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Aug. 20th, 2011


[info]just_stop

It figures that once things stop going haywire around here, they start going haywire again.

So, I was heading back to the precinct after a coffee run and this little old lady who looks disturbingly like my grandfather in drag drops her shopping bag in front of me. Being a gentleman, I stop to help her pick up her cantaloupe and what do you think she does? She hits me in the head with her cane, and says that if I don't drop her melons right away, she's going to cry rape. Even explaining that I'm a cop didn't stop her from actually yelling that at the top of her lungs.

Somethings wrong with some of the people here. I'm genuinely disturbed.
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Aug. 15th, 2011


[info]thecoolaunt

BRB. Have to go die now.
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Aug. 10th, 2011


[info]thecoolaunt

Okay, so... Say a person was looking for a particular lady of the night and this lady of the night's pimp- Would anyone have any suggestions as to where a person should start looking for said people? Not that I'm looking for them. For any particular reason.
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Aug. 6th, 2011


[info]thecoolaunt

Okay, bored now. Who wants to do something?
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Aug. 4th, 2011

[info]thedruidboy

Can I please come stay with someone please? My aunt went home and I can't find Mum.
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Aug. 1st, 2011

[info]notsosimple

hello? uncle keako? auntie?
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[info]thecoolaunt

hung over

want to die/
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Jul. 30th, 2011


[info]thecoolaunt

HAHAHAAHA GUESS WHO'S IN LOCK UP?
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Jul. 27th, 2011


[info]nofeargene

Belated, but thanks to everyone that helped me keep track of my friends when we couldn't see each other.

[FILTERED TO 5-0]
Come on, we're taking a break from this investigation and we're going to the gun range to test out all my guns.
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Jul. 11th, 2011


[info]nofeargene

This is worse than that solo mission Russia and I was completely incom- I want to know if the rest of my fa- team- friends from back home are okay. I'll owe you one if you check on them for me.

Chin Ho Kelly, Kono Kalakaua, Danny Williams, and Grace Williams.

I'm offering up self defense lessons for anyone that wants them. I realize more than half of you have abilities, but it never hurts knowing how to throw a punch.
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Jul. 1st, 2011


[info]futurequeen

I can't find Arthur. Has anyone seen him?
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[info]thedruidboy

Hello?
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[info]future_seer

I’m sure that it’ll be quite a stretchunless; nevertheless, would anyone happen to know what’s happened to my entire family? I can’t seem to find them anywhere, by magical or physical means.

Is this happening to anyone else? Or I ca This isn’t If this is the demon of fear again, I am going to kill him. Set his remains on fire and then blow what is left up for petty satisfaction

[Sirius and Molly]
If you would. Ple I don’t care if they’re all suddenly invisible or they I just need - want to know if - that they’re still here

Thank you.
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Jun. 30th, 2011


[info]nofeargene

[FILTERED TO 5-0 MINUS GRACE]
Pizza's here. We can work on the case and figure out our suspect pool with the profiles we worked up.

I think we should be looking at the blonde.
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Jun. 27th, 2011

[info]notsosimple

Is anyone missing a very big cat with an attitude problem? He's taken a liking to my bed.
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Jun. 6th, 2011


[info]nofeargene

[5-0]
I think we need to stick to one apartment until this whole thing blows over.

I borrowed some guns from the weapons locker at work.
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Jun. 1st, 2011


[info]iloveyoudanno

This doesn't look like New Jersey.

Were those real knights? Like the knights of the round table?

Mommy? Are you here somewhere? I think we got lost.
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May. 30th, 2011


[info]faithinthem

DYAC

I taught I breathed mine phonetics. Samurai hell?
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[info]rookie5o

DYAC

Hopefully my physical will beehive tombstone.
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[info]nofeargene

[FAIL!FILTER TO 5-0]
Penis is here. One with pinecones and one with lots of penises. See, Danielle, I can be nice when I fuck you.

[Also brought to you by DYAC/I can't delete this! Posted after this.]
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[info]inafivepoundbag

Bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I need to be doing all sorts of stuff right now but guess what? I'm still bored.

[Fail!Filter to Crowley]
Question! How can I not get old and wrinkly so Cas won't be alone and sad?
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May. 29th, 2011


[info]rookie5o

DYAC

Stopped a purse snatcher. She called us herpes. Felt pretty good.
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May. 15th, 2011


[info]nofeargene

Don't keep homemade bombs in the hall closet on Friday the 13th, chec-

[5-0]
Looks like we're stuck here for the time being. What do we want to do about the job situation?

Kono, how much pull do you have down at the station in order to get us jobs?

[ooc; Yes, this is a blank post for anyone that isn't apart of 5-0! Feel free to go "wtf freak you didn't post anything."]
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May. 13th, 2011


[info]rookie5o

Today was just not a good day.
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May. 12th, 2011


[info]just_stop

How do you work this fuckin- Oh.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I am Detective Danny Williams with the Honolulu Police Department, and I've suddenly found myself transported to this hell-hole fair city. Now, would someone please tell me where, exactly, we are and how to get to the nearest airport?

Thank you very much. Have a good day.
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