( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Dear Asaph (or whoever else left the Christmas tree for me and can answer this),

Thank you very much for the Christmas tree. It's very nice and very, very pretty. But considering Christmas really isn't supposed to be about a big guy in a red suit with pet reindeer breaking into my house to leave me things, I just wanted to make sure it was okay with you if I donated the tree to the local homeless shelter. I think they would like it even more than me.

If I can't do that, may I at least get money for some of the ornaments that aren't even ornaments at all, but are just pieces of expensive jewellery hanging on branches and donate it to them?

I won't, if it'll make you mad or hurt your feelings, and I really won't if it'll make you want to have bad things happen to the people here. But if it's okay, I think I'd really like to do that instead of just keeping it. They need it more than I do.

Thank you and I hope to get an answer soon!

Sincerely,
Mary

If I hear one more caroller attempt to squawk out a rather terrible rendition of the birth of The Son, I am not to be held responsible for my actions. They certainly had it coming.

Furthermore, if another miniature-sized local attempts to toss a snowball at my car, it will not end well for them.

Now. With that out of the way, who is still here and worth mentioning?

( Elizabeth sounds like she's talking to herself, trying to work out what's going on, not realizing the PDA is on )

Oh my god...

What the hell's going on?

( she sounds a bit panicked )

I can't deal with this. It's just too much.

My life was normal. It was simple. And now it feels like everything's a mess.

When the hell did everything get so screwed up?

Well, it certainly is nice to see so many people in such good spirits. The people really are embracing the true meaning of the Christmas, if the kindness and generosity I've seen so far is anything to go by. It's wonderfully refreshing.

And it is, of course, so nice to be back here again.

Not sure if this counts as the weirdest thing that happened to me. Is this where I go when Or if this is just another weird Haven thing like the mystery coma or the people in snow globes. Does anyone know how to get back? Or how I got here? Or maybe where this is? At this point, I'll take anything I can get.

I just saw the elf from Rudolph, harassing people in the park, asking them if they needed a dentist. Now that might have been the weirdest thing I've ever seen.