare and inhale.

Cool!

( long! )

I may have gone overboard with my new origami pets. I'm afraid I don't have much room for the elephant any longer, so if you see a five foot, periwinkle coloured elephant walking around outside, don't be alarmed.

If anyone would like one I do have extra, the penguins are getting a little bit antsy in the freezer and the hedgehogs have taken up all the space in my shoes.

At first I thought this place was going to be a major drag. Turns out I got a roomie who's smoking hot AND has to share a bed with yours truly otherwise we get vomity, which is pretty kick ass.

If only Coug were here, I could win back that 5 bucks.