[Footsteps are heard as Damain walks down the hall then the steps. His footsteps slow as he walks through the mansion towards the kitchen. There’s quiet for a few moments until the sound of the PDA being set down on the counter is heard, followed by the fridge being opened and it’s contents rummaged through]With as many people who live in this damn house, you’d think there’d be more food in the fridge.
[There is the sound of something being taken out of the fridge and the door closing][A few seconds later, there's the sound of more footsteps entering the kitchen before abruptly stopping, followed by a heavy sigh.]Oh, great. It's you.
[Raven is clearly not very pleased but, nevertheless, the footsteps continue into the room. A cabinet door opens and there's some shuffling around before she sighs again. When she speaks this time, it's a mutter and clearly not aimed at him.]Seriously. How hard is it to keep chips in this place? I can't even
remember the last time I was able to eat even one before the bag was gone.
[Damian sighs as Raven enters the room, but moves to the island where the PDA is and sits up on a stool; the sound of a bottle cap being removed follows]I was just saying that with the number of people who live in this house, you’d think there’d be more food. I mean for one there should be more junk food.
[Raven sighs and the cabinet door swings shut. There's the sound of a little more shuffling around, and the fridge door opening, before she finally gives a small 'aha!' of victory.]Well, at least they left the Jell-O alone.
[The fridge door shuts and a drawer opens. There's the rattling of silverware before she finds what she's looking for, followed by footsteps getting closer to the PDA as Raven takes a seat.]We probably shouldn't complain too much about the whole lack of junk food thing.
[a pause] I don't know about you I'm not exactly offering up most of my paycheck to the keep the cupboards stocked.
[another pause]So. Steph still ticked at you?
[Raven's tone is innocent but anyone who knows her will be able to tell she's obviously just poking at Damian's buttons because she can.][Damian is quiet, drinking his soda, as Raven searches the cabinets and fridge.]I’m starting to think that if I want certains things I’m gonna have to hide them in my room so no one eats it.
[At Raven’s question, he doesn’t answer right away, the only sound in the room being the ticking of the clock for a moment or two before Damian sighs]As if you didn’t already know that.
[You can almost hear the pout in his voice][For a few long, moments there's nothing but the clock ticking once again coupled with the sound of Raven's spoon occasionally banging lightly agains the dish containing the Jell-O. When she speaks, her tone is almost flippant but not quite as callous as she's been known to be.]I guess I do.
[another pause followed by a soft sigh] Look. I'm not going to apologize for what I said. I meant every word of it and, let's be honest. It was a long time coming.
[another pause]But if I didn't think you and Steph were good for one another, I would have said something a long time ago.
[a pause] In fact, I probably would have said it, shouted it, performed an interpretive dance, and possibly even written it on a big piece of posterboard with finger paints.
[another pause]My point is, I do think you're as good for Steph as she is for you. I just wish you'd stop acting like some obsessive boyfriend-shaped-person that flips out whenever she so much as
tries to do things that don't involve you. Because seriously. That? Is not groo-
[a very brief pause as she catches herself] cool. That's not cool at all.
[Damian is quiet again for a moment or two once Raven finishes speaking, the only sound is that of the bottle being set down on the counter]I don’t....I don’t try to be difficult and I don’t expect everyone to forget what I used to be like, because lets face it, for you guys it’s only been a few months.
[a pause] I just...I can’t even believe I’m gonna tell
you this, but over the last eight years, I thought I’d worked through all the issues I had from my childhood, only to find out that I hadn’t done as good a job as I thought.
[There’s another short pause] The last few months have just been one big clusterfuck in my head and I don’t know how to deal with any of it. So, my first instinct is to get defensive. It always has been.
[Raven is silent as he speaks and is even quiet for a few seconds afterward, seriously considering what he said before responding. When she does, she starts out speaking slowly - as though considering each word - but starts to pick up steam once she gets going.]Yeah, but... I mean, there's defensive and then there's acting like a stalker. And you're sort of inching toward the latter a little.
[a pause] Let's take this latest situation, for example. You
have to know that Steph and I aren't into girls. Not even each other. But you acted like she'd committed...
[a pause, as she struggles for the right words] high treason or something, with her answers.
[There's a soft clatter as Raven sets down her spoon.]And, a word to the wise? You're never going to work through all of your issues from when you were a kid, Damian. No one does.
[a pause] Trust me. I'm speaking from experience on this.
I hadn’t intended it to sound like that. I know you guys aren’t into each other. I don’t know why I get so jealous, but I can’t help it and don’t even realize it until it’s too late.
[A pause as he toys with the label on his soda bottle, not looking at Raven for a moment or two, pondering what he’s going to say next] Steph is the only girlfriend I’ve had and I keep thinking that she’s going to remember how I used to be and decide I’m not worth it or something. God, I can’t believe I’m telling you all of this. I haven’t even told Steph that. Not the only girlfriend part. She already knew that.
[Damian is silent for another moment or two] Maybe not, but with Drake showing up and then being sent back it brought back all the unresolved issues that we have concerning my father and then what happened when I was in Katherine’s body and fucking Jason....Raven, I’m a mess right now and no amount of meditation or beating the crap out of thugs helps.
[There's a moment of silence then Raven sighs softly.]I don't know what to tell you.
[a pause] You just have to get over it, Damian. It's not easy.
[She snorts softly.] It's
definitely not easy, in fact.
[a pause then another soft sigh] But, eventually, you start to realize that not everyone is going to do to you what was done to you when you were younger. And you start to figure out that sometimes, you really
can have friends who care about you for who you are and not who they think you are.
[There's the sound of the spoon once again scraping against the bowl in random spurts as Raven begins to scoop out the remaining Jell-O.]I know this is a crazy idea. Totally insane, actually. But maybe, just maybe
[a gasp] You should talk to
Steph about the problems you're having not acting like a psycho stalker.
[a pause, then Raven's tone turns a bit more sincere] She does care for you, you big dope. She'd probably listen.
[Damian watches Raven for a moment or two]That’s all easier said than done. And I know that Steph would listen, but when we’re together I don’t want to bring up all that crap. I mean, maybe that’s the problem right there, but I’d rather spend time with her and do something fun instead of bringing the mood down with my shit, which I know is stupid and not the way to work through it all, but I’m screwed up.
[He lets out a short, bitter laugh] I bet my mother would be glad to know that she screwed me up just enough that I can barely function in society.
[The response that immediately follows is little more than a mutter.]At least she was involved enough in your life
to screw you up.
[There’s a pause, then Raven sighs.]Okay, listen. If you don’t bring up all of... this, to Steph, there’s a good chance you two won’t
be together anymore. She’s only going to put up with it for so long before she gets tired of making excuses for you. You have to know that.
[Damian sighs and the next thing he says is muffled as he has put his head down on his arms, on the counter]I know. I know. Why do relationships have to be so hard?
[There is silence for a moment or two before he lifts his head, sighing once more] I’m gonna have to get her somewhere where she’ll have to listen to me so that we can talk all of this out. I hate it when she’s mad at me.
[Raven's tone is almost caring, lacking its normal edge of faint sarcasm.]They're only as tough as you make them, Damian.
[a pause and a snort] Not that I have any room to judge in that department.
[another pause and then a sigh]Look. Just tell her that you want to talk about personal stuff. You can do that in her room. Or yours. Or any of the other seven hundred and ten rooms in this house that aren't occupied by people. Then just tell her everything you've told me. Trust me. In matters like this, honesty is the best policy.
[Another pause. This time, when Raven speaks, she's clearly grinning and her tone is slightly teasing.]Besides. It's not like you can screw it up any worse than you already have.
[She hesitates then quickly adds] Which was
not a challenge, by the way.
[Damian is quiet for another moment or two before speaking, his tone also lighter than a moment ago]Thanks, Raven. I know that I can be a real pain in the ass and usually put my foot in my mouth ninety-nine percent of the time. Hopefully after I talk to Steph we can figure out something as far as my unresolved issues go.
[He laughs softly] Maybe I should give you guys permission to punch me every time I say something stupid and eventually the memory of the pain will keep me from saying stupid things. It’ll be like that Pavlov thing.
[Raven is quiet for a long moment. When she replies, it's obvious she's grinning.]Now
that is a plan I can support. A chance to smack you when you get out of line without fear of a lecture from my brother about the proper way to act, blah blah blah? I'm definitely in.
[There's muffled footsteps and the sound of water being run as she rinses off her dish.]And I should probably warn you. If you decide
not to talk to Steph about this, there's every chance I will. So Damian? Talk to her.
[Damian laughs again] Yeah, we'll just tell him that it's an experiment. He can understand that.
[There is the sound of the stool being pushed away from the counter and Damian's footsteps on the floor follows] I'll talk to her. Maybe not tonight cause it's getting late, but tomorrow for sure.