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Tweak says, "i think i got hepatibolichats"

agent natasha romanoff used to be russian (sortofrussian) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2012-05-31 19:44:00

Entry tags:

canton everett delaware iii, claire winchester, darcy lewis, kitty pryde, natasha romanoff (mcu), roy harper, tony stark

[Filtered to: The Avengers, Peter Parker, Darcy Lewis, Canton Delaware, Kitty Pryde, Roy Harper, Parker, Sif, Bucky Barnes, Molly Suresh, and Claire Winchester.]

This is a quick update on Clint. I started to text you all but I would have been doing it forever.

Thanks to Claire's blood, he's mostly healed. As far as the serious injuries go, his eyes have grown back but he can't see yet. Claire is confident that he will regain his sight, it's just a matter of time. He has, however, lost his hand.

Considering what he's been through, he's in reasonably good spirits. Although if I hear another eye or hand pun I might go crazy.

He can have visitors but I'm laying down some ground rules:

1) Two people at a time.
2) Warn him before you touch him.
3) No alcohol. This means you, Tony.
4) No apologising for not being able to help - Clint insists that there was nothing you could've done, and he's an adult who is living with the consequences of his actions. He's also asked me to punch anyone in the face if you try it.
5) Don't be an idiot or I will throw you out.

Bruce, we both want to know that you're okay. Can you check in when you see this?

Can someone please bring us both a change of clothes, something to eat, my spare gun and extra gun clip - they're in my nightstand - and a laptop?

Clint would also like his throwing knives, but I'm vetoing that until I'm sure he isn't going to use them on visitors.

[Private to Claire Winchester]

Thank you. There aren't words to express how thankful I am - and Clint is - for what you've done for him.

If there's anything I can ever do to repay you, let me know.

[Private to Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr]

Apologies for not being able to make it into work today. There's been a family emergency, that I'm sure you are at least mildly aware of.

I should hopefully be back on Monday.

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	First Filter. likeyourwheels 2012-05-31 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	~~Good spirits~~ I can go grab some food. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	First Filter. sortofrussian 2012-05-31 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks, Canton. [Canton] At some point I want to have a word with you about Moriarty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Natasha. likeyourwheels 2012-05-31 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	I have been trying to figure out the best way to deal with him. Obviously death isn't going to stick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Canton sortofrussian 2012-05-31 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Obviously. I would suggest freezing him in ice or something to keep him in a state of suspended animation, but I'm not sure how well that would work either. I don't know much about him beyond the stories. I presume he has a file I could see? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Natasha. likeyourwheels 2012-05-31 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	It's rather sparse. Even with the Boss's knowledge, there wasn't much to put together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Canton sortofrussian 2012-05-31 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Can I see it anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Natasha. likeyourwheels 2012-05-31 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	I will bring it with me. I'm gonna put it inside a book, though. No need for Barton to feel any need to jump in, at least until we've sorted out the finer details. ~~And he's sorted out~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Canton sortofrussian 2012-05-31 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Old fashioned spy games. Fun. Don't worry, I'm going to keep him as far away from this as possible until I think he's ready to deal with it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	First Filter goingonfacebook 2012-05-31 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks for letting me know, Natasha. Tell Clint I'll be by after class. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	First Filter sortofrussian 2012-05-31 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	I'll tell him. I'm sure he'll be glad to ~~see~~ hear you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter goingonfacebook 2012-06-01 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Should I bring anything with me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter sortofrussian 2012-06-01 08:10 am UTC (link)
	I'd love a decent cup of coffee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter goingonfacebook 2012-06-01 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	Coffee, I can do. There's a really good place near the clinic. Normally I don't play gopher, okay, so I suppose that's my job as an intern, but in this case I don't mind. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	First Filter. tonystarks 2012-05-31 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	Did the doctors say no alcohol, or are you saying no alcohol? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	First Filter. sortofrussian 2012-05-31 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	Both. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter. tonystarks 2012-05-31 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	Fine. Then I won't bring him any. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter. sortofrussian 2012-05-31 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	If you bring any alcohol into this room then I will kick you out of it. Unless it's that really good bottle of vodka you owe me and you're just delivering it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter. tonystarks 2012-05-31 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	~~What if I'm just already drunk when I get there? Does that count?~~ Fine. I'll go by yours and grab whatever I can find from your list. You might want to send someone else after food. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter. sortofrussian 2012-05-31 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	Canton's getting food. And no going through my underwear drawer, Stark. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter. tonystarks 2012-05-31 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	Good. You're putting an awful lot of limitations on this nice thing I'm doing for you. Didn't you say you wanted a change of clothes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter. sortofrussian 2012-05-31 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	Fine. Your reward for being nice will be the one and only chance to go through my underwear without getting punched. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter. tonystarks 2012-05-31 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	I wasn't actually planning on doing it. ~~But I guess if it's my only opportunity.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter. sortofrussian 2012-06-01 08:11 am UTC (link)
	That actually surprises me, Tony. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: First Filter. tonystarks 2012-06-01 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	Well, you would know the importance of the element of surprise better than anyone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter. sortofrussian 2012-06-01 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	I would, although I don't really like being surprised myself. Next you're going to stop being insufferable for ten minutes and I'll think you've been replaced by a pod person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter. tonystarks 2012-06-01 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	I have never in my life been insufferable. I have no idea what you could possibly mean. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	( Tony ) weirdisrelative 2012-05-31 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	Could you bring some of Dr. Banner's things by the mansion, in case he stops by here first? He got Loki to take him out of the city last night because he was very angry and he's not back yet, so I'd like to have a change of clothes here for him here just in case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Kitty ) tonystarks 2012-05-31 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Sure, I'll bring him a change of cllothes. Although I suspect that his pants may be indestructible. I assume Thor hooked him up with an Asgardian tailor. Loki did that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Tony ) weirdisrelative 2012-06-01 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Thanks. I figure it's better to be safe than sorry. Yes. He did. Bruce needed to get away quickly, and Loki wanted to help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Kitty ) tonystarks 2012-06-01 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Good thinking. Be over in a few. Huh. I'll be interested to see if that comes back to bite us in the ass later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Tony ) weirdisrelative 2012-06-01 05:37 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, Tony. I think he genuinely wanted to help, and that was the only way he really could. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	First Filter redarrow_harper 2012-05-31 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	Shit. Let me ask you, how much do you know about what happened last night? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	First Filter sortofrussian 2012-05-31 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	I know enough. Why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter redarrow_harper 2012-05-31 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	I'm a detective with the police station and a costumed crime fighter, like yourself, so I'm just trying to do my job. Roy Harper aka Red Arrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter sortofrussian 2012-05-31 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know enough to act on, but I'm trying to piece it together. If I manage to get a clearer picture then I'll let you know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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goallbuffyonus
2012-05-31 09:07 pm UTC (link)

I'm not just confident he'll regain his sight, I'm positive. My dad did. I don't see why Clint would be any different.

And I'll stop by later this evening to check on him. I need to do the whole mom thing right now, plus get some sleep before my husband knocks me out or something to make it happen.

[Natasha]
Like I told Tony yesterday, there's no need to thank me. I'm just glad I was able to help.

Also, I wanted to talk to you about something. Considering Clint's state right now, and the fact that he's in a public place, I'm going to put down a few sigils and take a few precautions to keep ~~Meg~~ any demons that Moriarty might have working for him from getting into the room. I mean, I know you're ~~a total badass~~ able to hold you own but... I'd just feel better, knowing they couldn't get in at all.

And on that same note, I'm also going to have my stepdaughter hang out at the clinic, too. She's not human herself and can tell if someone else is human or not too. Her name is Emma and you won't even know she's there unless she's needed.

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sortofrussian
2012-05-31 09:22 pm UTC (link)

Take your time, your family needs to come first.

[Claire]
He's the closest thing I have to family, so I need to thank you.

Demons? Why am I not even surprised that my life now involves demons?

I'd feel better to. Demons aren't something I was trained to deal with or know anything about, so I'll take any help I can get. I don't suppose there's an Idiots Guide To Dealing With Demons that I could borrow? I don't want to get blind sided like this again.

Okay. The more protection the better.

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	( First Filter ) weirdisrelative 2012-05-31 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	I'm glad that he's doing better. I was really worried. Dr. Banner still isn't back in the city yet. I have his PDA here. Once he's back, I'll make sure he checks in with you. ( Natasha ) How are you holding up? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	( Kitty ) sortofrussian 2012-06-01 08:13 am UTC (link)
	I've actually been worse, which at least means I know I'll get through this. It's Clint I'm worried about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Natasha ) weirdisrelative 2012-06-01 08:18 am UTC (link)
	Having been worse doesn't mean you're doing well now. Clint has you. I'm sure he'll get through this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Kitty ) sortofrussian 2012-06-01 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	You're right, but I don't think talking about my anger will get us anywhere. He will. He has to. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Ms. Romanoff. wealreadyare 2012-06-01 06:03 am UTC (link)
	Take all the time that you need. Family comes first. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	( Mr. Lehnsherr ) sortofrussian 2012-06-01 08:14 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, Sir. I will still try to be back next week. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	( Natasha ) bardcore 2012-06-01 08:19 am UTC (link)
	Take all the time you need. I imagine Mr. Barton needs you more than we do. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	( Charles ) sortofrussian 2012-06-01 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, but I will hopefully be back next week. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	First Filter humanmapquest 2012-06-01 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	I'm glad he's doing better. Thank you, for telling me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	First Filter sortofrussian 2012-06-01 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	No problem, thank you for finding him. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	1st filter. instinctsbad 2012-06-02 03:52 am UTC (link)
	I'm glad things are, well, relatively okay now. Anything else you guys need, just ask. (Reply to this)