( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

( Caroline sounds freaked out )

Oh my god! Oh my god!

I didn't mean to. I really didn't mean to.

( a pause, and then quietly )

I was just so hungry.

I didn't even know...

Uh... anybody know anything about really weird looking spider webs in big picture frames? They look like they have little gemstones or something in the middle, too. At first I thought they was just part of the decorations I've got in my room, which is kinda weird but I thought maybe I really liked Halloween or something. But then the webs started changing color all by themselves and I don't think I've ever heard about nothing like that before but I'm not sure so has anybody else, maybe?

So I haven't figured out much of anything except that I might be a Wizard. I know how mental that sounds, but there was what appears to be a magic wand in my pocket when I woke up. I also have a wallet, but there was nothing in it, which is pretty weird; unless I got mugged.

So, I'm either a wizard who can't seem to do magic or I was pretending to be one, which is even more mental.

Apparently I'm in college, speak several languages, and can find things I misplace by thinking about them. I also don't like meat but, for some reason I'm pretty sure I don't want to even know, I do like blood.

Lots and lots of bags of blood.

Jude and Ben are both gone. I was just speaking to her and tried texting both of them to tell them about my job offer and the messages were returned. So I looked and they're just... gone. I don't know what to do. It's just me, now. I can't

I can't say I expected to see this place again. But it is much preferable to not existing.

Awwwwwhhh!

Everything bad I've ever said about this place, ever,  or ever will say, I take it all back. My dog! Look at hiiiim! Awwwwh! Well, isn't he's just the best dog in the whole Universe?? Yeees, he is! Needs a bit of a clean up, but otherwise...

What the hell are we gonna do about this then?

I just had one of the advisers at the University bet me fifty bucks and my phone number that I couldn't find my way to his office without following him. Guess who just made fifty bucks. I'm not sure if this makes me want to come to school sooner or put it off for another term.

Anyone seen an alien around? Striped suit, converse, lots of hair? Haven't seen him home for a couple of days again.

Hello? Is this Earth?