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Apr. 1st, 2013


[info]fmapipsqueak

Sure why not? )

Mar. 15th, 2013

[info]quantumkid

Accidental Voice Post

[The PDA cuts on to the sound of rustling papers before a very young girl's voice begins to sing softly to herself.]

p equals x minus one
over px
miiiiinus one
if each coefficient is an integer
when p's not divisible by x

[a pause; the girl speaks, once again to herself]

Oh. Wait. That's a double negative, which means [she trails off; there's the sound of scribbling before she begins muttering yet again] there. That's better. [another pause] Huh. I wonder if I can sneak some more paper from that room 'for the people come back. [yet another pause] Guess I'm just gonna have to try it cause I'm all out.

[OOC: So. Zoe woke up in the Sanctuary and immediately hid from all of the scary, scary adults she doesn't know and has mostly been sneaking food and other things, and sleeping in empty rooms. This is the first time her PDA has been on. Honestly, she's forgotten all about it and has just been carrying it around in her pocket. In other words? Jessy totally didn't get the chance to post in an appropriate amount of time with a young child but, fortunately, Zoe is the sort of kid who can manage on her own, feasibly, for this long, in a place as big as where she lives. So... yeah. We're going with that. :)]

Feb. 26th, 2013


[info]outcomefive

[ accidental voice post ]

[ There’s a bit of an awkward silence for the longest time since Aaron is just simply sitting up in the bed he woke up in next to the person he woke up, there’s a little shuffling around but mostly it’s just him breathing and sort of dazed. ]

Well, well...this is a pleasant surprise. Steph? Hey, Stephhhhhhh...rise 'n shine.

( There’s some mumbling as Steph shifts in the bed, and a low, displeased noise, before she finally speaks, sounding half-asleep and not especially coherent )

Mrrph...go 'way. Too early for your...sciencing or whatever... ( a pause ) Five...hundred more minutes, 'kay?

[ Aaron laughs a bit and lays down in bed, propping his head on his hand as he watches her for a moment before reaching over and slightly patting her cheek. ]

I’m not the sciencing type, Steph. [ Another pause and she’s still not moving before he reaches over and ruffles her hair a bit. ] Steph, Jesus Christ get up you lazy ass.

( There's a confused noise, then Steph seems to realize that she’s not in bed with Sherlock, and she sits up with a startled sound that turns into a surprised gasp )

You...are so not Sherlock. This is such a step up. You have no idea. ( pause ) Wait...you’re not Clint...you’re not nearly sleeveless enough...but you know me...so...( a pause ) OH MY GOD...did you finally settle your tragic divorce from Barbie, Ken doll?

[ Aaron’s always a step up from Sherlock. (Sorry Sherlock). Aaron nearly rolls off the bed with a loud laugh. ]

Last time I checked I wasn’t Sherlock...might’ve had a cover with the name Sherlock once. But that’s because I was bored. [ He laughs. ] Barbie was a bitch. She took everything, all I got to keep was my clothes. [ A pause. ] So...did you club me over the head and bring me to your bed? You could’ve just asked Steph.

( Steph laughs, clearly more awake now and delighted with the new bed partner. Sorry, Sherlock, but she's really happy not to have to worry about severed heads in the fridge and stuff. Also, Aaron’s prettier. When she speaks, it's with mock indignation )

That bitch. ( a laugh ) Well, she may have gotten the car and the dreamhouse, but at least you got to keep your dignity...and your collection of various pairs of brightly colored boardshorts. ( a pause ) Though...now that I think about it, those might be mutually exclusive... ( another pause ) Actually, Asaph brought you back...you know...because reasons. And you showed up in the middle of a thing that was happening. ( another pause as she holds up her hand to show off the ring ) Congratulations, we're fake married.

[ Aaron is way prettier than Sherlock, thank you very much. He stifles another laugh against the palm of his hand because this way too amusing even for him. ] We don’t talk about the collection of brightly colored boardshorts. I’m not particularly proud of them. They’re...flowery. Most of them are pink I think.

[ A pause. ] I woke up in the middle of a thing that...fake marries people? Are we fake dog owners too? Do we have fake hedges?

more under cut )

Feb. 25th, 2013


[info]theposterboy

[ accidental voice post ]

[ Cue Hal's much more panicked breathing because he just woke up in a strange bed next to...someone that wasn't a pillow he may have tossed around at some point during the night or Alex staring at him because, well, she is quite odd and doesn't have much to do seeing as she's a ghost but this is not Honolulu Heights. This is not his room. ]

I've gone mad. It's the only cle--is he breathing? [ His panic has clearly deterred him from anything else there's more rustling and he checks on...the other man. Who is alive. And not dead, which he assumes is good at this point.

Then Hal's out of bed and moving towards the door with a loud slam.
] This must be someone's idea of a sick joke. This is Alex's idea of a sick joke. [ A pause. ] Why am I wearing a wedding ring?

Dec. 30th, 2012

[info]quantumkid

So I think I figured out how fast the Weeping Angels move.

If you take the speed of the average human blink, which is about 300 to 400 milliseconds, and then you work in how much distance they cover in that time, which I sort of guessed at cause of all the people talking about how fast they move in the voice posts and stuff, then you put it together and do a bunch of stuff I won't explain cause most folks won't really know what I'm saying, you can figure out how fast you gotta be to get away before they can get to you but still be able to blink while doing it!



See? I think that's right. And cause not everybody knows math, that just means that you got to move about 15 feet per millisecond if you want to stay ahead of them and still blink regular. You can just double that, if you blink slower, and even double it again if you blink even slower than that!

Now I'm gonna figure out how much voltage it's gonna take to make the Daleks' shields come down for good.

[ooc: as always, zoe is a math genius. i? am not. ergo, we are pretending that the equation i just randomly picked and used, does all the crap she says it will. yay suspension of disbelief! ♥]

Dec. 17th, 2012


[info]changetherules

Distant planet, jumbled timelines, inexplicable experiments, and complete separation from customary resources. How terribly inconvenient. I gather from the tacky decorations and frivolity that it's Christmas time. Not particularly happy or merry. I do wonder if that introductory overview is current on the point of Nikola Tesla's presence here. Could anyone confirm that, preferably the man himself if he's here?

I'm Helena. If you're inclined to informality, I'll answer to H.G., and if you'd rather be formal or well-mannered, Ms Wells.

Dec. 12th, 2012


[info]thephonebox

Hello, hello hello you bright and beautiful new world! Look at you, being all here and meshed together and getting along and friendly. It's good to be here! It's just -- errrr I don't even have the words. I'm thrilled. Nice to meet you all. I--

I--wow, this is unexpected. This is really unexpected. Good unexpected. Tasty unexpected.

I didn't want to go

Nov. 18th, 2012


[info]timeaftertime

[Accidental voice post]

[some paper shuffling and pen scribbling in the background, and seemingly talking to himself]

Hmm, nope, that's not it, but maybe if I factor in the-- yes! Aha! So that's how he did it!

[electronic beeping]

No way he's disabling my Vortex Manipulator any more... aaaand... there we go! All the algorithms restored, no more burning out... HA!

[back to the pen and paper]

Now let's see if we can figure out the right equations to close the Rift while still letting the ol' girl refuel, hmmm? Good turtle. Tortoise. Whatever. Just stay on that pile. Can't have my paperweight crawling away!

Nov. 17th, 2012

[info]quantumkid

I WANT MY MATH BACK, MISTER ASAPH! I WANT MY MATH BACK AND I WANT IT BACK NOW!

Please?

Nov. 11th, 2012


[info]chaoticforce

Voice Post.

There should be a holiday in between Halloween and Thanksgiving to make the waiting less boring. Does anybody have any candy left?

Nov. 7th, 2012

[info]daretobelieve

Excuse me. I was wondering if someone might be able to help me.

I had heard there might be a young woman here by the name of Ashley Magnus.

I've been looking for her.

Oct. 18th, 2012

[info]quantumkid

I need help.

I already figured out the equation for time travel and trans-dimensional shifts and I put them together. Which means I figured out how to use math to get us here. Only problem is, I don't know how to reverse it. I keep getting stuck at one part and can't figure out where I'm dropping my variables. And I really, really, really want to figure this out so we can use it so we can go home so I can see my mommy again.

So if anybody knows math, if you could look at this and help, I'd really like that. Thanks!



[ooc: so. zoe knows math. jess? not so much. ergo, we're just going to pretend this equation does all the crap she just claimed it does. ok? ok. ♥ ♥ ♥]

Oct. 17th, 2012

[info]snipsandsnails

All you adults are stupid. Really really stupid.

You're all bickering and worried about your stupid grown up problems and ignoring everyone else.

And meanwhile someone KILLED MY SISTER. My twin sister. What kind of stupid adult kills a ten year old and no one else notices or says nothing?

So I'm gonna take my baby sister and look after her, cause it's pretty clear nobody else is good at it.

I hate you all and you're all stupid.

Oct. 7th, 2012

[info]quantumkid

fail!filter to Kate, Nikola, and Skylar

Uh... where'd the last ten days go and how come I'm having a sleepover with Jack Winchester? He's a boy.

Oct. 4th, 2012


[info]fulltiltdiva

Well, that was something. I'm not entirely sure I enjoy remembering my youthful attitude more vividly than faded memories can serve. But it was enlightening, at least.

[ Filtered to Claire ]
Thank you. You needn't continue to make the endeavors you do for me, whatever state I am in, but I appreciate them all the same. Assure Dean I will be back to work first thing tomorrow.

[ Filtered to Barton ]
I presume we are never speaking of our conversation to anyone. Ever.

All the same, you didn't have to tolerate my curiosity like that, particularly given the way I decided to express it, much less... I suppose it was easier to be nice to me when I was technically wearing a different face.

Sep. 27th, 2012

[info]geniusatwork

September of 2012. Possibly one of the most confusing moments of my entire childhood, and younger!me gets a convenient replacement at the last possible moment. Well played, Freeman. Well played.

Filtered to Nikola Tesla, Kate Tesla, and Skylar Adams. )

Sep. 20th, 2012

[info]quantumkid

Voice Post

[there's a sharp intake of air then zoe is all but shouting with excitement into her pda]

MOMMY! DADDY! GUESS WHAT?! MISS KALI SAID I CAN SEE YOU 'GAIN AND YOU CAN SEE ME TOO! SO I GOT LOTS TO TELL YOU. FIRST I FOUND FOUR NEW PRIME NUMBERS AND THEN MISS KALI TOOK ME TO THE PARK AND I MET A GIRL MY AGE AND SHE'S A LOCAL AND HER NAME'S GRACE AND SHE'S REAL NICE AND WE PLAYED AND THEN MISS KALI LET ME STAY UP AND WORK ON MATH ALL. NIGHT. LONG. [her voice drops to a whisper] But you can't be mad at her, OK? Cause she said she don't sleep no ways so I could stay up and then I slept all day and... and [zoe clearly becomes excited and starts talking very loudly again]

THEN WE WENT TO THE ZOO AND LOOKED AT THE ANIMALS AND SHE TOLD ME LOTS OF STORIES THAT WERE REAL COOL AND CAN WE GO TO THE ZOO SOMETIME TOO?!

[a sharp intake of breath; her voice sounds normal now]

And I really missed you both lots and lots and now I want ice cream.

[ooc: totally not filtered because it's zoe and she's just a wee bit excited at being able to see people again]

Sep. 9th, 2012

[info]quantumkid

I discovered two new prime numbers today, and a shorter equation for time travel that cuts out some of the steps that aren't all that important, and got to sing the Galaxy Song with my mommy twice, and got to help my daddy finish one of his newest inventions, and it would've been lots and lots and lots of fun today cause of all of that... if my folks could see each other.

This needs to stop now cause it's not fun and it's making my days no fun too.

Aug. 16th, 2012

[info]quantumkid

I don't know how you broke into my lab and, right now, I don't care. But you have exactly one minute to stop this crap and let me go or, I swear to you, I will blow this little illusion of yours right off the map. Myself included, if it comes to that.

The countdown starts now.

[ooc: everyone, meet zoe tesla from the same dark!au! as jack and meri winchester. be afraid. be very afraid. ♥]

Jul. 10th, 2012

[info]quantumkid

Hey ever'body, guess what! Today's my dad's birthday. And since he's Nikola Tesla, and cause he's the best, it's also Nikola Tesla Day! It's a real day, too! Really for real!

So. Happy birthday (and happy day-named-after-you), dad!

9x-7i>3(3x-7u) !!!!!

Jun. 21st, 2012


[info]tonystarks

Filtered Against Howard, Maria & Peggy

I wonder how difficult it would be to fake my own death. Loki has that whole magic thing worked out. Perhaps he could provide assistance. Or I guess I could ask Joss Whedon, who has a wealth of experiences with death scenes. But then there's the danger that he'd fall back on old habits and actually kill me, along with everything that's good in the world.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the lab. Indefinitely. You might want to call ahead. Tesla(s), how would you feel about me installing a retinal scanner? Are retinas hereditary?

Jun. 18th, 2012

[info]quantumkid

Mister Doctor, can you look at something real quick pretty please? I'm trying to figure something out and I think I did but I'm pretty sure I dropped an exponent someplace only I can't find it no matter how hard I look so maybe you can spot it?



Thanks!

[ooc: this was meant to be filtered to the eleventh doctor but, in her rush to figure out the problem, zoe forgot to actually put up the filter. feel free to have your characters respond if you'd like.]

[info]immortalmagnus

I find that I'm at a loss for what exactly is going on. One moment I was following Adam through his time portal and the next, I was in a strange library, being greeted, quite rudely by two suits of armor, which by all means, shouldn't have been moving on their own. After being escorted outside, I located this PDA in my pocket and proceeded to try and figure out exactly what was going on, which led me to this Network, which I'll admit is rather mind boggling. Not only did I stumble upon a post written by a man who should be dead, but he used the word Awesome, which I am a hundred percent sure I have never heard him utter. I assumed I must be in an alternate universe, however then I found a post explaining, in great detail, what is going on. I suppose, after everything I've seen in my life, I shouldn't be as shocked by the things I read, but I can't seem to digest all of this information.

[Filtered to Ashley Magnus]
My first instinct is to believe this is a trick Ashley, is that really you?

Jun. 11th, 2012

[info]quantumkid

Accidental Voice Post

(The PDA cuts on as Zoe's softly singing. Occasionally there is the sound of a crayon being dragged across construction paper and, faintly in the background, random hissing.)

... if each coefficient is an in-te-ger, when p's not divisible by- (Zoe abruptly stops singing. Her tone is stern sounding.)

NO, Miss Hissy Pants! I told you! No touching my papers! Look! You're messing them all up!

(Zoe grunts softly, clearly trying to move something heavy.)

Get off it! Go play someplace else! (The hissing becomes louder, coupled with the sound of rapidly moving wings. Zoe squeals.)

Miss Hissy Pants, you land us back down right now! (Zoe squeals again.) RIGHT N- (There's a loud crashing noise, coupled with the sounds of breaking glass. For a moment, there's silence then Zoe's speaks. She sounds torn between angry and worried.)

Now look what you did! The vase's broke and there's water all over my equations and I almost had that one figured out too and you're not 'posed to take off when someone's got hold of your tail noways and- (a groan) How many times did I tell you not to fly in the house, huh? You coulda got us both hurt real bad.

(She sighs.) I'm gonna go get something to clean this up. You are going back into your cage right now. (Another pause then, irritably) And no extra mouse for you tonight neither! Bad flying snakes don't get dessert. So there!

Jun. 2nd, 2012

[info]holmesianmodel

Oh joy, this place again. You know, not that I was in the middle of a nice bath or anything so grandeur, and not that I'm not grateful to be alive again. It's just well, this place is always so full of ups and downs, isn't it? What if this time I'm on my own? Even worse, what if I'm not? Though it would be good to see everyone again. And god knows that someone has to keep John in line.

Right then, is anyone actually around? Anyone from the Sanctuary, or am I actually by myself this time? You know, speaking of a nice warm bath, I think I'd like to have one now that I'm here and alive again. I didn't get to do that nearly enough the last time I was here. At least I knew to get out of the library without getting manhandled by a bunch of tin buckets.

Oh yes. Hello everyone, Dr. James Watson at your service. It's nice to see everyone again or for the first time.

May. 25th, 2012

[info]quantumkid

Fail!Filter; Meant for the Doctor; Open to Everyone

Mister Doctor, I was looking over the notes you gave me and I found a mistake so I fixed it so now I got a new equation for you with the correction made.

Here you go!

May. 23rd, 2012


[info]amadmanwithabox

Right then. That was fun...for a given definition of the word fun...one that doesn't mean fun at all. So maybe I should use a different word.

Anyway, that's done, so I think I'm going to go out and explore a bit. Let the old girl stretch her legs. Well, metaphorical legs. She doesn't so much have legs...any more. Just boxy bits. River, dear, would you like to come along? You've been quiet since that whole murderous psychopath kafuffle.

I see there's a lot of superheros about. Not sure how that bodes for whatever is coming up around here. But at least we'll be prepared.

Zoe! I have a thing. And it has equations. And I thought you might like to see it. Since you like equations so much and you're really the only one who can even hope to keep up with me.

May. 21st, 2012


[info]tonystarks

I don't know where the fuck I am or how I got here, but I swear to god, if they expect me to use this T-Mobile monstrosity and I can't get my own tech to work with this system, I will burn this library to the ground. Maybe when I get this suit off, I'll find my LG in my back pocket. Thank God I keep a flash drive in my suit. Does anyone have directions to Stark Tower? Failing that, where can I get several laptops?

Oh, and where am I?

May. 22nd, 2012

[info]quantumkid

I got a question.

If big!me left me!me an equation that I'd never seen 'fore but that'll come in super, duper handy sometimes, can I say it's still mine even tho it was big!me who came up with it? How's that work? Cause I can't cite my sources if I don't know what to put.

May. 12th, 2012


[info]oncemighty

All right. Not exactly how I anticipated waking up, in my lab, but nothing looks broken or tampered with except my wardrobe. Not that I don't love the shirts that you send me, Parker, but they're not exactly the best thing to be fiddling around with my projects in.

Apr. 30th, 2012

[info]quantumkid

And here I am again, back in the out-dated lab. Somewhere early-to-mid 2012, if the crayon scribbles working out this particular equation are anything to go by.

So. Let's help a girl out here so I can narrow this down a bit. Is Uncle J Mister Dr Druitt still crazy? Yes? No? Bueller? Bueller?

Also? Asaph, don't look now, but you're becoming redundant.

[Edited in an hour or so later]
And the Sanctuary is once again officially a teleporter free zone. Because yes, I am that awesome. As are my parents. Though really. Look at the last name and be ashamed you didn't figure this out sooner.

So. Ashley. A head's up before you trying using a shortcut home would be appreciated. Unless you want to be stopped in your tracks and tossed around like a ragdoll. In which case, have at it.

Apr. 26th, 2012


[info]exquisiterush

Well now. This is quite interesting.

What have you done now, Helen?

Apr. 23rd, 2012


[info]cantyouhearit

Accidental Voice Post.

[ a vaguely amused noise ] Well, now. This isn't where I figured I would end up. One would think Rassilon himself would have better temporal aim. Now...where is this?

Apr. 22nd, 2012


[info]oncemighty

Accidental Voice Post.

Wha- [ there's a long pause after the first noise before a throat is cleared and a voice tinged with a Serbian voice speaks up. ] Miss. Excuse me, miss? I believe you may have found yourself in the wrong room. Or... [ pause ]

I have. This is not the Univerzitet.

Apr. 18th, 2012

[info]superiorspecies

Well, I suppose being suckered into the madness of this place was inevitable.

But song and dance? Must we really?

Apr. 14th, 2012

[info]quantumkid

TOMORROW'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! I'm gonna be five whole years old!!!

Apr. 10th, 2012

[info]superiorspecies

Being dumped back into this place a second time is curious, but remains exceedingly inconvenient and irritating.

I wonder, how much time has passed here? Is there anyone around from my last little unwilling vacation?

Apr. 4th, 2012

[info]quantumkid

Mister Nikola! Miss Kate! I got a question!

My birthday's coming up real soon and you two are gonna have the same last name soon so can I get the same last name as you two too for my birthday? Pretty please?

Oh! And a snake. I really want a snake too. I'll take extra good care of it!

Please?

Apr. 3rd, 2012

[info]lifesize_ken

It's as if I never truly left.

Ladies, I trust Asaph is treating the majority of you horribly and should any of you need my services please don't hesitate to ask.


Joe's answers )

Mar. 29th, 2012

[info]quantumkid

MISTER DOCTOR! MISTER DOCTOR! I need your help!

I think I solved the Birch and Swinnerton-Dyer conjecture but I'm not really, really sure and Mister Nikola's not so good with this sort of math (he's always trying to take shortcuts) so can you look over my notes pretty, pretty, pretty please?

Mar. 19th, 2012

[info]quantumkid



I KNOW WHAT THE WHOLE THING MEANS AND HOW TO DO IT AGAIN!!!

Mar. 15th, 2012


[info]super_clone

Can I just say how much I dislike losing my powers? I hate it almost as much as I hate dying. Dying tops the list of things I hate, cause well most of the time when you die you stay dead. Then again, Clark did come back from the dead so...anyway, I really miss my powers. I actually had to work at opening the damn pickle jar earlier. Why do they seal them so tight anyway?

So, what is there for a seventeen year old to do around here anyway?

[info]needed_doing

What the bloody fuck is this shit? And while I'm asking, where the fuck is my fucking lighter?

Mar. 8th, 2012

[info]quantumkid

Whoever made me not know math is dumb and so's this city and I don't like it here no more!

Mar. 5th, 2012


[info]soundsmadeup

I'd say this sucks, but it's kind of how I spent the majority of my life, so...kinda used to it.

( Ash )
Want to do some sparring now that it's actually fair? Well...more fair?

( Zoe )
Hey kiddo. How are you feeling?

There's a dolphin movie playing at the theater. Do you maybe want to go see it?

[info]oncemighty

On the plus side, at least I can drown my sorrows effectively.

[Filtered to Kate Freelander]
I'm assuming this means you're back to normal as well? And Zoe Do you think the kiddo's going to be able to handle this?

[Filtered to John Druitt]
Care to join me in my continued ruin of Helen's wine cellar?

[Filtered to Zoe Adams]
How you feeling, kiddo? Anything feel...off?

[Filtered to Ashley Magnus]
So. How's it feel, being back in the realm of the relatively normal?

Feb. 13th, 2012


[info]soundsmadeup

( Accidental Voice Post )

( Kate sounds confused )

So, either the painkillers are giving me the weirdest dream ever.

Or this place was actually real.

( gasp )

Holy shit! There's zombies.

Feb. 1st, 2012

[info]quantumkid

There's squirrels in the Sanc'tary! They're dusting and sweeping and all sorts of stuff! There's other animals too but the squirrels are great!

Mister Nikola, can I please keep one? Pretty, pretty please? They're real nice. Honest!

Jan. 16th, 2012

[info]quantumkid

Accidental Voice Post

[Zoe can be heard singing quietly to herself, the words getting louder then fading again as she rocks back and forth to the beat of her song. There's the distant sound of something - probably a crayon - dragging across paper.]

P equals X minus one, over PX, miiiinus one. If each coefficient is an in-te-ger, when P's not divisible by X...

[She hums softly for a few minutes, the sound of drawing continuing, only for both sounds to stop at the snapping of a twig.]

W-Who're you? What're you doing here? [There's wariness in her tone, then she gets louder and clearly more frightened.]

No! Stop it! Leggo! OW! YOU'RE HURTING ME! [There's the sound of a struggle, Zoe shrieks, and finally there's a loud thump. Everything goes silent for a moment before heavy breathing can be heard near the PDA. Then the broadcast ends.]

[OOC: Aaand Zoe has been kidnapped by an unknown local. For those in the area, she was in the front yard of the Sanctuary. All that remains in the area are her crayons, construction paper, and demolished PDA. Feel free to respond to this if your characters want, but she won't be responding - obviously.]

Dec. 27th, 2011

[info]superiorspecies

Those insufferable little green pests ruined one of my experiments this morning. This is an act of war.

They are sensitive to sunlight, which makes destroying them quite simple with the right tools. Doctor: it may be prudent to hook our TARDISes to an array of UV lights to create a "safe zone", of sorts.

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