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Apr. 3rd, 2013


[info]sonofahunter

voice post.

You know, the welcoming committee should learn to be more...welcoming. I really wanted to hang out in a library for about five hours before getting kicked out by giant statues. You should get working on that faceless collecting god. Or rather...Morgan Freeman. Well, it makes sense. With Batman and all. Hey, does this mean I can get a cool ride too?

I can be Batman. [ a laugh ] From what I read I would also like to put in a request while I'm here. No musicals. I don't sing.

Well to everyone here, I'm Dean Weston. I'd say I don't plan on staying here for long but I really doubt I have a choice in this. Might as well find a bar and settle down for now.

[info]datedafewlosers

Okay. I've got a couple questions.

Question one: Where the hell am I and how the hell did I get here?

Question two: I just got stabbed in the heart with a stake. I died. Does that still apply here or no?

[info]nevertooyoung

Well this place is as boring as it is ridiculous. Is there going to be a lynching if I ask when the fun is supposed to start?

[ooc: takes place a bit after this]

Apr. 2nd, 2013

[info]notdewyeyed

I guess Asaph really wants me to fill this thing out. Not sure why.

Adam's answers. )

Apr. 1st, 2013


[info]allisawwasevil

Filtered to Sam and Dean Winchester.

I'm sorry, boys. But it's looking like your mother got sent back home.

Mar. 25th, 2013


[info]goallbuffyonus

Well, at least I have a change of clothes this time. Definitely better than the first time I woke up in the morgue. Not that that's saying much. Also, no need to investigate what happened to me, in case anyone was going to do that. Mostly because it's me and no one should be surprised I wound up here when I had no idea who I was.

Dean, baby, come pick me up? I'd really like to come home now and not think you're some sketchy old guy running some religious cult. That would be awesome.

Lucifer, if you'd bring Meri home, I'd appreciate it. And no, I don't care if she wants to live with you. She doesn't get a vote. Thanks!

Mar. 17th, 2013


[info]bubbly_vamp

So, I finally figured out what this animal is that I apparently own. I wasn't sure what the hell it was at first, because it kind of looks like a kitten, but with weird ears and it walks on two legs so I thought it was some sort of alien creature, which is pretty ridiculous. Anyway, I was looking through the DVDs that are apparently mine and one of them has one of these creatures in it and they're called Mogwais. Apparently there are rules to owning one too. Why would I get a pet that's so high maintenance? Now what do I call it?

Feb. 14th, 2013


[info]goallbuffyonus

Wow. Valentine's already? Time flies.

Right. My kids. Front and center. I want to know where you are. Alternatively, if you have one of my kids, letting me know would be good too.

Dean, baby, let's chat up our fake spouses and see if we can work out a meet-up on Friday night. <3

Everyone else? If you aren't sure what's going on, or what the "rules" usually are for this particular trick Asaph has up his sleeve, feel free to ask and I'll do what I can to explain.

[info]allisawwasevil

No. No. This is the last bullshit thing that this place is putting me through.

I could tolerate all of the surprises and the changes, and even if I didn't fucking like them, I could cope, but tethering me to some pre-pubescent blonde who isn't my in some fucked up game of house is just going too damn far.

[info]ihavefinesse

PUTTING MY MONEY IN A JOINT ACCOUNT IS NOT COOL, MORGAN FREEMAN!

Putting me with some guy I don't even know and some tiny human isn't cool, either! I don't know anything about taking care of tiny humans!

[info]spiceandsugar

For the record, this sucks.

[info]dontbearacist

Right. This again. I don't remember going to bed with a woman last night, as I'm pretty sure I would if I did. I also seem to have a wedding ring on my finger. Again, unless I was really drunk last night, which is kind of hard for me to do because you know, demon over here, I'd remember getting married. So, it would appear that Freeman doesn't want me to be lonely for Valentine's Day, and decided to give me a new spouse. She's very pretty, and she seems really nice, but no offense to her or anything, not quite my type, there, Freeman. But I guess I appreciate the gesture.

Feb. 6th, 2013


[info]righteousman

( filtered from kids )

Oh look. This again.

You could almost set your watch by it.

Hey, Lizzy. Want to take the kids to the park for a little while?

Jan. 21st, 2013


[info]becauseihaveto

fail!filter to Dean Winchester

I try very hard to do the right thing. I don't feed from good people and I never feed from non-locals. I don't make them suffer and I always kill them when I'm done. I help people when I can. Yes, I need blood to live but I don't think that makes me bad and I think there are other people here who would say the same thing about me. So I'm going to give you a little bit of advice because of what just happened to me when I went feeding tonight.

Do something about your father before someone else does.

[info]allisawwasevil

Fail!Filtered to Sam Winchester.

We've got to do something. I love your brother, but he's shitting himself if he thinks that I'm just going to sit here and do absolutely nothing about all of this shit. We've gotta start somewhere, and after a nice long talk with Adam, I think I know exactly where.

So, what do you know about containing angels?

Jan. 15th, 2013


[info]goallbuffyonus

Filtered to the Winchesters, Adam Milligan, and anyone who lives with Dean and Claire. )

Filtered to Gabriel )

Filtered to Ruby )

[info]allisawwasevil

Voice Post.

[ long silence after the doors are shut behind him, absolutely no scuffle or objections to the knights' insistence that he leave ]

Not exactly what I imagined Heaven would look like, but I suppose it's still better than the alternative.

Jan. 13th, 2013

[info]gradeafreak

Right. So. Hi. I'm Sam, and I have no idea what is going on.

Any chance someone out there could offer up an explanation?

Dec. 28th, 2012


[info]goallbuffyonus

Well, that was fun in a way that really, really wasn't. So. What did I miss?

Oh! Doctor. I have something for you. It's a little dusty, after all of this time, but it should still work. Better late than never, right?

Dec. 26th, 2012

[info]ex_itsineffa860

There's a bit of a problem.

It would appear Claire is...well...gone.

Dec. 17th, 2012


[info]goallbuffyonus

Okay, so, quick question. Did someone who looks like me or one of my psycho alternate selves show up and I just somehow missed the memo? Anybody know? Or did locals start looking like us, maybe? Because I'm pretty sure I just saw someone who could pass as my twin, across the street from my store.

Or, you know, I could just be losing my mind. I guess that's also a possibility. 'Tis the season, after all.

Dec. 12th, 2012


[info]goallbuffyonus

Filtered to Friends and Family

[ooc: if your character thinks they might be included in claire's very general filter, they probably are]

Right, so December is a pretty busy month for us, what with all three kids having birthdays as well as Christmas. And considering it's Colligo, we pretty much know the idea of celebrating the holidays on the actual date in question is just plain dumb. It never works out.

So. Here's the plan.

Click to see the party dates. )

We're going to be having Christmas dinner, and presents, on Christmas Eve. Just in case. If anyone wants to stop by, we can definitely set something up. Or come visit you, if you really want to brave the kids running around your place.

Filtered to Lucifer )

Dec. 2nd, 2012


[info]evilbitch

All right, hotshot. That makes us even. You come after me like that again, I'm not playing as nice next time.

Nov. 28th, 2012


[info]awingandaprayer

Accidental Voice Post

( a clash as Cas knocks some of the armor around in his haste to get out of the library ) This isn't remotely humorous. Where is Dean Winchester? I don't understand the purpose of this device. I have an urgent matter to ---

( doors slamming shut, Castiel getting shoved out onto the concrete and knocking on the door forcefully for several minutes before giving up the ghost on that one. )


Hello? ( a long pause, as Castiel looks around the city center. )


Dean?

Sam?

Nov. 2nd, 2012


[info]bornhumantoo

Voice Post.

So, someone gave me a rundown of the basics. Just figuring it might not hurt to check in with the assembled parties. This isn't exactly what I had in mind for a vacation. [ mild laughter ] Granted, this isn't exactly where I expected to be come today, either, but what are you going to do?

Name's Benny. And it looks like I'm going to have to find a job.

Oct. 21st, 2012


[info]wantedthedevil

So. That was interesting. I would much rather not do it again. Either of it. The dying or the memory wipe. Hear that, Uncle? Please and thank you.

[ Filtered to Dean & Claire Winchester ]
By which I mean, of course, please, don't kill me. It's not like Uncle is going to let me stay dead, and Mother wasn't very keen on the idea when I suggested it to her. So I would rather not have to play yo-yo limbo.

Oct. 20th, 2012

[info]spiceandsugar

Dying is stupid and that room I waited in was stupid and Asaph is stupid and the guards are stupid and the library is stupid and Lucifer is a big, mean stupidhead with a dumb face and it's cold and that's stupid and the locals that keep trying to take me to the police are stupid and the police are stupid and this whole thing was just so stupid and daddy, will you come get me now? I really want pie.

Oh! And I beat Left 4 Dead 2 about four times. Miss Emmy helped me once though. I guess that wasn't so stupid.

But I still really want pie.

[info]goallbuffyonus

Right. So, that was certainly something. Definitely don't want to go through that again.

And now, on a more personal note, Jack and Gabi are in their beds. Meri, on the other hand, is not. Dean, baby, where is our daughter? Please tell me she's, I don't know, asleep in the Impala or something.

Or, you know, if anyone else has seen her and could tell me where she is, that would be great too. Because I know that she wasn't the one that people were talking about being killed, because she's my child and that's just not even

Seriously. Someone tell me she's around. Please. Lie if you have to.

Oct. 19th, 2012


[info]righteousman

Never know what you'll find when you're out for a walk.

For example, I was out this evening, and I stumbled across Lucifer. And he was all dead.

Looked like he'd been mauled by a mountain lion. That then decapitated him. Gotta love those decapitating mountain lions.

Just sorry something beat me to it.

So, who wants a burger? I could go for a burger.

Oct. 15th, 2012


[info]ilostmyshoe

OTA

This isn't real.

I did not just get thrown out of a library by armoured suits.

Where am I?

At least it isn't the cage.

Dean?

Oct. 11th, 2012

[info]notdewyeyed

This

I don't

I can't

What the fu

Hello?

Oct. 3rd, 2012

[info]ex_amazonian45

I don't know who was stupid enough to kidnap me, but you're going to regret it.

Sep. 23rd, 2012


[info]goallbuffyonus

Well. Hello again, 2012. It's been a while.

Sep. 14th, 2012


[info]powerdealing

Anyone know of somewhere cheap I can rent for a workspace?

Sep. 3rd, 2012

[info]morallygrey

Filtered Away from Children

I hope my grandchildren never become that. I would hope that future that those versions came from is only one of many potential futures that will not actually happen. They, along with the other children who were affected by this recent experiment, deserve to have happy futures and not ones where most of their loved ones have been murdered. They're already growing up in a place where strange things happen all the time, but becoming hardened and filled with thoughts of revenge is not what they should grow up to be. I did my best to protect my daughter from the bad guys when she was growing up and I'll be damned I'm going to let something threaten Meri and Jack's future.

[Filtered to Claire and Dean Winchester]
Meri asked me why the two of you have been looking at her and Jack strangely. I assume you don't want them to know what happened over the last two weeks, so I simply told her that I'm sure it's nothing and that you probably can't believe how quickly they're growing up.

Aug. 31st, 2012


[info]wantedthedevil

Okay. Not that there have ever been a lack of people attempting to kill me, I would rather it not actually happen again.

[ filtered to Dean Winchester ]
I guess that magical growth spurt wasn't quite so happy this time around, eh?

Aug. 27th, 2012


[info]fulltiltdiva

filtered to Dean and Claire Winchester.

It seems at some point in the future, I made a rather grave error in judgment. The question is now...should I attempt to apologize or merely strive to not repeat the mistake made by my other self? I thought it might be best to ask before making any attempts.

You may be less likely to murder me now that I am no longer as clueless as I was.

Jul. 29th, 2012


[info]andintheendfear

Does anyone know anything about Claire Winchester and her blood?

Jul. 12th, 2012


[info]righteousman

( Filtered from kids...and Claire's dad )

Why not.

Dean's answers )

May. 26th, 2012


[info]evilbitch

Okay, enough foreplay with the local meatsuits. They're even less useful than the ones I normally deal with. So let's see if this yields better results.

Where am I, how did I get here, and who am I supposed to not kill for taking me out of Crowley's clutches bringing me here?

May. 12th, 2012


[info]timeaftertime

Excuse me, but I was wondering, where do children stay here when they're alone? It's just I've been here a few days now and I haven't found a way home yet.

May. 2nd, 2012


[info]mother_hunter

Accidental Voice Post

Mommy? Daddy?

[There's the sound of rustling as Mary gets out of bed]

This isn't my room....where's Teddy?

[Mary's voice gets louder and it is obvious that she is becoming distressed.]

MOMMY?!

DADDY?!

Where am I?

[OOC: Mary Winchester, age 6]

Apr. 30th, 2012

[info]humanmapquest

Okay. My OCD can't take it anymore. In order to preserve my own sanity, I'm going to try figuring out how to maintain my list this way.

Is there anyone in this city that hasn't been affected in some way, shape, or form?

And if you have, if you know how you've been affected and could respond, that would be helpful too.

Apr. 29th, 2012


[info]righteousman

That time of year again?

Good to know.

Apr. 28th, 2012

[info]ex_amazonian45

Right. So. That was awkward interesting. Have to love a being that sticks you with two childhoods to deal with. And yet, combined, they still don't even equal an entire week.

Filtered to Dean & Claire )

Apr. 22nd, 2012


[info]wedoitmyway

I'm about to get my ass banished me to hell by Lilith one minute, and the next I'm here, in some apartment, with some whiny little brat who's demanding to know what I did with his mommy?

What the actual fuck is this?

[info]ex_amazonian45

Accidental Voice Post

[There is the sound of shuffling around then a gasp of breath before a very young sounding voice calls out, hesitantly.]

Mommy? Where are you? What's this place? Hello? Mommy?

[There's some more shuffling then the voice - a bit muffled due to the distance from the PDA - begins to grow louder and much more frantic sounding. There's some banging, then pounding, then the sound of wood starting to splinter.]

MOMMY! HELP! SOMEBODY'S GOT ME IN A ROOM AND THE DOOR'S TOO BIG AND I CAN'T GET OUT! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!

[Suddenly, there's a creaking of a door opening and the screaming stops. For a moment, there's nothing but silence, then another voice - this one slightly older - speaks.]

Who're you? [a pause and, before the younger girl can answer, the older one suddenly yells]

MOMMY! DADDY! YOU BOTH PROMISED THERE WON'T BE NO MORE LITTLE GIRL BABIES HERE AND THERE'S ONE RIGHT NOW!

[There's footsteps echoing quickly down the hallway, growing closer, and the screaming stops abruptly at the sound of Claire's sharp tone, still thick with sleep.]

Meredith Noa Winchester, what in the world are you doing? Do you have any idea what time it is? So help me, get your- [a pause and a gasp] Holy... honey? Um... honey, it's okay. Don't cry. What's your name? Are you okay?

[There's a soft sniffle then the younger girl speaks]

My name's Emma and I want my mommy! [more sniffling]

[A long pause follows before Claire suddenly exhales sharply. At first, she's merely muttering.] Oh, for the love of Emmy... [Her voice gets louder, definitely no longer half-asleep.]

Dean! Get in here! NOW! We have a problem...

Apr. 21st, 2012


[info]righteousman

Filtered to Adam Young )

Filtered to Claire )

Filtered to Emma )

Apr. 20th, 2012


[info]righteousman

( Text Messages to Castiel )

Castiel: You have new messages )

Apr. 9th, 2012


[info]stmichael

This is...entirely unamusing.

I 'woke up' next to Dean Winchester. As a woman.

Why am I unable to hear anything? I have been in other vessels before and have never had this issue.

Lucifer? Gabriel? Castiel?

Apparently I am actually going to have to message you, which is most annoying.

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