( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Dear people who used to be vampires, and are now human,

Which one of you kindly donated your vampireness to me? I would like to know what exactly I can expect instead of wandering around doing experiments of the possibly-lethal kind.

If it helps, I can go out in the sun, but it hurts my eyes like you would not believe (unless this is your type of vampire, and then you will, obviously), and I have no reflection in mirrors, and I need to be invited into homes. Does that narrow it down any?

Cheers.

This is so weird.

I haven't been human in almost a century. I'd almost forgotten what it was like.

Annie, do you want to go out? I want to go out. We can go out and you can get tea and actually drink it.

I'm so excited that everyone can see me now! Hello all that couldn't see me before, I'm Annie! And I'm dead!

I'm thinking about getting a job. Last time I tried, it was just pouring beer. It was nice enough, but then I got a crush on the guy, and I was dead so that didn't really work, you know?

Any suggestions?

What the fucking hell?

Lia! What did you So much for honour amongst the dead.

This isn't where I was supposed to

Fuck!

Zombies? Seriously?

Actual zombies?

Okay, now it's just ridiculous.

Fuck this.

I'm going back to bed until this fixes itself.

What the hell?

Annie? George?