( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I was about to assassinate Leon back last night when the connection went out. Not fair. And I can't see my god-daughter. I guess add me to the list of letting me know if anything happens to Lancelot, Arthur, Morgana, Gwaine, and the others. I wonder if they would still get notes if I left them with deserts in their kitchens.

Anyone want to play video games with me?

Well... at least Lord Mewsy is still here. And, you know, able to be seen and such. Though I've a sneaking suspicion that he'll figure out what's going on and thus use it to get twice as much attention.

[Filter to Lorne and Camelot - minus Uther/Morgause/Mordred/Ygraine]

I found her. She's still transformed, but she's mostly calm with me. I'm going to stay with her until she changes back.

Well. That was fun in a way that really wasn't.

( Spike )

[ There is the sound of a puppy barking then a bit of scurrying around, followed by a small, girly gasp. ]

No, Colleen! Bad dog! Those are Chris' new shoes and you can't just-

[ A slight grunt and the sound of a small body falling to the floor, followed by another yap from a puppy. ]

LEGGO! [ There's another grunt then the yapping turns into a pitiful whine. Bo sighs softly. ]

I'm sorry but Chris said no and I really thinks he means it 'cause he gots that crinkle in his forehead that makes him kinda look like he tasted something real sour and I keep trying to TELL him that his face is gonna stick that way just like my momma used t'say to me but HE says... [ Her rambling is cut off by a playful bark followed by a giggle. ]

Okay! Okay! Stop licking, it tickles! You wanna go on the porch? I got something I'm working on and you can- NO. DON'T EAT THE MACARONI! I NEED THAT! [ There's the sound of paper smacking against something then a yelp from the puppy, followed by another pitiful whine. Bo's tone is Very Stern. ]

I said no. That's for Peter and Chris and I can't tell them their present got eated by the dog. Here. You can have the one I messed up. [ There's a sound of tearing paper then loud crunching, followed by Bo's soft giggle. ]

Silly puppy. Now come on, Colleen! We still gotta finish and I need to paint it and I think I should prob'ly figure out how to get that glue up 'fore it dries...

I have been told by Adam that I may communicate with others in this city through this device. I would like to introduce myself. I am Lady Jaenelle Angelline. I understand that there is some sort of being affecting the minds of those trapped here. I would like to offer my services as a Healer to those affected. I cannot guarantee success but I am willing to try.

Ok. I just threw as much of my mojo into this thing as I could so I'm really hoping this filter holds. If not things are going to get pretty messy really fast but I can't just sit around and wait for stuff to stop going haywire because that's probably exactly when she'll make her move and, well, we need help. So here's the deal.

( PLEASE READ! )

I taught I breathed mine phonetics. Samurai hell?

So, save the world (again) and...get an all-expense paid vacation to a creepy library of doom with possessed suits of armor?

Awesome. Really. Totally not complaining here.

But next time, can't the universe just give me shoes? I think that would be a fair deal. Save the world, get shoes. Simple.

I've found a puppy!

( Click to see! )

So somehow I managed to get out of my former employer's Hell, end up in a library, and then get thrown out by two clunky pieces of junk. As much as I appreciate the respite and having a pulse again, I don't get that lucky. Anyone want to give me an idea of what's going on?

Well, has this past week been interesting or what? People waking up in beds with strangers. Manipulative and deadly Vampires threatening my friends. Weapons being pulled out all wily-nily. If you take out the forced marriage part and sort of squint at the buildings this place reminds me a lot of good, old L.A. Actually even when you factor in the arranged marriage part. There are some demonic clans that still find that sort of thing appealing. And you can just forget mind-numbing pain for cheating and trying to run away. They just disembowel you right there and the

It's enough to make a demon feel down-right nostalgic. Maybe even break out into song.

Anyway, where was I going with this. Oh, ri to spare you all another shock - since it seems like our fair captor(s) are really interested in all of us mixing it up - I decided to introduce myself. I've been avoidi remiss in doing that, and what with the new surge of arrivals, it seemed like a good plan.

Hello everyone, you can call me the Host my name is Lorne - please spare me the jokes - and I'm a demon. One of the good ones in my dimension. In fact, the only thing I'd ever kill for is a good sea breeze. Just kidding! I'm as harmless as they come, really.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask. But here, let me help you out with answering some of the basics: Yes, I'm really green. Yes, the horns are real. The stunning sense of style? All mine and natural. And that delightful rendition of 'I Will Survive'? Sung by yours truly.

Anything else? Don't be shy.

I've spent the past few days creating a list.

From what I can tell, half of us are in what used to be Apartment Building A and the other half are in Apartment Building D. A few of these were filled in via process of elimination, so it's entirely possible I have them wrong, but for the most part I think these are our new rooming assignments for the time being. I thought it might be easier for those of us to locate friends who don't use the network and things of that nature.

If I've misspelled your name or if anyone is missing, please say so. I had to do a bit of research for a few of them and I

( The Housing List )

[ooc: so this list was all molly's idea and shows where people are currently housed for this plot; in the interest of not driving myself nuts, i've included all last names but, of course, if molly wouldn't know your character's full/real name, we're just going to pretend that whatever she would know is what she put so i don't have a psychotic break trying to tweak it all ♥]

( Filtered to: Dawn Summers, Faith Lehane, Fred Burkle, Lorne, and Wesley Wyndam-Pryce )

Hello? ...Is anyone hearing this?

There is a man with green skin and horns in my rooms. He's very nice, don't worry, but is this normal?