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Tweak says, "No."

the biggest loser of 'em all [the losers gn] (suchaloser) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2012-09-18 20:46:00

Entry tags:

jake jensen, liz sherman, parker, steve rogers, tony stark

Same bullshit from MONTHS ago, crazy library, craaazy locals, and crazystupid enchanted armor.

Ice-lance, ice lance, deep freeze, ice lance.

Booyah son. Put THAT in your mediocre purple smoke flare and inhale.

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	apartofme 2012-09-19 03:55 am UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure inhaling a flare would be bad for your prolonged health. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	suchaloser 2012-09-19 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	IKR!?! Slap that on your obit and you're a posthumous big shot. I'm Jensen by the way, like the fine foods company in California except more fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	apartofme 2012-09-19 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	I'll give you points for creativity, but the execution needs a little work. Name's Liz. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaloser 2012-09-19 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe we can work that over lunch sometime? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	apartofme 2012-09-19 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	You really don't waste any time at all, do you? For all you know, I could be a psychotic axe murderer just waiting for my next victim. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaloser 2012-09-20 02:15 am UTC (link)
	Gotta admire the passion for their craft. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	apartofme 2012-09-20 02:16 am UTC (link)
	At least until you're being chased by one. All appreciation tends to go out the window then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaloser 2012-09-20 02:19 am UTC (link)
	See? More interesting things to talk about on our lunch date. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	apartofme 2012-09-20 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Has anyone ever told you 'quit while you're ahead'? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaloser 2012-09-20 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Yeah actually.. You think there's something to it? 'Cause honestly it hasn't done anything for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	apartofme 2012-09-20 03:30 am UTC (link)
	It was cute the first time. It's pretty obvious you've no clue what you're doing. Persisting just makes it creepy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaloser 2012-09-20 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Well then Liz, let me be the first to tell you that I've absolutely NO interest at this current time WHATSOEVER in you. Yeah that's right, I'm playing hard to get. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	apartofme 2012-09-20 03:36 am UTC (link)
	You do that, big boy. I'm guessing from the sound of it you've been here before. You fit to find everything on your own? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaloser 2012-09-22 05:14 am UTC (link)
	~~Big boy?~~ Yup. I'm a Colligo veteran, dontcha know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	apartofme 2012-09-22 05:24 am UTC (link)
	At least that cuts back on the confusion. If you do end up needing any help, I work at the Crisis Center in town. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thefirstavenger 2012-09-19 08:34 am UTC (link)
	~~Oh my~~ That really is unsettling. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	suchaloser 2012-09-19 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	Well hey there... Anyone ever tell you you'd be drop dead gorgeous if you sprouted facial hair? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thefirstavenger 2012-09-20 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	People seem to think I do all right without it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaloser 2012-09-22 05:21 am UTC (link)
	To each their own, brother from another mother. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tonystarks 2012-09-19 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	...did someone get Captain America high? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	suchaloser 2012-09-20 02:17 am UTC (link)
	That's a riddle, right? How about this one: What color is Hulk's pee? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystarks 2012-09-20 03:11 am UTC (link)
	No. No no no no no no no. No. A WORLD of no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaloser 2012-09-20 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Chill out, man. So much negativity is bound to make all the girls around here SYNC up. Hell of a week THAT'LL be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystarks 2012-09-20 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Well, since we live together, I really don't want to think about Banner's pee. It's like the opposite of things I want to think about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaloser 2012-09-22 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Yeah somehow that shit doesn't surprise me one iota. Who're YOU anyways, amigo? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystarks 2012-09-22 05:57 am UTC (link)
	Tony Stark. Iron Man. You look a lot like a friend of mine. It's kind of weirding me out right now. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	inafivepoundbag 2012-09-20 02:02 am UTC (link)
	HA! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	suchaloser 2012-09-20 02:18 am UTC (link)
	HA HA! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2012-09-20 02:20 am UTC (link)
	HA HA HA! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaloser 2012-09-20 02:58 am UTC (link)
	and a HA HA HA SNERKLE BWAA (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2012-09-20 03:01 am UTC (link)
	No! No, no, no, no, no. There's no snerkle yet. Pfft. Amateur. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaloser 2012-09-20 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Always was a "color outside of the lines" kinda kid. Plus, my my lions were ALWAYS blue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2012-09-20 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Lines? What lines? There were lines? Since when? And lions are supposed to be purple, not blue, but I guess I can forgive you since you're a boy and all. I'm Parker. Who're you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaloser 2012-09-22 05:28 am UTC (link)
	MY lion was holed up in Antarctica so it's BLUE. Jensen. I used to work at a super secret underground lab back home while spending my free time directing big starlit A-list movies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2012-09-22 01:38 pm UTC (link)
	Well why didn't you just say that? Sheesh. You don't have to be so secretive about your lion. It's a lion. It's not like everyone doesn't have one. Cool. I used to be in the circus, then I stole stuff for profit. Then I stole stuff to help people. Now I run a casino. And still steal stuff, sometimes. (JUST KIDDING, LAW ENFORCEMENT TYPES.) (Reply to this) (Parent)