There is a moat full of lava around the house which wasn't there last night. Front, back and sides. And when I say moat, it's more like the house (and gardens) is on one of those 100-foot tall sea stacks. And the moat itself looks to be about 20-foot wide. And Escher and I nearly fell into it this morning when we went to go for our walk.
Pros
- Saving on heating.
- Amazingly good for getting rid of
the shit Arthur left behind that I don't want rubbish and the like.
Cons
- Stuck in the house.
- Stuck in the house with Cobb and Escher.
- Too hot for tea.
- Stuck in the house with Cobb and Escher who do not like each other at the best of times.
- There's a lava moat around the house.
- Lava. Moat.
- The trees at the bottom of the garden are NEVER going to be the same. Since they are more than a touch singed. Otherwise, I might have tried to come up with a way of getting out that used them. They're more than a bit charcoaly, though.
So, in summary, this is shit.