( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Jude and Ben are both gone. I was just speaking to her and tried texting both of them to tell them about my job offer and the messages were returned. So I looked and they're just... gone. I don't know what to do. It's just me, now. I can't

That awkward moment when you only realise your father is gone because his successor tells the city.

I'm the worst daughter ever.

( Filtered to Ashley Magnus )

( Filtered to Henry Foss )

( Filtered to Danny Williams )

Attention people of Colligo.

For those of you who don't know me, and I'm sorry to say that's most of you, my name is Edward Morra. You can call me Eddie, and I'm going to preface this announcement by stating that, although I will do my best to keep it brief and to the point, unfortunately neither of those are really my forte so there is every possibility this is going to get a little lengthy. I just ask that you do your best to muddle through and read what I have to say. You'll be glad you did.

At some point, between eight last night and this morning, it appears that our illustrious Mayor Fleming has been returned to his own reality. Although we did not make it a public point, due to various security reasons, a few weeks back he named me as Deputy Mayor in the event this precise situation happened. So I suppose that now makes me the new mayor of this fine city.

I know, I know, most of you are probably wondering 'who is this guy and why should I listen to him'? And I can't blame you for feeling that way. Unfortunately, nothing I say is going to convince you that I'm quite capable of handling this position and the responsibility that comes with it so I would much rather show you. In order to do that, though, I need to take some time to explain what I have in mind and what it will take to see most of these ideas come to pass.

With that being said, I intend to make a few changes that Mr. Fleming and I were already discussing before he took his leave and, as this is a relatively calm time for the majority of us, I see no reason not to begin implementing some of these changes. I'm going to switch to bullet form now as I've already potentially reached the posting limit for this network and I would rather not waste anymore time as we all have lives and can't afford to waste them reading a bunch of drivel from a guy you barely even know.

( Cut due to length; I did warn you. )

( Filtered to the Archangel Gabriel )

( Filtered to Danny Williams )

( Filtered to Jamie Fleming )

( Filtered to Jack Harkness )

( Filtered to Charles Xavier )

ETA: As anyone who has been outside has likely noticed, the damages created to the buildings within the city since last December and since have now been repaired. Since I firmly believe in giving credit where credit is due, the Archangel Gabriel is to thank for that.

[ooc: tl;dr: Eddie is shaking things up and creating custom-made jobs for those who need them and/or want to do something a little different than what they normally do. Some of them have already been sorted, others are still to come. Have an idea? Feel free to suggest it ICly to him or OOCly to me and we can definitely work something out! Mostly we just thought this would be a good chance for players to have characters able to get more involved when the proverbial chaos comes to town and receive a paycheck while doing so.]

I got kicked out of school. They chased me away, screaming and throwing rocks.

The landens attempted to attack the Princes and me on our afternoon walk. They were not successful.

Residents of Building C: For the safety of everyone residing here, I am going to be shielding the building. In order to enter or exit once the shield is in place, you will need to be escorted through by one of the Princes. One of them will be available at all times.

Residents of Colligo: Should you wish to take advantage of the protection I can provide, there are quite a few empty apartments that you can make use of.

[Filtered to Charles]

Is your home adequately protected? I do not wish for another incident to happen.

It figures that once things stop going haywire around here, they start going haywire again.

So, I was heading back to the precinct after a coffee run and this little old lady who looks disturbingly like my grandfather in drag drops her shopping bag in front of me. Being a gentleman, I stop to help her pick up her cantaloupe and what do you think she does? She hits me in the head with her cane, and says that if I don't drop her melons right away, she's going to cry rape. Even explaining that I'm a cop didn't stop her from actually yelling that at the top of her lungs.

Somethings wrong with some of the people here. I'm genuinely disturbed.

hello? uncle keako? auntie?

Belated, but thanks to everyone that helped me keep track of my friends when we couldn't see each other.

[FILTERED TO 5-0]
Come on, we're taking a break from this investigation and we're going to the gun range to test out all my guns.

Did you lot know that sloths only defecate once a week?

See? I'm learning. Let no'one say I am not spending my time without proper supervision wisely.

Okay, I can work around my partners being gone. I can adjust to that. But I want my daughter returned to me now. Right now.

[FILTERED TO 5-0 MINUS GRACE]
Pizza's here. We can work on the case and figure out our suspect pool with the profiles we worked up.

I think we should be looking at the blonde.

Daddy, can we please get a puppy?

Is anyone missing a very big cat with an attitude problem? He's taken a liking to my bed.

I cannot be the only person in this city capable of dealing with werewolves and I am equally sure I am not the only one with a vested interest in them not being rounded up by folks looking to slaughter them.

So. Who wants to help me try to get a lid on this issue before it spirals even further out of control? I plan on going anyway but I figured I would at least make the offer because I don't know about you people but I, for one, am sick of sitting around waiting on the situation to fix itself.

Well, the city is still here so It's already the fourteenth?! But I

If I never have to see the inside of the Grand Library again, it will be too soon.

( Filtered to Aziraphale )

[5-0]
I think we need to stick to one apartment until this whole thing blows over.

I borrowed some guns from the weapons locker at work.

This doesn't look like New Jersey.

Were those real knights? Like the knights of the round table?

Mommy? Are you here somewhere? I think we got lost.

[FAIL!FILTER TO 5-0]
Penis is here. One with pinecones and one with lots of penises. See, Danielle, I can be nice when I fuck you.

[Also brought to you by DYAC/I can't delete this! Posted after this.]

Stopped a purse snatcher. She called us herpes. Felt pretty good.

Holy suddenly appearing Sanctuary, Batman!

Seriously guys. It is actually here. I am staring at my house as I type this message. Now if my mom would just show up, I

Don't keep homemade bombs in the hall closet on Friday the 13th, chec-

[5-0]
Looks like we're stuck here for the time being. What do we want to do about the job situation?

Kono, how much pull do you have down at the station in order to get us jobs?

[ooc; Yes, this is a blank post for anyone that isn't apart of 5-0! Feel free to go "wtf freak you didn't post anything."]

Today was just not a good day.

I can't believe I'm doing this

So, I hear there's quite a few supernatural individuals in the city.

Would any of you be interested in occasional no-strings-attached sex?

I swear it's not as sketchy as it sounds. I'm a succubus and I sort of need the sex. And it's just safer with fae supernaturals than it is with humans.

I can promise it'll be worth your while.

Oh! No werewolves No, that just sounds species-ist But they get so territorial And it makes me miss Dyson No werewolves, please.

( Kenzi )

How do you work this fuckin- Oh.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I am Detective Danny Williams with the Honolulu Police Department, and I've suddenly found myself transported to this hell-hole fair city. Now, would someone please tell me where, exactly, we are and how to get to the nearest airport?

Thank you very much. Have a good day.