( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Good evening,

My name is Edward Cullen. I'm a vampire and I have a somewhat strange question for you that I hope you will be able to answer.

My fianacé, Bella, is human and we plan to become intimate once we are married. However, we wish to discuss forms of contraception with you. Bella would like to take the birth control pill if it is available here in Colligo and I would like to use condoms. My concern is that I do not think that condoms will work as they will likely break. I was hoping that you would have an alternate solution or other suggestions.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Edward.

[There is the sound of a scream and the rustling of movement as Emily starts running]

GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!

HELP!!!!!!!

[Hissing and snapping can be heard through Emily's PDA as a gigantic crocodile is giving chase as can snapping twigs and a fast breathing as she finds a tree to climb]

Somebody please help me!

What the hell is going on?

My calculus book bit me after I dropped it!

I didn't mean to, but my shoes tripped me when they tied themselves together for fear of being separated. As if I wasn't clumsy enough on my own

And now, my PDA is stalking me. I've tried throwing it away, breaking it, dropping it in water and now it's saying if it can't have me no one else can!

Why do I get all the weird ones?

Even my toaster thinks I need anger management.

Because apparently, there's something very rude about shifting into a giant wolf to chase the rodents you found cleaning your apartment at the crack of dawn out so you can go back to sleep.

Probably didn't help my case when I threatened to throw it out the window if it didn't stop lecturing me on my manners.

Anyone want to help out a poor University student? There wouldn't happen to be anyone who has an extra copy of the text book for Comparative Politics of Communist and Post-Communist Political Systems, would there?

And is people getting sent back a thing here? Cause I tried contacting Thor the other day and apparently he's gone. So there goes the one person I actually knew here.

Hello? Is anyone there? Where am I?

[There is the sound of the guards walking up to her] Hi! I was hoping you could help me! Can you tell me where I am? Or how I can get home? [There is the sounds of a struggle] Hey!! Get your hands off of me!!! Where are you taking me?

[The door closes with a loud slam and Emily knocks on the door forcefully] Let me in! Tell me where I am! Please!

Sam?

Okay Emily. Calm down. There has to be a reasonable explanation behind this.

Anyone care to explain to me why the hell I'm in some strange apartment with some girl I've never met and no goddamn clue of how I've gotten here?

Send me back. Right now. I have shit I need to do back home, and someone who needs me in a fight coming up.

Would someone mind filling me in on why I just woke up in some strange apartment with Emmett? It's not like either of us could get drunk and black out, so what's going on?