( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I'm bored.

Does anyone want to take the lead on fixing entertaining me?

At this point, I am very, very open to the unorthodox. If I was the godfather, this would be my daughter's wedding. Except that instead of granting favors, I'm open to terrible ideas.

Bugger.

Somebody better start talking. I wasn't finished with my shawarma yet and Barton gets cranky when I don't check in with him. He's not the kind of guy you want to make cranky, believe me. I have first hand experience here.

I got us a new pet. I expect you all to be very nice to him. His name is Q, though I've been thinking of changing it for him. He's British. He know computers. He's very skinny, won't take up much space at all. And I'll feed him. From the looks of him, he can't possibly eat much.

And before anyone starts complaining, I let Barton keep that gimpy cat, so I think it's only fair that I get one, too.

We'll probably need to find a place for him to sleep, though. JARVIS? Suggestions?

( Annie is clearly talking to herself )

And this is why I need to check to make sure we have butter noodles. So I don't have to go to the store late at night to get butter noodles. ( a slight huff of frustration ) At least my paper is done. I really wouldn't want to think about having to finish it after I got back from the store. No thank you.

( a pause )

Um...hi. What are you... ( a startled shriek ) OH MY GOD! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

( a pause and the sounds of a scuffle then something hitting a wall hard. )

Oh my god...did I just....

( more sounds of fighting, then a grunt and something disintegrating. )

Oh my god, I just killed a vampire...and kicked some ass doing it! Go me!

Hey Annie, I think we're out of noodles.

Also, I think I may have travelled back in time. The fall lineup on the DVR is all wrong and I just saw a promo for "Arrow."

Wow, is it 25 years ago already?

I don't remember learning that time was cyclical in any of my physics classes. Shouldn't have had to pay for those degrees.

You'll have to forgive me if I don't remember which of you were still around at this particular point in time. I'm much too important to keep track of this shit myself. Has Star Trek 12 come out yet?

Well, I was pretty productive this week. I went by the college and registered for classes. It was really very different than I'm used to. But I got some good classes, even though the semester already started and I didn't have any transcripts. They were really understanding.

Abed? Someone told me you were here. Are you still here? It would be really nice to see a familiar face.

( Annie sounds very confused )

What the... ( a pause ) Why am I... ( a little panicky ) Oh my god, I've been kidnapped and nobody's ever going to find me and... ( a startled shriek ) What the...why are there suits of armor moving around?

Troy? Abed? Is this another one of those things where you guys throw me into a weird situation and film it without telling me first? Because I told you, that's not actually cool.

Could you maybe just...I don't know...back up? You're starting to scare me a little and...oh my god...I'm going! I'm going!

( a pause )

Um...thanks for the... ( the library doors shut ) ...phone?

( another pause )

Oh. This is on.

Hello? Can anyone hear this?