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Bo Dennis (bornoffae) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-05-13 01:34:00

Entry tags:

bo dennis, danny williams, dream, harry dresden, juno weasley, kenzi, parker, regulus black, sirius black, spike

( Filtered from children )
~~I can't believe I'm doing this~~

So, I hear there's quite a few supernatural individuals in the city.

Would any of you be interested in occasional no-strings-attached sex?

I swear it's not as sketchy as it sounds. I'm a succubus and I sort of need the sex. And it's just safer with ~~fae~~ supernaturals than it is with humans.

I can promise it'll be worth your while.

~~Oh! No werewolves~~ ~~No, that just sounds species-ist~~ ~~But they get so territorial~~ ~~And it makes me miss Dyson~~ No werewolves, please.

( Kenzi )
I am so less smooth on the internet.

And now that I've publicly humiliated myself, want to order pizza?

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	ex_broodyelf215 2011-05-13 05:46 am UTC (link)
	A succubus? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 05:48 am UTC (link)
	I survive off sexual energy. So when I say I need sex? I mean that literally. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	metamorpheus 2011-05-13 05:48 am UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 05:49 am UTC (link)
	You didn't have to respond then. Seriously, you've had a problem with me since day one. What's your deal? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	metamorpheus 2011-05-13 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Family history. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	collectswallets 2011-05-13 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Why respond at all then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	metamorpheus 2011-05-13 05:55 am UTC (link)
	Why does she have to ask at all? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	collectswallets 2011-05-13 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Yes! Please sleep with my best friend. She needs it, like uh y'know, like vampires need blood or something. IDK, but it's probably a good thing. For her. Plus she's way hot! [Bo] I'm so proud of you. Yes please, with extra bacon. You haven't humiliated yourself, it's just a necessity! You're fine! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Thank you for the ringing endorsement. ( Kenz ) Extra bacon. Got it. <3 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-13 05:54 am UTC (link)
	I will beat up anyone who gives you a hard time! [Bo] Maybe we should make it two pizzas. I'm feeling hungry. <3 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	teamgreyarea 2011-05-13 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Certainly nothing sketchy about a creature that lives off of sexual energy. Though I'm fairly certain in my reality it ends up with the other party, well, less than alive. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 05:54 am UTC (link)
	Less with the 'creature', thanks. I'm a person. I can't help my genetics. It's only fatal if I lose control. And I don't do that. It's also only a problem for humans, which is why I avoid sex with them if possible. If my boyfriend was here, it wouldn't even be an issue. He's very territorial. But he's not, so I have to find alternative sources. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	flickum_bickus 2011-05-13 05:51 am UTC (link)
	(Reply to this) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Hey, Harry. I never did mention what sort of Fae I am, did I? Sorry about that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	arrogant_black 2011-05-13 06:09 am UTC (link)
	Maybe you're posting this to give a friendly 'I'm a sex fiend by nature, no really, and I need to have sex or I die and I don't want to use one of the mindless locals 'cause that just doesn't get my jollies off so some of you volunteer before I just take it' warning. Here's mine in return - stay away from me. Glad we could understand each other. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 06:12 am UTC (link)
	Excuse me, asshole. 1- I'm not using any of the locals, or any humans, because it might KILL them, and I'm not cool with that. 2- I would never take it. 3- You're a jackass. Glad we understand each other. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	just_stop 2011-05-13 06:52 am UTC (link)
	There's certainly some high class people here, I see. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	just_stop 2011-05-13 06:52 am UTC (link)
	That's not a jab at you, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	1ofthegoodguys 2011-05-13 07:34 am UTC (link)
	This is possibly the most interesting post I've seen in my time here. And I've seen a lot in my time. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 01:21 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks...I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	pad_foot 2011-05-13 08:55 am UTC (link)
	Is there such a thing as a male succubus? I want to be one. It sounds excellent. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 01:22 pm UTC (link)
	An incubus, but you can't just become one. And it's really not as excellent as it sounds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	inafivepoundbag 2011-05-13 12:54 pm UTC (link)
	Not supernatural so I can't offer up sex, plus I think Cas and Dean would get twitchy if I did even if it's just sex but congrats on using the board to find someone! Not many have the guts to do it. Oh, and don't pay any attention to all of the haters. They're either very judgemental or very hypocritical and aren't even worth it. Rock on! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bornoffae 2011-05-13 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, you I like. You seem pretty fun. Apparently all but calling someone a rapist is the same as just saying no. I'm Bo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	sleazyhitman 2011-05-13 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	I would be honored to help you, madame. I'm an elf, and I very much enjoy the activity. I apologize for all of the prudish people around here. (Reply to this)