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Sirs or Madams,

I regret that I am unable to consent to remaining in this strange and confounding place at this time. Even if it were not necessary for me to return to my intended, I have important duties to attend to in my home of England, chief among these being the continued slaughter of the horde of Unmentionables that plagues the country. Should you not acquiesce to my request to be returned to my land, I shall be forced to react with violence, and I assure you that this course of action would not end well for you. For your own sakes, I implore you ro return me to Hertfordshire at once, lest you meet your end at my blade.

Regards,
Fitzwilliam Darcy

DEAR SIR OR MADAM:

I must request in the most forceful terms that you return me to my home immediately. Planning a wedding is difficult enough with four sisters & a mother, esp. with the added menace of the Undead Hordes; being snatched body and blade from my home is entirely too much. If you will not return me at once, then I shall demand satisfaction at the place and time of your choosing.

YOURS RESPECTFULLY,

E. Bennet