( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

You mortals and "gods" are so adorable in your squabbles.

But could you maybe quiet it down a bit? Honestly, it's nearly impossible to hear myself think with you lot going on.

And yes, I saw the bloody questions. No, I'm not answering them. Some of us can think of things to say without following a script.

( Filtered to Anthony J. Crowley )

Paging the Archangel Gabriel! Yo, Gabe! I need you to answer something for me, please and thank you.

What's the deal with you angels and coats? Seriously. Are you guys really cold or something? Because I've been watching some of these videos from that reality you guys are from and all of you have some kind of coat on. Or jacket. Or something. It's like a very terrible fashion trend that only the members of your family are in on and I really don't get it.

And yep, this is public. Mostly because it would've wound up public anyway. I'm on to your tricks, Morgan Freeman.

Well, this is certainly one way of passing the time.

( Lucifer's Answers )

This place again. And rendered no less quaint by repeat visits. At least the company this time is far more interesting.

Elaine, dear, I have said it once and I will say it again. I do hope you appreciate all I do for you.

Well, that was certainly interesting. It isn't often I find myself affected by such things, and I actually rather enjoyed it.

Hanna, your company was delightful. I would apologise for assuming you were my daughter, but I do not actually regret it.

As for this fascinating little display, Asaph, the change is certainly an intriguing one.

You're welcome.

I believe I have learned how to operate this machine, now. I hope I'm doing it correctly.

My name is Hanna. I am new. I have received my money, learned my way around the city, and familiarized myself with the strange, new things found here.

Will someone please tell me what it is I'm meant to do next? I am not accustomed to being without a purpose and find it very unsettling.

And after much transmutation of matter work, I have my bar back.

Lux is now open for those who want to come by.

Or if you don't, I can drink alone with my piano. Also acceptable.

Oh, this place again. How quaint. And most of those I found of interest are no longer present. Such a pity.

The things I do for you, Elaine. I do hope you're grateful.

( Filtered to Lucifer and Michael; wholly and entirely unhackable )

SIRIUS YOUR HAIR IS PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Can I have pink hair too?



Mordred do you want to come trick-or-treating with me and my mommy tomorrow?

Well, isn't this cozy?

Lucifer!


I had gummy bears and I ate all but the clear ones. I saved them for you!

Elaine, I'm afraid the kettle called. It says you're calling it black?

Only replace kettle with antichrist and black with meddlesome.

Really, my dear girl? Really?

So this is what all the fuss was about?

I find myself terribly underwhelmed.